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Overweight Cincinnati Police Busting Shit In Price Hill


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Cincinnati Reds Clinches 2010 N.L. Central Division


It was the first game I attended this year and what a game it turned out to be. After I came home I wanted write a long ass post about the game. But sometimes it's better not to say anything at all and just enjoy the moment. More videos after the jum...

Live Chat Municipal vs Columbus Crew 10:00 pm EST


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UC researching cocaine vaccine


"University of Cincinnati researchers are conducting studies on a cocaine vaccine that would keep the powerfully addictive drug from entering the brain. Physorg.com reports the clinical trials are being conducted at the Department of Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Corryville. Participants are not limited to veterans. news.cincinnati" You don't have to tell me twice, I'm already signed up for clinical trial. I wonder if they supply or if I gotta bring my own sta...

Drunk grandma crashes with 3-year-old grandson in car


" A grandmother is accused of driving drunk and crashing her vehicle with her 3-year-old grandson in the back seat. Debora Thompson, 48, also had a glass pipe used to smoke marijuana in her purse when a Hamilton County sheriff’s deputy arrested her Tuesday on Harrison Road near Interstate 74 in Green Township, according to court documents. Thompson was held overnight at the Hamilton County jail on charges of child endangering, operating her 1994 Nissan Altima while intoxicated, not properly...

Talking About Cincinnati Bengals TE Jermaine Gresham


What do I want to say about Jermaine Gresham? Let me say this first, he has proved me wrong. He has stepped into the Bengals starting 11 and has been an revelation over previous TE's. And I was not expecting him to do that because of an off year with his injuries at Oklahoma. To me a TE is someone that has to be one of the smartest players on the field. But I don't think any TE is  worthy of a first round pick. So I will admit I was a bit disappointed  that the Bengals drafted...

Re-Cap Cincinnati Bengals vs Carolina Panthers


Carolina Panthers 7Cincinnati Bengals 20 Lets just say, I'm happy the Bengals won, but I am also extremely happy that no one from the offensive side is on my fantasy team otherwise I would of have been doomed. This Bengals offense played the game like it was a pre-season exhibition game, except the starters played entire game! I defended Carson the last weeks (Click Here), I said he things will turn around and he will play better an the fans just need to relax. Now I feel like I could...

Re-Cap Oklahoma Sooners vs Cincinnati Bearcats


Sooners 31Bearcats 29 I guess Coach Butch Jones said following 31-29 loss to No. 8 Oklahoma: "There are absolutely no moral victories.", but as a fan I think sometimes there can be some moral victories. After watching the first three games of this season and after seeing how we lost two of those games, this game was surly a pick me up and gave me optimism for the rest of the season. We played tough, we played fast, for the first time we didn't play like we were nervous and I can appreciate...

The Crew vs The Revs


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Live Chat OU Sooners vs UC Bearcats


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Pure Awesome


I got my damn 4 Loko and I'm chilling out to this sh...

TO and Ocho Calling It Like It Is


If someone asked me the same question, I probably say, I would love to see Sarah Palin in a sitcom called "The MILF From Wasilla" Ha Ha just kidding Sarah, please don't shoot ...

Hi Dolla - girl like this (All kinds of wrong here)


Forget that fact she might have an IQ of -120, there's just all kinds of wrong in this video. Is it just me does this chick look awkward rapping. The shit in her mouth looks like big geeky braces. And the worst part about it is, she moves her mouth like 50 Cent, And baby what you talking about "put an arch in your back and pick it up real slow" you ain't got no ass and you ain't got no arch. So if you put it down, I have a hard time imagining you bringing it back up. But in all honesty, if I just hit play and walk away it don't sound so b...

What is Cedric Benson Bitching About?


So I'm reading the article by Joe Reedy (Click Here) and its talking about how Benson is frustrated about the direction of the offense and how they are not running more. Seriously Benson, who is not frustrated about the Bengals offense, the passing game is not working the running game is not working. But you also have to remember we have only played two meaningful games so far. I didn't think Benson would be the first one to bitch considering we have TO and Chad on this team.So...

Superhero For The Indians


Them Indians done it again. A bollywood sci-fi action movie that is musical and with robots? I'm standing in line for this one boys and gi...

My Favorite Commercial


This commercial might be about a game. But isn't it so much more? Fuck the Democrats, fuck the Republicans, we should stop finding dirt on each other and put our self interest aside and help someone in need. To all the politicians stop trying to put fear into people to pass your agenda. Of all the years I have followed American politics, I can't remember a time where this country was so fucking polarized. We are more divided than unit...

Must Watching HBO Promo Video


Damn I'm pumped up. I'm gonna start hunting for some change under the cou...

Fake Tattoo Sleeves


Who really has the courage to get a real tattoo, not me. I'm getting this shit, I'm gonna be rocking it when I go to church, and freak out my pastor. Wait a minute that's not gonna work, I got brown skin.  ...

Columbus Crew vs Santos Laguna


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Late Ass Recap Seattle Sounder vs Columbus Crew


Thank you for stoping by, this is the very first Columbus Crew related post on this blog. Pulling up to Crew Stadium for Saturday night’s game, I could not say I had a particularly good feeling about the match against the Seattle Sounders. Yet at the same time I cannot say I had much of a bad feeling either. It was a 7:30 game, which meant much cooler temperatures than the last match against Dallas, which was a day game where everyone baked in the sun for 90 minutes. Our group of people (Cincy...

Whats Wrong With Carson Palmer?


I have watched him play since he was drafted, and I still feel like he is our QB and our leader. Here is what former great Boomer Esiason said about Carson “I do believe in his heart that he knows he has to play better and I think it will happen sooner than later. Not every QB has hit their stride yet,”. “He hasn’t played his best by any stretch and he’s got to be a Top 5 quarterback. With what they have on offense he should be completing 65 percent of his passes, averaging 270 yards a game and...

Really What The Hell?


These guys are fast at what ever they are doi...

Re-Cap Baltimore Ravens vs Cincinnati Bengals


Ravens 10 Bengals 15 Those fans that called the Cincinnati Bengals, the Cincinnati Bungals still around for this week? Are you all back on the bandwagon again? Let me get this off my chest, I feel like as long the Marvin Lewis is our coach, I don't think we will ever beat the Colts and the Patriots. I'm not sure why I think, that but that's the way I feel. But as far as today's game against the Ravens go, the Bengals just put their foot down and finally put some pressure on the QB. See what...

Second Rant about UC Bearcats vs N. Carolina State


I'm still in awe as to how we got our ass handed to us by the N.C. State. Even after all the bad plays, the miss opportunities and the penalties I kept on watching like a good boy waiting for something magical to happened. And finally that moment came, it was 3rd and 1in the 4th quarter, no matter what, we had to covert it and get a first down. So what where the calls, first they tried a QB sneak, then they tried to run the football, both failed miserably. So now I'm wondering what is the coaching...

UC vs North Carolina State


UC 19 NC State 30 Close to four hours of nothing but misery and agony. I was left speechless but at the same time, I was cursing a lot. Everyone that supports UC knew this season won't but as successful as the Brian Kelly era for obvious reason. But my God this was just down right awful. I don't need to look at the stats but I'm pretty sure we had more false starts and illegal formations combined than first downs. Many people might not realize that we have ton of freshman and sophomore...

A must watch crazy Japanese video


I am left speechless, those crazy Japs are always coming up with weird sh...

Woman flashes breasts at youth football team


A woman is accused of flashing her breasts at a youth football team, coaches and parents. Tonya Brown, 33, was arrested and charged with public indecency about 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, according to Hamilton County court documents. She lifted her shirt on a field at Oskamp Park on Glenway Avenue in West Price Hill and exposed her breasts, Cincinnati police wrote in court records.news.cincinnati God Bless the USA. First I was like, this is wrong, young children are being exposed to female knockers....

Toddler Smokes Marijuana


Some might say hey that's wrong you should not give the little one some weed, and I can agree to that. But everyone knows how little ones sometimes get, always crying, nagging and shit. I say look on the bright side, she will be zoned out for the next 7 hours with no crying and no whining and that's hard to beat after you come home from a long day at wo...

Most Hated Athletes: Michael Vick, Tiger Woods, Terrell Owens, Chad Ochocinco, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James.


Michael Vick I guess its because he held dog fights, something white people frown upon. Tiger Woods Because he cheated on his white wife   Terrell Owens Your stereotypical loud mouth, "all about me" black athlete.   Chad Ochocinco I really have no clue, I know all the white kids in the suburbs love him; maybe its cause he is another loud mouthed black man.   Kobe Bryant Got accused of raping a white woman.   LeBron James This one baffles me, maybe its because...

Hilarious Tweet by Al-Qaeda


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Free climb to the top of a 1768ft. transmission tower


Who ever you are thank you for doing this. God knows if i try to do this I would freak out half way and faint. I mean words cannot express the immense levels of "screw this shit" that I am experiencing right now. I'm not anywhere near this tower but still my heart is racing. In the back of my mind I'm just waiting for that guy to slip and fall, and I'm not saying that to be a dick, that shit is plain scary. Not only do they have to drag those extra equipment, but what about those giant ball of steel they've got? Much respect. PS. Can't they build these freaking towers...

This is What A Gay Hipster Fight Looks Like


OMG what a fabolus fight. Seriously what kind of fight is this, get all raged up like they wanna kill someone but no one ends up being hurt. The funny thing is the top related video is: Leave Britney Alone. The best part of the fight at the :41second mark, what kind of shoes was he wearing,  he took three steps to throw a punch but he slips and ends up tapping the guy in the back. There's more testosterone in Old Spice Man's left testicle than all of these guys put togeth...

Reds play home run derby during last night's winning season-clinching game


With the first inning scoreless, Arizona started the second not so quietly when Miguel Montero and Ryan Church hit back to back home runs. That though, was all it took to wake up Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo who pitched 107 pitches in 6 innings. Those were the only 2 runs allowed with only 7 hits total no walks and a season-high 8 strikeouts. Bottom of the 2nd, Jay Bruce and Drew Stubbs "in your faced" the D-backs with back to back home runs of their own. Score now 2-2. More excitement happened...

Chad Ochocinco and Football


Three of my favorite things, Soccer, Bengals and of course Ochocinco. Video: Soccer Talk Live: Chad Ochoci...

Woman cited after walking into Moorhead Walgreens in thong and whipped cream


Police cited a 37-year-old Moorhead woman for indecent exposure Sunday after she allegedly walked into the downtown Walgreens store here partially covered in whipped cream. The woman, identified by police as Katherine Margaret Watson, entered the store about 5:45 p.m. wearing only a thong, pasties, a “partial” green towel and the whipped cream, Lt. Tory Jacobson said.inforum Serioulsy stop it, why are the ugmos always ready to get naked? I am sure if she looked like a super model she would of...

Australian lawyer smokes pages of Bible and Koran, asking 'Which is best?'


In a 12-minute clip entitled "Bible or Koran – which burns best?" Mr Stewart, who works for the Queensland University of Technology, holds up the two religious texts before ripping them apart and lighting the rolled up pages. telegraph.co.uk I love it. But in the end you really are no better than Pastor Terry Jones who wanted to burn bunch of Koran on 9/11. But good try, keep it ...

Pet thieves seen wrestling python outside McDonald's


"Two men were arrested after bewildered diners at a McDonald's spotted them wrestling a 5-foot (1.5 meter) python named Boris in the restaurant parking lot, police said Thursday. Victoria state police said the men stole the 8-year-old black-headed python and a lizard from a pet shop on Wednesday. They then brought the snake to the McDonald's parking lot, where they began wrestling with it in front of puzzled customers, police said." ASSOCIATED PRESS What a great idea, lets steal a freaking python and wrestle it in front of a McDonald's parking lot. Some thing tells me it's just a case of...

Last Rant About The Bengals


Something that Carson Palmer said that I thought was interesting. "There are easier openers than coming to New England and playing against Bill Belichick. The master had months to prep for this game, and it showed. “(Belichick) did a good job confusing us,” Palmer said. “I haven’t played against anybody better. Creating mismatches on pass rushes, moving big guys around. He’s very good at game-planning and adjusting game-planning.” Palmer also said, “Once we figured it out, we figured it out.’’ I asked him when that was, exactly. “When we got the field goal,’’ Palmer said." So my question is,...

Kanye West, Eminem, B.o.B, and Drake at the VMA


2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video 2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video 2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video 2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video I'm gonna be honest besides B.O.B, they all suck...

Cincinnati Bengals Week 1 re-cap


I let the bad loss against the Patriots marinate in my head overnight, and I am a bit calmer this morning . Even though D-line gave Tom Brady enough time for him to go home and shag his super model wife, there were some positives that can be taken out of this game. Jermaine Gresham's had four catches for 25 yards and a touchdown. Does that mean we finally have a TE that can catch and block? Chad and Carson came alive in the second half after the Bengals were down 80 points. If Chad Ochocinco...

Cincinnati Bengals vs. New England Patriots


How did the first game of the season turn out? Not so good. It was a total team effort today...everyone sucked. Where was the offense and the defense in the first half, specifically the O-line and the D-line? The Bengals repeatedly got slapped in the face by bunch of Patriots dicks and they just stood there and enjoyed it. I don't think I have seen the Bengals play that bad in recent memory.   I guess all was not lost, I hope what I saw in the second half was a glimpse of what...

Indiana State vs. UC Bearcats


Indiana State 7 Cincinnati 40 I was about the send out the search and rescue squad to find the Bearcats offense. But it was nice to see Cats found their missing offense in the second week against Indiana State. But why did it take so long to break away from the Sycamores? What is the strong point of this team, is it offense or defense? Is it running or passing? Honest to God I don't know. And whats up with all the freakin turnovers? Come on Cats get your shit together. I don't wanna doubt...

Speech of the Day


Thank you councilman Phil Davidson of Minerva, Ohio, anything else on your mind? I tell you what, he had me fucking fired up for a second. Hey look on the bright side, at-least your not as bad as Arizona governor Jan Brewer giving her opening statement in a televised debate. I heard even Mexicans felt bad for h...

Get me this walrus


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UC vs. Fresno State


Its been six days since the beat down of UC by Fresno State. Am I upset that we collapsed? Sure I am. But I have to be realistic too, first game under a new coach, so it will take some time to gel together. But on the other hand, why didn't the team adjust to what the defense was doing? If our O-line was getting eaten up why not add extra protection or bring in some new players? And that's where the true problem lies, we have no depth at our O-line. Either way I hope to see UC get back to its...

Another animal attacking a human


This just made my day. Whats up with the girl lion? Go mind your own business while the male lion does his thing. Freaking chic...

Dance moves to make panties drop


I gotta be honest here, what kind of f'n dance moves are these? I respect the scientific community, but I think they are trying to pull a fast one us regular folks. Every time I hit the club, these are the exact same moves I do, and trust me ain't no chick been attracted ...

Boy's punishment went too far?


"A man and a woman are accused of taking corporal punishment too far after her 6-year-old son didn’t perform well at a football practice. The boy was forced to run more than a mile and a half from football practice to Indian Mound Avenue on Thursday night, according to Norwood police. That’s where a police sergeant allegedly saw Charles Robinson, 41, grab the boy by his football helmet and drag him. The boy’s mother, Chellie Bowden, 36, is accused of asking Robinson’s help to punish her child and...

Back from vacation


Anyone still read this blog? Anyway, I'm back from the long ass road trip. Now I can settle into to the bat cave and start churning out some more good stu...

Watermelon Wins


Wait until the 24 second mark, that's when the magic happens. via: http://www.1530homer.com/pages/mo.html Toy Story 3 (Four-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Co...

Jersey Shore


Yea I'm kind of confused, so the Situation got this chick in his room, then leaves her there for a while as he goes and grabs some food. Then comes back in and bones her for like 5 minutes then call a cab and kicks her out. Does that ever happened in real life? I wonder if girls like being treated like this? I'm thinking no, unless she's just dumb as a door. Jersey Shore UNCENSORED: Season One (Amazon.com Exclusi...

Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache


What's up with Michael Jordan's Hitler mustache? I have got to admit when I saw that commercial I had to take a double take. I can't believe that they let that commercial get on the air like that. Who told him this was a good idea? They should be fired. This is a free country so Michael can sport any kind of mustache he wants but I'm just saying it looks stupid. Michael Jordan Wings - Life Size Wall Poster (72'' x 23...

The Wang and Only X Nothing on you X B.O.B


Please don't watch it if your not prepared to have tears run down your face. Especially starting at the :45 second mark. Oh damn someone get me some kleenex. via: thedailywh.at Toy Story 3 (Four-Disc Blu-ray/DVD Combo + Digital Co...

Peter King: Bengals preview


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Sure why not I'll give the Lion a bath


Just your normal everyday in the Middle East, giving the Lion a bath in the middle of the street. Escape? Impossible. He's got the Lion secured to that tree with a rope. I wouldn't be surprised if there was an attack after the video was turned off, it looks like the Lion is getting more and more restless each second. via: arbro...

Digging the Tune


  Das Racist: Who's That? Brooown! Via: pitchfork.com/tv ...

Dead cats stuffed into a mailbox in Pierce


jackstreethaspanache.com Five dead cats were stuffed into the mailbox of a local man, and police are investigating whether the shooting of up to three other cats belonging to a nearby woman might be related.news.cincinnati Aww yes the old dead cat in the mailbox trick, that never gets old. I'm not a cat person, usually I hate cats. But this is just cold, almost cold as that bitch throwing puppies into the river.    ...

No felony charges for officer in Washington park death


The Enquirer/Will Velarde No felony charges for officer in park death. Even as he declined to seek felony charges against a Cincinnati police officer who drove his cruiser over a homeless woman and killed her, Hamilton County Prosecutor Joe Deters said Thursday he doesn't believe Officer Marty Polk committed a crime. Because an Ohio State Patrol investigation into the July 27 death of Joann Burton, 48, concluded that Polk wasn't reckless at the time, Deters said his office cannot charge...

Vote for the Bearcat as Capital One National Mascot of Year


Listen nation, go and Vote for the UC Bearcat as Capital One National Mascot of Year, and beat that chump from UT...

Aroldis Chapman: The Cuban Missile Launched


Known for his triple digit heaters, rookie Aroldis Chapman made his major league debut last night against the Brewers in Cincinnati. The fans were on their feet the moment the 22 year old Cuban left-hander began to jog across the field from the bullpen, and never sat down until he walked off the mound into the dugout at the end of the 1-2-3 inning. He threw a total of 8 pitches. 7 strikes and 1 ball, 4 of which were over 100mph, striking out the first batter and grounding out the other two. His...

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