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Andre Smith



Is it me or does Andre Smith mid section look like a cross between JarJar and an Octopus?

So let’s say you’re a rookie tackle (already known for being flaky) who is selected by the Bengals and you hold out through training camp. What do you do during that time? Apparently you don’t exercise and close down every Sizzler in the Cincinnati area. And to make matters worse, you come into camp out of shape and tipping the scales at 370. Then you promptly break your foot. Could it be the fact that your feet can’t withstand the pressure of an already corpulent load? Well, the Bengals do…and that’s why there is a weight management clause in your mammoth contract; a contract that was only slightly larger than you were coming into camp. guyism

Big Boy Returns


"Bengals first-round pick Andre Smith finally got to hit someone on Monday. More than anything, though, Smith said he's going to be happy to go out and hit somebody. "That's what they drafted me for," Smith said." cnati.com




No Mr. Smith, we drafted you to eat pancakes and cheeseburgers. Get your ass on the field and make us proud. Just try not to bite anyone while you are blocking. WHO DEY!!!

Bengals Already Down to One Leg


sportingnews.com "Andre Smith suffered a small fracture in his left foot during a non-contact drill."

What? They just paid your ass a truck load of cash and this is what you do. Damn what a shame, loose some weight son. You aint gotta weight that much. Which brings me to this, do you have to weight 335 lb's to play right or left tackel in the NFL?