Recap San Diego Chargers vs Cincinnati Bengals

Chargers - 20 Bengals - Who cares Here is the recap but not really a recap, but more of me whining and complaining. OK, well that was an interesting ball game, no superstar WR's and the Bengals put up 34 points and Carson goes for 16 of 21 for 269 yards and 4 TD's. Like I said before, you don't need big time RB's or WR's to win football games, all you need a good coach, good QB, good O and D line. Anyway thanks to the Bengals, now the the fans will hope for a successful season next year. But failing...

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Recap Cleveland Browns vs Cincinnati Bengals

Browns - 17 Bengals - Who cares The 75th Battle Of Ohio has come and gone, and no one missed a thing. The Battle of Ohio should be known as "Lets see who sucks more". I mean when was the last time this rivalry was relevant? Like I stated last week, for the rest of the season I will not be recapping any more Bengals game, rather I will bitch and complaining about anything I can think of. But let me say this first, Jerome Simpson caught two passes. So what made the Bengals a good...

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Battle of the local Cincinnati news stations *UPDATED*

Local Cincinnatians can get their news from four local news stations, but which one is the best of the bunch? Lets find out as I pick the winner based solely on look...

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People stealing from blind man again

"A judge sent Dante Williams, who is visually impaired and can only see thanks to nine eye surgeries, to prison Thursday for stealing $38 from a blind man who operates the deli inside the Hamilton County Courthouse. He waited until Parker was alone behind the deli counter and gave him a $1 bill, telling the blind Parker it was a $20. Parker gave him $18.65 in change. Williams returned Jan. 28 of this year and bought an item for 75 cents, again waiting for Parker to be alone before giving him $1 and saying it was a $20. Parker gave him $19.25 in change. news.cincinnati For the second time...

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Recap Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cincinnati Bengals

Bengals - who cares they lost Steelers - 23 For the rest of the season, I will not recap any of the Bengals game either win or lose. But what I will do is continue to bitch and complain about the Bengals. Let me first say this, Dan Dierdorf was all over ever single Steeler dick today, I mean he just couldn't stop. What will be on the Bengals agenda this off-season? New QB? Some Offensive and Defensive tackles? Maybe some good depth at DB's? Maybe some faster, stronger LB's? Maybe...

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Indians can't fight

I love India, that's where I was born. But damn it I'm tired of all this slap and tap shit. We need to learn how to fight, slapping is for bitches, if your are a dude put your hands up and punch someone. I mean you just can't use the pimp slap for every situati...

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Santa?

I'm afraid this is how all mall Santa's are, while heading home to their trailer park homes after a long day. Can't really blame them, have anyone seen those damn kids and their needy ass...

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Sheman Stabs Husband Over Monday Night Football

Delois Holley "A St. Petersburg woman flew into a rage because her husband was watching Monday Night Football and stabbed him repeatedly with a knife, police said.Delois Holley, 61, was charged with attempted felony murder and is being held in the Pinellas County Jail. St. Petersburg Police spokesman Mike Puetz says the victim was watching the New England Patriots thrash the New York Jets at the family home in the Arlington Arbor Apartments. "His wife became upset. She obtained a knife and stabbed...

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Recap New Orleans Saints vs Cincinnati Bengals

Saints - 34 Bengals - 30 I'm going to try an underachieve on my post just like my beloved Bengals. Every week it just gets worse. Why do I still care about this team? Everybody knows on 4th down the offense is going to try and make the defense jump offsides. Everybody, that is, except for the Bengals. Like my boy @DBert said "Bengals and Marvin have to be trying to do this shit on purpose, I am not kidding, there is no way the are this dumb, Marvin wants to be fired." Cam Newton welcome home....

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Recap Pittsburgh Panthers vs Cincinnati Bearcats

So the 2010 football season has come to an end for the Bearcats. Just like the way the season started is how the season ended, with a lose. But look on the bright side at least our mascot didn't go down without a fight. Really there is nothing that needs to be said about this game that has not already been said through out the season.Just hope Coach Butch Jones fixes the defense, and the offense.For way too long the excuse for being a bad defense has been "its a young defense", next year that...

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Two epic cat fights in two days

Fight 1. Two former best friends turn on each other because of evil crows. Fight 2. Just don't stare at another pussy's girl, especially at the Jersey shore...

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Quidditch League at UC

OK what is going on here? Do you guys realize you are riding a fucking broom? What happened to riding horses and donkeys? This is why Harry Potter fans get beaten up. All I gotta say is Quidditch League is gayer than this soccer referee...

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White Bank Robber Fools Cops With Black Guy Mask Again

"This time, authorities are sure they have the right man in a string of robberies committed earlier this year. That’s because Conrad Zdzierak admitted to them and because he wasn’t wearing a life-like mask that led his victims to believe the man robbing them wasn’t a white man from Poland but a black man. Zdzierak was found out when his girlfriend, staying with him in a Springdale hotel, saw reports of the robberies moments before she went into the bathroom and saw two masks and, in the sink, money...

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Recap Cincinnati Bearcats vs Connecticut Huskies

Bearcats - 17 Huskies - 38 The season is almost drawing close, on what has been a disappointing effort. The Bearcats needed to win their final two games to be bowl eligible. If the first half play is any indication, that won't be happening. It was brutal to watch a 6'4" 295lb defensive lineman outrun the entire Bearcats offense on an INT. Bearcats defense still can't get enough stops, especially on third downs. And the offense is not helping out the defense by giving up two turnovers...

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Recap Cincinnati Bengals vs New York Jets

Bengals - 10 Jets - 26 First of all let me say this, Matt Millen have no right to criticize anyone, after his achievements at Detroit. So here is a big FU to you Matt Millen. The first half, Carson Palmer showed as how terrible his decision making is, I was ready for his younger brother Jordan Plamers to replace him. I mean what was he looking at or what was he thinking when he threw those 2 first half INT's? It was just mind blowing. I'm just happy the Bengals went into the half with a 7-3 lead....

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What to do with Marvin Lewis?

"I see a future here. For everybody involved, I want this thing. I haven't got done what I came here to do, and I failed them. But we're still doing it, and we're going to keep on doing it and just keep working at it. This has not been the season we all wanted, but it is where we are right now. I think we continue, my guys coach very hard, and that's not going to change." said Lewis. Its kind of like dealing with someone who is fat person, they don't want to admit they have a...

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Recap Buffalo Bills vs Cincinnati Bengals

Bills - 49 Bengals - 31 How to recap this game? The Bengals teases everyone for the first half then, spits in our face in the second half. Yes you can blame in on the injuries, but how can you let a big lead like that against a crappy team like the Buffalo Bills disappear? It is just mind numbing to think about this game. This is how much the football Gods hate the Bengals, a Whitworth holding penalty wipes out a Palmer to Owens touchdown, then couple of plays later Palmer is picked off in...

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Rutgers Scarlet Knights vs Cincinnati Bearcats

Rutgers -38 Cincinnati - 69 Wow what a first half by the UC, the Bearcats playing some PlayStation football out there. First half alone Bearcats put up 7 touchdowns and 416 yards. But the young defense still gave up 3 touchdowns and 259 yards to a shitty team. This was the offense all the Bearcats faithfull was looking forward to from the beginning of the season. But it might be little too late, oh well we have something to look forward to next season. When Rutgers scored on its first...

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Chad Dukes Don't Have Shit On Us

OK Chad Dukes, we get it, your Redskins got their ass handed to them on national television and you pay $30 for parking tickets. We get the that Shanahan is not making good decisions, and we get that Haynesworth was doing the worm for no reason. But get a hold of your self  man, the Washington Redskins are not the Detroit Lions, the Cleveland Browns or my beloved Cincinnati Bengals. Think about this Dukes, your beloved Redskins have won super bowl three times in the last 30 years, 1983 (XVII), 1988 (XXII), 1992 (XXVI). So please shut it. At least your idiot owner is willing...

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Football argument leads to stabbing

news.cincinnati A 77-year-old man is accused of stabbing a woman during an argument after a football game Sunday night. Willie Champion faces one count of felonious assault. He was booked into the Hamilton County jail just after 8 p.m. and was held overnight without bond. According to court documents, Champion cut a woman twice in her left arm when the two argued after watching a football game. The incident occurred at a residence in the 1500 block of Dudley Walk in the West End. Take note...

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Recap Cincinnati Bengals vs Indianapolis Colts

Bengals - 16 Colts - 23 Another Bengals game and another disappointing showing. How many games can you start out by putting your self in a hole? Just can't win many games like that. There is no discipline, no passion, bad turnover, cant convert on 3rd downs, and the list just keeps going on. The Bengals have all these big time super stars on the team, but on the other side the Colts are ravaged by injuries and have no names. But they do have the most important player in...

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Recap Cincinnati Bearcats vs West Virginia Mountaineers

What is it with this Bearcats football team, are they still having an identity crisis? My God, they have played 8 games, and they still have not figured out what to do on offense, on defense. I know the defense is young with basically no depth, but what about the offense? They put up 7 points against Syracuse and today verses Mountaineers the Cats put up a whopping 10 points. But the one big factor that makes this team so bad is that the whole team is undisciplined. Collaros is the best QB...

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Epic showdown for last place

I swear White people are out of their minds. I cannot imagine another other race on this planet doing this type of stuff. I mean don't do an Iron Man competition if your old ass can't cross the finish line in a normal way. Yeah it is cool to finish what you start, but it become worthless when you get dragged across the finish line. Instead of dong an Iron Man competition can't you all go do some knitting or some other stuff old people ...

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America's first sex-toy drive-thru

HUNTSVILLE, AL (WAFF) - Pleasures is opening a new adult store that offers a drive-thru this weekend. "It's a new level of privacy, and it feels good to give something back to the community," business owner Sherri Williams said. The new Pleasures adult store will be the country's first to sell adult toys through a private, drive-thru window. The new location will also feature the Intimacy Clinic, offering weekly seminars and workshops, complimentary condoms, and marriage counseling. The store's...

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Recap Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cincinnati Bengals

T.O is Officially apart of the 150 club Congrats, now that is out of the way lets get to the game. I mean what a game it was, it was like being on acid for 4 hours, lots of trippy shit. The first half would have been much different if not for those 2 turnovers, and the blocked punt. Even with all the bone headed plays the defense had kept this game some what close. There was no lack of urgency the Bengals at the start of the game. For a team desperate for a win, to start...

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NRA wants me to join, its so tempting

So I got this letter from NRA asking me to join their membership program. And here is what it said. "Your constitutional right to own a gun is under attack my anti-gun politicians and administration officials, global gun ban diplomats at the U.N., militant anti-hunting extremists, radical billionaires and the freedom-hating Hollywood elite. They've vowed to fight on and never surrender...Not until they've banned, confiscated and destroyed our guns, just like in England, Canada and Australia." I...

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Cincinnati Bengals Jerome Simpson not a bust?

So the Cincinnati Enquirer wrote an article about  Bengals WR Jerome Simpson this morning, they stated that Jerome is just slow to pick up the speed of NFL and he is also slow to pick up the system. And All Pro Blogger John Thornton agrees with the Enquirer and thinks Jerome is not a bust. But reality shows that its almost over for him. So lets take look at some stats for Jeromoe and some other WRs drafted after him. Jerome Simpson: 1 Rec, 0 TD Earl Bennett: 74 Rec,...

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Man Dressed As Jesus Kicked Out Of Church

"A man dressed as Jesus was kicked out of a St. Louis area church Sunday. Police were even called to get in the middle of the spiritual showdown. "We're called to be ambassadors for Jesus Christ, ambassadors should represent, and that's what I do. I try to represent my Lord and savior Jesus Christ," said Neal Thompson Monday night, wearing the same white robe and cross, and carrying the same staff he's been using every Sunday for 22 years."orlandosentinel Imagine if he pulled that stunt dressed as Mohammad at a Mosque, wait I take that back, no one know what Mohammad looks like. But think about...

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Where Do The Bengals Go From Here

I love the Bengals, and they are my favorite football team, and no matter what I will always cheer for them. But lets call it like it is, this years Bengals team are a flop and after the lose to the Miami Dolphins, where do the Bengals go? I know they are not mathematically eliminated from the playoff but everyone and their momma knows they are not going anywhere. Like Paul Daugherty said, "They are a fine collection of individual talents", but when its time to play some football as a team they...

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Recap Miami Dolphins vs Cincinnati Bengals

Another example of a team that is incomplete and unprepared to compete at the highest level. Last week it was the offense that let the team down, today its the offense that let the team down. There has not been one game where the offense and defense has put a complete game together. And until the Bengals do that they won't win a game. I got all excited after watching the first drive, so smooth so efficient. The no huddle, hurry up offense was so efficient that the defense had no answer. But what...

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Recap Syracuse Orange vs Cincinnati Bearcats

Like my friend said, there was more excitement at the pool table over at Arlins bar after the game than during the game. I'm saying this nicely as possible, but Chazz Anderson fucking sucks. I mean there is really no other way to put it. I'm not really sure if he is a QB or a pitcher, because bunch of his passes looks like sinker balls. Usually I say it's UC that lost the game, but after watching today game, it was all about Syracuse. They whopped UC's ass all over the field, offense,...

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The Cincinnati Bengals Pass Rush Sucks More Than Your Momma

Everyone that watches the Bengals knows that the biggest weakness is the ineffectiveness of the defense to get to the QB. I have touched on this subject before (here), but each week it seems like the Bengals front four cannot create any kind of pressure on the opposing QB and it seems to be getting worse. Is it time to switch to a 3-4 or a different defensive line coach. I really don't know what the solution to the problem is, but the people that are getting paid a lot of money are not...

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I love the Bearcats and the Big East blows

This has been floating around for a couple of days and I'm surprised it has not gotten much attention. Butch Jones is right, the Big East does blow goats, the Big East sucks so much anyone and everyone has a chance of winning any given ga...

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Mom gave pot to kids ages 1, 4, 7

What struck me most was not the mom getting high with her kids but the ad from Mercy Health Plex on the side of the page. Mercy knows we all get a little zoned out and sleepy after a good smoke out, that's why they want us to enroll in their family progra...

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Teenager picked wrong transvestite prostitute to rob

  Rufus Bowman  Joshua Bumpus   Sixteen-year-old Rufus Bowman was looking for an easy victim, but he picked the wrong one during a July 13 incident. Bowman was in the 200 block of West McMicken Avenue in Over-the-Rhine when, Assistant Hamilton County Prosecutor Ryan Nelson said, he approached Joshua Bumpus. "Mr. Bumpus is a transvestite prostitute," Nelson said. "He goes 6-(foot)-3, 280 (pounds) and was wearing a pink halter top and pumps." Actually, jail records list...

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Whats the big deal if the parents took kids on a drug deal?

David Moore, 25, and Nicole Rycek, 23, both of Cleves, were booked into the Hamilton County jail Thursday on multiple drug and child endangering charges and appeared in Hamilton County Municipal Court on Friday. Both sold $30 in crack cocaine to the police informant in front of their children, who are 3 and 4, on Thursday, according to Cleves police. In addition, Rycek is accused of selling $20 worth of heroin on Sept. 21.Police reports say Moore had two sawed-off shot guns, two pistols, numerous...

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