Bengals vs. Browns re-cap Week 12

si Is it me or even with an 8-3 record and the sweep of the toughest division in AFC, we are still looked at as an underdog. Like Brian Kelly said at the end of the day all anyone care about is a win, and I agree, I wish we could hang 50 on the Browns but I'm not sweating it, especially when our defense is playing like its is. Every time I watch the game, there is one guy that keeps popping up every where and that dude is Brandon Johnson, that guy is ever where trying to make plays. Its gonna be...

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Bearcats Remains Unbeaten

I wonder how everyone around the Country feels about the ass whopping Illinois got today from the Bearcats. Are they thinking this is a good team worthy of a BCS National Championship game or do they think we have a good offense with an average Defense. Don't get me wrong I love watching this team and I feel like they will win every game they play. But I'm gonna call it like it is, we let a shitty Illinois team put 36 on us. That is not a champion ship caliber team, period. I don't care how good...

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Starting Point At Maui

The Bearcats came out of the EA Sports Maui Invitational with two wins over ranked teams, but then in the Championship game the Bearcats let a 10 point second-half lead slip away and lost to Gonzaga, 61-59, in overtime. This was a frustrating game to watch toward the end of the 2nd half and in OT. I still don't know why we kept jacking up 3-pointer when we have three guys that can handle the ball and get some penetration. With three refs on the floor, I guess non of those blind jackasses saw that Gates was hacked on the last play of regulation. I'm not sure if this is a team that will score...

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Coach Kelly Will You Stay?

“This is the silly season. We’ve been having this conversation for the last two years. It will continue to happen while I’m at the University of Cincinnati, because nobody thinks that Cincinnati is a destination job.’’ cincinnati.com Those words were uttered by Coach Brain Kelly sometime ago. I just wanted to re-visit this subject, because Wise has pretty much gave ND permission to fire him and Urban Meyer has pledged his love for the Gator nation. Will Coach Kelly come out and make...

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This Just Makes Me Proud

"Hunters are donating more venison to strapped food banks as Ohio and other states offer financial aid aimed at managing high deer populations. It's a much-needed boost for pantries struggling to meet rising demand. Groups like Farmers and Hunters Feeding the Hungry and Safari Club International have promoted venison donations to pantries in Ohio and other states, but processing and packaging costs deter hunters, especially in tough economic times." ms...

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I'll Kill You, Then I'll Marry You

"A couple jailed for trying to kill each other have vowed to marry when they get out of prison. Lea O, 25, from Split, stabbed her boyfriend Stevo K, 28, from the northern town of Novska, after he almost beat her to death during a furious row, tabloid 24 Sata reported." croatiantimes I swear this is true love, this is what more couples should do before they get married, they should almost kill each other first and see if one can forgive the other. This way they will know, no matter what...

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Badass Kangaroo

"A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat." newsvine A total badass in the animal kingdom, we might have to pull up a chair for the Kangaroo next to the Lions, Bears and Tigers. Why would anyone piss off a sleeping Kangaroo,...

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Bengals vs. Raiders re-cap Week 11

SI Holy crap what happened between the Bengals and the Raiders, that was one of the ugliest football game I have seen in a while. I don't even know where to begin, the worst division in the NFL beats up the best division. The only reason I'm not steaming mad is because Steelers lost today. It feels like each time we play a team, we only play up to the level of our opponent. It seems like we only do enough just to win the game (except the Bears game), why cant we put the game away by the end of...

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Caught With Pants Down

"A witness informed a police officer at the Boone County Library that there was a man on a computer masturbating watching a wrestling video." wcpo First of all I want to thank my Southern neighbor Kentucky for another golden nugget. Is it me or does this just seems like a normal day at the public library, he just happened to get caught. I swear I have seen guys watching porn with no concern. I mean who can blame him, he was probably watching the Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior WWF Title Match...

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Charlie Coles Getting Feisty

This is why Charlie Coles is the man, a living legend in the SW corners of Ohio. I'm just happy that he didn't have a heart attack when douche bag Dick Gabriel asked that question. Keep it going coach Col...

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Man Sues Officers For Moving His Porn

"An Okeana man is suing after he says a Butler County sheriff's deputy, a state wildlife officer, and another officer violated his civil rights. James alleges that during the four-hour search, the officers moved his pornography collection. He says the officers turned on some sex toys and played some porn tapes, putting them in plain sight." wcpo Guns, porno magazines, sex toys, sounds like we need to call in the Hazmat squad. In all seriousness how could they violate his civil right to hide his porno? I just cant believe what this world is coming too, when a normal person just cant keep his magazines...

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Fight The Repo Man

"An Ohio man was accused of striking a repo man with his car when he tried to take it back after it was repossessed. Police said 41-year-old Charles Alexander was arrested late Saturday near his home in the small town of Silverton, near Cincinnati. He was held without bond Monday on a felony charge of attempted vehicular assault." newsvine wcpo I love this story, I am just sad that he didn't get away with his car. Don't anyone know that a car is a black mans mecca, you just cant take...

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Onion video of the week

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Oh damn, when will the day come where Glenn Beck is not on television any more? Don't be surprised if you see this bitch at a cross burning and white hoods wearing ral...

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Bengals vs. Steelers re-cap Week 10

SI If you ain't drinking that orange Who Dey cool aid yet, you better start soon. On this God given Sunday, the boys from Cincinnati had a bigger pair of nuts and they were busting through the steel curtain. I loved the swagger the defense brings to the field every time, Brandon Johnson that brother was out of control in this game. It seemed like they were calling his name left and right. When Odom went out, I started to wonder where the sacks where the sacks gonna come from. I knew Michael Johnson...

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Cincinnati Bearcats Squeeze One Out

SI From blowouts early in the season, to last minute games late in the season. Second straight week, Bearcats found itself needing an onside recovery to seal the deal.  Should I start to worry or should I just be happy that the Bearcats and still undefeated.  With Pike coming in for red zone snaps, should we automatically assume that he will be the starter against Illinois? We all saw Zach Collaros make some terrible mistakes last night, which kept game close, if those turnovers...

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Bengals Hater

"School officials in Hamilton put eighth-grader Dustin Reader into in-school suspension Monday when he showed up with the new hairstyle in tribute to the Bengals' good season. The school says its code of conduct prohibits extreme and distracting hairstyles." cincinnati.com So let me get this straight, he got an in school suspension for putting a B on the back of his head? Come on school sup with that, I know he is a lil wigger but, this doesn't look like that big of a distraction. I grantee if...

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Andre Smith

tonybruno Is it me or does Andre Smith mid section look like a cross between JarJar and an Octopus? So let’s say you’re a rookie tackle (already known for being flaky) who is selected by the Bengals and you hold out through training camp. What do you do during that time? Apparently you don’t exercise and close down every Sizzler in the Cincinnati area. And to make matters worse, you come into camp out of shape and tipping the scales at 370. Then you promptly break your foot. Could it be the fact...

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Dirty Chimp

I am officially speechless after watching this video. And for anyone out there that doesn't get this video, you need to go talk to you daddy about the birds and the bees. And for God sake get that whinny lil bastard out of there, cause I'm trying to enjoy this damn video. So that has to be the unluckiest frog ever, right? This has to be the worst thing ever, being trapped by a monster 100x your size as it just inserts its bouncy genitals into your mouth over and over. guy...

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Marvin Lewis Defends

"Jerome is doing everything he can to try to prove that he can get out there and make productive plays for us,” Lewis said. When asked if he had any second thoughts about taking Simpson with the 46th overall pick instead of Philadelphia’s DeSean Jackson, who went three picks later. Lewis said “DeSean is a fine, fine player. He’s done a great job. I’m comfortable with the way — we had them both as going to be great players, and I still feel that about Jerome.” cincinnati.com Come on Marvin WTF, just say what the rest of the country is thinking. We all have to admit to things that didn't work out...

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Crack Pipe

"Police say they have arrested a man who allegedly tried to stab his girlfriend and then set her on fire, all because of a crack pipe." newstalkradiowhio.com What people don't realize is that crack pipe is expensive, I'm not talking about that aluminum foil shit. You know how hard it is to come up with some loot to buy this crack pipe, and this bitch goes and messes around with it. Just reading this article got my blood all boiled up. I'm surprised this bitch lived, If it was me she...

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Korean Lady Still Cant Drive

"A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the written exam for a driver's license with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time." msnbc Whats worse than a female driver? An Asian female driver. I feel like I should be happy for her, because she was so damn persistent about it. But on the other hand I feel sorry for her, because we all know she's so damn old that she might die tomorrow. But to be serious it doesn't matter if she passed with a 100% mark, I still...

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Intense Shagging

"A couple's nightly sex sessions were making their neighbours' lives' hell, a court heard today. Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" and drowned out their neighbours' televisions. But it was not just the neighbours who were up in arms about the noise coming from their terraced house in Hall Road, Concord, Washington, Tyne and Wear - even the local postman and a woman who walked past the house taking her child to school complained. Neighbours said the Cartwrights sex sessions would usually start around midnight and last for two or three hours, every...

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Controversy?

All I'm here around Cincinnati is that there is a QB controversy at UC. And I'm thinking to myself what controversy, there is no controversy. Collaros is playing out of his mind right now so you stick with game. This does not mean that Collaros is better than Pike or Pike is better than Collaros. It just means Collaros got the hot hand right now and lets just move forward with that momentum, instead of slowing down and messing around with both QB's mentality. What we need to worry about is how is UC's D-Line gonna handle a bigger O-Line, because if we cant stop the run it wont batter...

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Bengals vs. Ravens re-cap Week 9

bengals.com Great sports weekend in Cincinnati, first the Bearcats squeak one out and on this great Sunday the Bengals do it again. Conquering AFC north like Genghis Khan. I thought the rematch was gonna be full of plays everywhere, but the only one making plays where the Bengals. Still perfect in AFC North, A 17-7 smash mouth win over the Baltimore. For some reason, I feel like the game was made closer than what the score displays. We were kicking ass on both sides of the line. But for...

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The Legend Of Zack

si.com How does the game against Connecticut  go from being a behind the shed ass whopping to an almost massive upset. This was a fun ball game to watch. Gotta give credit to the Huskies for fighting back and almost giving me a heart attack. Now I know what all you geniuses out there are thinking, who do we start for the next game, Pike or Collaros. Don't worry, Mr.Brown's got the answer, coach Kelly's gotta with the hot hand. Collaros is lighting it up like it's Christmas. Why wait...

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End Of The MLS Road

My first mobile blog. And its right after the Columbus crew lost to real salt lake. I watched the whole thing, for some reason in Spanish, and it sounded pretty good. I am sure most will agree with me and blame this one on Robert Warzycha, he should of have played his best players @ Salt Lake City. But my man crush on the legendary Guillermo Barros Schelotto went to a new level today. I am defiantly naming my kid after him. Today was a big disappointment from my bro Frankie Hejduk, he got beat twice. It does not matter if the PK was a bad call or not, he should of have never put himself at the...

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Diaper Wearing Woman

"A Pennsylvania woman was awarded $150,000 in a discrimination suit claiming she had to wear diapers to work due to a lack of toilets. Lisa Drozdowski, 37, had to wear adult diapers while she was working as a flagger for the company in 2005 because officials refused to provide portable toilets. Drozdowski said her bathroom breaks, which involved walking a quarter mile to her car and driving several minutes to the nearest restroom, often came after she had already urinated on herself." upi.com This is exactly the reason, you don't give females these types of job. But if you don't give them...

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Paraguayan President Is A Player

"A third woman has filed a paternity claim against Paraguay's Roman Catholic bishop-turned- president.  Asked whether the latest claim would tarnish the president's image, Interior Minister Rafael Filizzola replied, "We must not mix personal affairs with government business.We have hired a lawyer to deal with this type of issue and avoid getting the government involved." usatoday.net Now this is how you roll if you are the Chief and Commander. He is single handily trying to raise the population of Paraguay. And I must admit he is succeeding one at a time. I'm sure you all remember Miss Monica...

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WTF Story

"Two men were convicted Thursday on rape and other charges stemming from an attempt to get even over a stolen cell phone. Gamble accused the victim of stealing his cell phone and swore to get even, according to court documents. Gamble and Lovett thought up a scheme where Lovett went online to a local gay chat room to meet the man and invite him over for sex. As Lovett and the victim were on the bed, Gamble came out of the closet carrying a gun and a video camera, telling the victim “I told you I was going to get you” for stealing the phone. Gamble put a gun to the man’s head, Lovett stuffed socks...

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Big Boy Returns

"Bengals first-round pick Andre Smith finally got to hit someone on Monday. More than anything, though, Smith said he's going to be happy to go out and hit somebody. "That's what they drafted me for," Smith said." cnati.com No Mr. Smith, we drafted you to eat pancakes and cheeseburgers. Get your ass on the field and make us proud. Just try not to bite anyone while you are blocking. WHO DEY!...

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Breathalyzer Costume

"dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk." yahoo.com After looking at this tool, how could you not laugh. I'm sure he did it for the same reason as hot chicks who wear slutty outfits during Halloween, because they are what they wear....

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No Apple Pie For Me?

"Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men. A LUCKLESS romeo has sued cosmetics firm Lynx after he failed to land a girlfriend during seven years of using their products. Vaibhav said in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me." dailyrecord.co.uk Where the fuck is the Axe effect? This mans been waiting for over seven years to get some ass. So I think he has every right to...

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