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Showing posts with label odd news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label odd news. Show all posts
This ain't cool Cincinnati
I don't know when this picture was taken, but I assure you this guy will suck anything and everything.
But if I'm not mistaken, I'd guess it's from on of those riots Cincinnati is known for.
Someone has finally explained the duck face
Everyone hates seeing the duck face, but slutty girls keep doing it and thinks it fun. Now there is a real hypothesis out there that explain what it means and why they like doing it.
Ohio woman leads police on triple-digit topless car chase
Damn she look nasty, nothing like the movies. But can you imagine if that was a guys especially a black guy doing all that screaming and kicking they knock his ass out and pepper spray him just for the hell of it.
Naked Motorist Lead Police On Chase
"A motorist is under arrest after police say he exposed himself and masturbated in front of several female drivers and then led officers on a chase that ended in a crash – all while he was naked. Afraid he would harm someone, police swarmed the area.
That’s when Beason stepped on the gas and fled, according to an incident report."
Well, first off that has to be the worst chase video ever. Second of all, did the officers really have to chase him around? It seems the public were in more of a danger ones the chase started than him just sitting in the car jacking off . They should of just let him stay in his car and nut one out. You know how guys are after shooting their load, They are dead tired and have no energy left. That's why Manny Pacquiao don't have sex three weeks prior a fight.
Crazy People On Plane Worries Me
A holidaymaker who tried to open the doors of an aircraft at 36,000ft while shouting 'It's OK we are just on a flight simulator' has been arrested.
The 22-year-old man had to be restrained by air hostesses and passengers before being tied down with seatbelts. Daily Mail
I'll tell you what, I am worried about nutjobs as much as I am worried about terrorists. You hear all kinds of stories about people that are crazy doing crazy shit on the plane.
Amish Guys Fight The Law And Loses
Eight members of an Amish sect who were ordered jailed by a Kentucky judge after they refused to pay fines for failing to affix orange safety triangles to their horse-drawn buggies. The Smoking Gun
What in the world? Kentucky, I think you have gone overboard, I mean getting booked for not putting a stupid sign on the horse drawn buggies is outrageous. But I wouldn't mind putting these guys on all kinds of watch list. I mean look at 'em. They all look evil, you know they be plotting something in the barn. I'll be honest, on a dark alley I don't who I would want to run into, some black dude in the ghetto or these guys. Scary.
Researchers Agree, Cleveland Smells Like Shit
University of Colorado researchers sampling the winter air in four Midwestern cities say the bacterial colonies found in Cleveland and Detroit most closely resemble that found in dog poop. DenverPost
You know that old saying, if it's brown flush it down. Not only does that phrase reflect the Cleveland Browns, now it looks like it reflects the entire city of Cleveland. But in all honesty, did they really have to spend time and money to figure out that Cleveland smells like dog shit? All they had to do was come hang out in Cincinnati for a while and wait until the breeze from lake Erie swept down to Cincinnati.
Man arrested for having sex with a pink blow up pool raft
No shit you need help. But I tell you what, this guys won't be the last and he'd definitely not the first to bang a pool raft. Basically it's a blow up doll without the face, arms, legs and the fake hole.
I mean what else is a lonely guy to do? Jerking off has to get boring after a while. At least he wasn't out there trying to bang the neighbors goat or dog.
Damn You Lay's Original
I'm not sure what Lay's is putting in their potato chips. My best guess is it's laced with coke. I means it's just so damn addicting. I'm not a fat ass and I'm not binge eater but I just can't put this shit down.
East Coast Earthquake Or This Guy?
Poor Mr. Singh. Everyone thinks you are a terrorist because you have a turban. But in all seriousness what has happened to this country since 9/11? Everyone is running on fear. Thank you Bush administration.
Busting Clay Pigeons Using A Bat And Balls
Someone send me this video today. It's the same guys that brought the Ultimate Batting Practice. It looks impressive. But is it real or is it fake? I'm gonna go with fake. Sure he might be skilled but no way in the world he is hitting five of those clay disks in a row. Sorry bro, can't buy this one.
USB-Powered Vibrator With 8GB Storage
Jesus Christ, is men becoming more and more useless? Back in the good ol' days you just went into the back of the library and had a little quickie with some girl, but now, they don't need us. I guarantee, in the near future they wont even need our seeds.
Foreign Soccer Ref Running For His Life
We Americans are crazy about our Football, Basketball and Baseball, be we got nothing on those foreigners and their soccer.
Yea sure once in a while you hear about parents of little leaguers getting into it, but have you ever seen someone chasing a ref out of the park? I mean I couldn't stop laughing when the ref jumped over the wall like he was about to get murdered.
Wealthy duchess gives fortune away to marry
The Duchess of Alba, 85, is giving it all away so she can marry the man she loves. The duchess's six children were dubious about their mother's plans to marry Alfonso Diez, a civil servant who is 24 years younger. To help assuage their fears that the love may not be genuine, the duchess is going to give her fortune to her children. According to an article from the BBC, the duchess's six children had been against the wedding. Earlier this year, the duchess remarked, "Alfonso doesn't want anything. All he wants is me." Yahoo
When I saw that picture I shivered a little. What? She's worth 5 Billion? Damn she looks good.
But lets get to the point. So she gave away all her money to her children to prove that her and Alfonso love is real. It's all good an all but has anyone asked Alfonso about this? If there is a one place you don't want to be right now, it is where Alfonso is. That poor guys is stuck somewhere harder than a rock and a hard place. No way out.
Also a memo to Alfonso, this old bag has out lived her two previous husbands and I'm pretty sure she will out live your ass.
Good luck.
Shaq's Normal Looking Midget Girlfriend
Well I know what everyone is thinking, she doesn't have to get on her knees.
Who Gets More Love? 30 Year Old Son vs Old Minivan
An angry driver intentionally drove his father’s minivan into a Central Park pond this afternoon, sending picnickers and sun-worshippers fleeing in panic.
"F--k that car!" the driver — whom cops identified as Anthony Romo, 30 — told an eyewitness of the green Nissan Quest. "It’s my father’s car. He loves that car more than he loves me,"he said, echoing a line from the classic "Ferris Bueller’s Day Off."
He faces reckless driving and reckless endangerment charges. NYPOST
What in the world has America come to? Just pussies and self loathing assholes everywhere. Anyway, if you dad loves a Nissan minivan more than you, then it's time to move on. I mean how worthless are you? It's not even a brand new minivan, it looks like an old beat up minivan.
Bangladeshi man has brick tied to penis as punishment
Bangladeshi police said on Thursday they were investigating the case of a man forced to parade naked through his village with a brick tied to his penis as punishment for kidnapping and marrying a minor. The punishment was meted out Saturday to the 30-year-old man by the local council in a village 30 kilometres (18 miles) south of Dhaka. Time Of India
Oh shit, that has to be one of the worst form of punishments for kidnapping a minor. But it's a walk in the park compared to getting stoned to death. So count your stars my man. This is what America needs to do, screw all the taking a seat in front of Chris Hansen and registering as a sex offender. When it comes to certain crimes America needs to borrow a page from third world countries.
My Favorite Republican Michele Bachmann
I swear if this chick is elected as the next president, I promise we are all fucking doomed, she's taking us all to the good 'ol times of 1800's.
The other day she signed a pledge to ban pron and now she think black folks had a good time during the slavery era.
You know what, maybe she's right. Back in the era of slavery, drugs was not a problem, everyone had some some type of job, parents didn't separate (unless they were forced by slave masters).
Michele Bachmann Is Bat Shit Crazy
Rep. Michele Bachmann has signed a pledge vowing to maintain a firm stance against gay marriage and all forms of pornography if she is elected president in 2012.
#9: Humane protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy – out next generation of American children – from human trafficking, sexual slavery, seduction into promiscuity, and all forms of pornography and prostitution, infanticide, abortion and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.
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Ban Porn? Really? You care about porn that much? That only makes me a little worried. Either she caught her husband faping or she's addicted to porn and she needs help.
Isn't porn as American as apple pie? I mean who in America is going to go along with this shit?
America, please don't elect this bat shit crazy chick as your next president. Because I promise you, she's taking as back to the 1950's.
