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A bride demanded a divorce just ten minutes after getting married at a town hall in France. The woman tied the knot with her 25-year-old husband in a ceremony in Tours in the Loire Valley. After making their vows and exchanging rings before scores of family and friends, the couple then left the building under a shower of confetti. But after just ten minutes, the newlyweds began arguing on the steps of the town hall. dailymail.co.uk Well that was really quick. I'm not really sure who's side to take...

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One Reason To Watch Pro Bowl

The Bengals receiver made some kickoffs Thursday during practice for the Pro Bowl in Miami, hoping to convince the coaches that he's capable of going toe-to-toe. He showed off his punting skills during warmups a day earlier. espn.go.com We all know that Ochocinco is a little attention whore, but lets put that on the back-burner for a minute. If you ask me, this is about the only reason to watch the stupid pro bowl. Now I think about it, Esteban Ochocinco should of probably kicked instead of that...

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Pregnant Man? or Pregnant Woman?

A transgender couple have revealed they are expecting their first baby in a month’s time. Scott Moore - thought to be only the second ‘pregnant man’ to go public - is due to give birth to a boy in February, with husband Thomas by his side. The couple were both born girls and have undergone surgery to transform their sex. Scott, 30, who is legally married to Thomas because he still has a female birth certificate, says he is eagerly looking forward to giving birth.‘We know some people will criticise...

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Priest Arrested

A Catholic priest from Christopher was arrested at 4:49 p.m. on Jan. 21 on alleged shoplifting charges at the Wal-Mart SuperCenter, according to West City Police. The Rev. Steven F. Poole, 41, faces two counts of felony theft over $150. Poole, who has a previous arrest for stealing in Missouri, was arrested after Wal-Mart store surveillance video caught him on camera failing to scan a $3.22 container of butter and a $60 sofa cover. Police said Poole then allegedly headed to the store’s bedding department and picked up a memory foam mattress. He returned to the self-checkout lane where he was allegedly...

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Dicriminatory Against Unreliable People

When she ran the ad past a jobcentre, she was told she couldn't ask for 'reliable' and 'hard-working' applicants because it could be offensive to unreliable people. dailymail.co.uk Thank you UK for looking out for the completely useless people. God knows we can use this law in Cincinnati or any other major metropolitan. No wonder this whole system is messed up and broken. Come on UK I know you guys across the pond are not the smartest or the toughest, but this is some real cheesy sh...

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Speaking The Truth

Damn this asshole, he basically just robbed my thoughts. Anyway screw late night talk shows, thats including you Letterman. The people that are watching late night shows are the same people that watched Johnny Carson and run congress and wont let mary jane be legal. I hope they all go to a better place so...

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Keep It White, It's right

"A new professional basketball league boasting rosters made up exclusively of white Americans has its eyes set on Augusta, but the team isn't receiving a warm welcome. Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league. Don "Moose" Lewis, the commissioner of the AABA, said the reasoning behind the league's roster restrictions is not racism. "There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white...

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Men more evolved?

"Women may think of men as primitive, but new research indicates that the Y chromosome — the thing that makes a man male — is evolving far faster than the rest of the human genetic code."news.yahoo Now thats what I'm talking about, this is great news I was stoked to read this. Y chromosome is the reason, I am better than my opposite sex in many things from parallel parking to understanding football to dunking on a eight foot basket. As much as I love hearing this news, the real truth is no matter how much the Y chromosome evolves, men still act and live like bunch of pigs,...

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Three Might Be Better Than Two

"A plastic surgeon in Croatia has revealed that he refused to perform an operation on a stripper who wanted him to make a third breast for her" croatiantimes Shit why stop at three, get four or five, damn just put it all over your body. I might have to agree with Benny the cab driver from Total Recall when it comes to these types of situations, "Baby, you make me wish I had three hand...

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Same Bengals Offseason

I just got done reading the article by Joe Reddy called "Bengals offseason aimed at Offense", and I'm thinking what bunch of shit. I'm sure I can bitch and bitch about why the Bengals sucks but let me make one important point. I just watched the Jets beat the Chargers.  A Jets team with new coaching staff, a team with a rookie QB, the Bengals on the other hand have a seasoned team, with veterans in almost every single position. So what is the difference between the two team, the Jets have coaching staff with some balls. They are a team willing to take the risk,...

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Oh Miss Piggy

bbc "Politicians and animal-rights groups have condemned a "barbaric" experiment in which pigs were buried alive in an avalanche. The Centre for Emergency Medicine in Bolzano, South Tyrol, and the Innsbruck University Clinic for Anaesthesia and Intensive Medicine claimed the experiment using 22 pigs simulated the experience of a human being covered by a mass of snow." austriantimes Oh my Lord,  my wasted bacon. I guess in the name of science I shall sacrifi...

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Oh The Irony

"The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the weight-loss programme." thelocal I mean seriously what did they think was gonna happen, after all these bitches are fat. I don't think the engineers who designed the weight load for the floor structure could of have ever imagined 20 fat chicks manatees being in one room. Yea there might be an occasional fat ass that breaks a table or a chair, but an entire freaking floor, these chunkies definitely need some help asap before another disaster stri...

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Got A Barking Dog?

How do you stop your dog from barking? Apparently call this bitch Suzanne Morgan up. I think the real truth is, she too damn ugly for a real man to get on those melons. Have fun reading about what she had to say. "after I'd fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob toward her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple. Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin. It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away,...

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Rattlesnake + Mouth + Drinking

Guy Puts rattlesnake in mouth and gets bitten - Watch more Funny Videos There is an age old saying and I'm sure it goes something like this, alcohol plus dumb shit just don't mix. Take this cracker for an example, why in the world would you put a poisonous snake's head into your mouth, that is  just asking God to piss on you and ruin you day. I swear I have never seen or heard colored people doing dumb shit like this. I mean what did he think the snake would do, French kiss him or something? Now I kind of feel bad for the snake, for being shoved into his dirty mouth, and for not getting...

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Just A Hater

"A COLLEGE student in China who said his studies suffered after he discovered Internet porn has been awarded 10,000 yuan (S$2,050) for helping the government crack down on sexual content online. 'In the past, when I was in middle school, I used to get grades that were good enough to enter a really good university,' 'It is because of the influence of pornography on the Internet that I was only able to go to junior college,' said the student." straitstimes This asshole has to be the most hated man...

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Ugly People + Miniature Stallion

Please if you get grossed out real fast and don't like ugly people, for your safety I ask you not to watch this video.I think I need a life time of therapy to get over this shit. Enjoy for those who are brave...

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Bengals - Jets Wildcard

I'm finally back from vacation, and now I can finally vent about the season and the playoff loss to the Jets. First of all congratulations to the Bengals for making the play while I'm still alive. This was a great season for many reason, from Zimmers defense to the running of Benson. It also showed this team can compete in the AFC North. This was also a tragic year, from Zimmers wife to Slim's death. Now to the playoffs, I'm not sure there are enough words to summon up my feelings to describe the...

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McNuggets Attack

"Police say an Ohio woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because she couldn't get Chicken McNuggets."news.cincinnati God damn, I know those McNuggets are delicious, but no reason to go busting through a window for it. From the look for this fine cracked out female specimen the McNuggets probably had more than chicken it it. And what is with bitches going crazy over McNuggets anyway, remember last March when a Florida woman called 911 three times, because McDonald's were...

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Amelia + Wal-Mart = Good Times

"An Amelia man faces multiple charges after police said he stole a 12-pack of beer at Wal-Mart, drank it as he walked the store, shouted profanities at customers and threatened to kill a Fairfax police officer. Rodger C. Wynn, 52, was arrested on charges of theft, aggravated menacing and disorderly conduct while intoxicated from the incident that occurred at 5:05 p.m. Saturday at 4000 Red Bank Road. He was transported to the police station where he allegedly continued his disorderly behavior and urinated several times in the interview room." news.cincinnati  Oh boy, what a...

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Bearcats Stoped, Bengals WTF

I'm on vacation, which means I'm a bit lazy this week. So I'll combine this weekends sports news into one post. The Bearcats broke my heart, we all know that Florida is good, I mean really good; but I was hoping for an upset like Utah did to Alabama last year. I really cant say anything negative about the Cats, they played hard all season and they deserve everything they get. But when you have a coaching carousel going on in your own locker room, it's hard to win against anyone let alone Super Man. Now to the Bengals, I'm not sure what to think of this ugly ass game. I know...

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