Recap Miami Dolphins vs Cincinnati Bengals

Another example of a team that is incomplete and unprepared to compete at the highest level. Last week it was the offense that let the team down, today its the offense that let the team down. There has not been one game where the offense and defense has put a complete game together. And until the Bengals do that they won't win a game. I got all excited after watching the first drive, so smooth so efficient. The no huddle, hurry up offense was so efficient that the defense had no answer. But what...

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Recap Syracuse Orange vs Cincinnati Bearcats

Like my friend said, there was more excitement at the pool table over at Arlins bar after the game than during the game. I'm saying this nicely as possible, but Chazz Anderson fucking sucks. I mean there is really no other way to put it. I'm not really sure if he is a QB or a pitcher, because bunch of his passes looks like sinker balls. Usually I say it's UC that lost the game, but after watching today game, it was all about Syracuse. They whopped UC's ass all over the field, offense,...

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The Cincinnati Bengals Pass Rush Sucks More Than Your Momma

Everyone that watches the Bengals knows that the biggest weakness is the ineffectiveness of the defense to get to the QB. I have touched on this subject before (here), but each week it seems like the Bengals front four cannot create any kind of pressure on the opposing QB and it seems to be getting worse. Is it time to switch to a 3-4 or a different defensive line coach. I really don't know what the solution to the problem is, but the people that are getting paid a lot of money are not...

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I love the Bearcats and the Big East blows

This has been floating around for a couple of days and I'm surprised it has not gotten much attention. Butch Jones is right, the Big East does blow goats, the Big East sucks so much anyone and everyone has a chance of winning any given ga...

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Mom gave pot to kids ages 1, 4, 7

What struck me most was not the mom getting high with her kids but the ad from Mercy Health Plex on the side of the page. Mercy knows we all get a little zoned out and sleepy after a good smoke out, that's why they want us to enroll in their family progra...

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Teenager picked wrong transvestite prostitute to rob

  Rufus Bowman  Joshua Bumpus   Sixteen-year-old Rufus Bowman was looking for an easy victim, but he picked the wrong one during a July 13 incident. Bowman was in the 200 block of West McMicken Avenue in Over-the-Rhine when, Assistant Hamilton County Prosecutor Ryan Nelson said, he approached Joshua Bumpus. "Mr. Bumpus is a transvestite prostitute," Nelson said. "He goes 6-(foot)-3, 280 (pounds) and was wearing a pink halter top and pumps." Actually, jail records list...

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Whats the big deal if the parents took kids on a drug deal?

David Moore, 25, and Nicole Rycek, 23, both of Cleves, were booked into the Hamilton County jail Thursday on multiple drug and child endangering charges and appeared in Hamilton County Municipal Court on Friday. Both sold $30 in crack cocaine to the police informant in front of their children, who are 3 and 4, on Thursday, according to Cleves police. In addition, Rycek is accused of selling $20 worth of heroin on Sept. 21.Police reports say Moore had two sawed-off shot guns, two pistols, numerous...

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Recap Cincinnati Bengals vs Atlanta Falcons

Bengals 32 Falcons 39 The Bengals are playing with my emotions worse than my ex-girlfriend. This game showed  how bad they can be and how good they can be. It also showed the lack of talent on this team and it also showed the immaturity of some of the players. Again we can point to bad play calling to our offensive troubles especially in the first half. Having great success running the ball on the first scoring drive, but on the very next offensive drive Bengals comeback...

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Not Much Of A Preview Cincinnati Bengals vs Atlanta Falcons

The Cincinnati Bengals will be at a crossroad when they visit the Atlanta Falcons this Sunday. Either they can rise up and accept the challenge and turn this shitty season in a successful one or they can implode and continue on their journey of being the NFL's biggest underachievers. The panic button has to go off for the Bengals if they hope to have any chance of making the playoffs. Atlanta is a very good home team, but they are beatable. They got beaten by Jacksonville and New England, but has...

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Recap South Florida Bulls vs UC Bearcats

Thats How 32,00 people felt last night This was a bizarre game, that's the only way I can summarize it. We let a shitty QB from USF look like Tim Tebow. Does anyone realize how bad South Florida's offense really is? They have not scored any offensive TD in the two previous games, and in that span B.J. Daniels threw for five interceptions. Zach Collaros threw three touchdown passes, that is great but why is he attempting 53 passes?. I mean did we all of a sudden have amnesia and...

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Mark Schlereth Needs To STFU

First of all everyone knows James Harrison is bitch and plays like a bitch.  If you hit helmet to helmet two times in a span of seven minutes and both times it causes players to not return, then you are head hunting. And your ass needs to be suspended and fined. Everybody in Pittsburgh, including Harrison himself refuses to acknowledge the illegality of those hits. Bunch of thugs.And rapists. Second, Dunta Robinson's supposedly big hit was not illegal, he led with the shoulder and he still gets fined and to fine him is completely bull shit. Third, Schlereth...

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You know What The Speed Limit Here Is Germany Boy?

My God what a bad ass. I'm glad an American stood up to these pretty little German boys. Lets this be a warning to all you pretty German boys out there that is thinking about speeding. If you don't want your ass hurting for a month, don't you speed. Wait a minute, I feeling a hint of sexual frustration from the cop and is he suggesting everyone in jail is a ho...

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The Saddest Video I have Ever Seen

Eric Barr packs up and moves to Berea for Browns That's right ladies and gentleman, this man moved from Connecticut to Cleveland for the Browns football team. I gotta give it to the guy for his determination and his passion, I just wish he had chosen another team. I hate the Browns, but now I feel sorry for the this guy and the Browns. Because the Browns are about to crush another fans dream of being somewhat decent. This guy said three of the most honest things ever, 1) after all its entertainment (Then why fuck did you move) 2) no other sports franchise is bad as the Cubs (That...

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AFC North Breakdown In The Marvin Lewis Era

Here is a fun fact. Lately there has been a lot of talk of how bad the Bengals are and how bad Carson and Marvin is. Here is a look at the past AFC North Champions since Marvin and Carson has been here. Pittsburgh Steelers - 4 Cincinnati Bengals - 2 Baltimore Ravens - 2 Cleveland Browns - 0 So how has Marvin and Carson done in the past 8 years? They have the same number of division titles as the big bad Ravens. But the Bengals as a whole gets a bad rep, and I don't know why. If you look up the...

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Is this dunk impressive?

Pepperdine's Keion Bell Dunks Over Seven People @ Yahoo! Video I get it, he dunked over seven people. But I don't see it as a bid deal, give me seven midgets and I'll dunk over them, just remember to lower to hoop to like 6 feet. I think dunking over people is overrated, do something else then I'll be impress...

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Kentucky Senate Race Rand Paul vs Jack Conway

Republican U.S. Senate candidate Rand Paul angrily accused Democratic rival Jack Conway of descending "into the gutter" with a TV ad questioning Paul's faith and demanded an apology during a Sunday night debate that turned bitterly personal. The ad is based on published reports from an anonymous woman who claims Paul was a member of a secret society when he attended Baylor University. Paul has dismissed the reports as "ridiculous." A narrator in the ad repeats the claims from the woman, asking why Paul, while in college, tied her up and told her to worship an idol called "Aqua Buddha." yahoo Is...

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Which DE will step up in the absence of Antwan Odom?

I'm on Bengals.com reading Geoff Hobson's article about Odom and his suspension. And something strikes me, and no it's not his run-on sentence, but it's his outlandish suggestion that the Bengals have myriad of options as a replacement for Odom. I'm thinking Mr. Hobson must be high on something because this cannot be true. Because God know the Bengals have one of the worst depth charts out there. So it got me thinking, who can replace Odom and his zero sacks? And then it...

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Christine O’Donnell’s “I’m Not a Witch” Campaign AD Auto Tuned

Some how this is kind of rocking. All of a sudden I kind of like Christine O'Donnell, even if she is a witch or a bitch. At least she is cutter than Jean Schmi...

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Tempers flare at the Happiest Place on Earth

Listen bro, I know your stressed out, but your at the happiest place on Earth. So chill out and sit down before you get your ass kicked. Just because you are holding a baby does not mean you have the privilege to do and act which ever way you want. nbcmi...

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Recap UC Bearcats vs Louisville Cardinals

Bearcats 35 Cardinals 27 Forget how the Cardinals and the Bearcats have played so far in the season, because when you start conference play its always a new beginning. I knew this would be a tight game, and that's exactly what it turned out to be. The way the first half played out, I thought each team was going to score in 40's but thankfully UC defense did enough in the 2nd half to slow down the Cardinals and their play maker Bilal Powell. Even with Bilal Powell running wild, I...

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The Astronomical Kid x Stop Looking At My Moms

Thank you Astronomical Kid for bringing this subject to light. I got so many dick heads out there checking out my 57 year old mom, I'm getting sick and tired of that shit. I know she's fly and out of control at her age, but damn show some respe...

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UC Bearcats vs UofL Cardinals - Not Much Of A Preview

What should we expect from tonight UC vs U of L match? I really don't know, both teams have struggled in the early part of the season, both teams have first year coaches. The funny things is Charlie Strong was the Florida's Defensive Coordinator that put a strangle hold on UC last year at the Sugar Bowl. But at the same time Butch Jones was on the side line watching Florida's Defense. So I think both coaches kind of know what the other teams game plan is. As a homer, I'm hoping UC can pull this...

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Bengals Got Some Losers To Tryout

So the Bengals got some useless bodies to come in for a tryout. I mean what for? Tell me one person that can contribute in anyway. LB Adalius Thomas - Does this guy have anything left? Or is he just a self indulgent ass that nobody wants in their locker room. WRs Michael Clayton and James Hardy - sucks S Al Afalava - sucks DT Dre Moore - sucks C Nick Leckey - sucks NT Tank Tyler - sucks, but cool n...

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How To End High Speed Chase

They probably were just trying to get his attention to inform him that he left his drivers license back at the car wash. Once he was notified personally, he jumped out of his car, rolled on the tarmac and then proceeded to walk back to the car wash to save fuel. But seriously, this is why I love foreign stuff, they could care less about doing it the right way. When is the last time anyone see an American cop do that? Never, all they do is drive slowly behind someone in a respectful distance and wait until give up out of boredom because they don't want to hurt anyones feelings. What...

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Evolution of Billboards

What in the world is this? I'm driving down I-275 and this is what I see, a pickup truck with some LCD screens doing advertisement. I mean who came up with this idea? Because this shit is just pure brilliant. Think about it, this dude probably just wake up in the morning, gets in his truck and make a McDonald's run, and he calls it mobile advertising.  Sign me up, I'll have my '96 Saturn decked out in LCD screens running ads all day and get paid for driving around the tri-state. T.O....

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Prostitute Call Cops When Recipient Didn't Pay

Cincinnati police say a prostitute called them for help when her customer refused to pay for services rendered. When the woman summoned officers to a Camp Washington motel on Monday night, she told them to get there fast because hostages were being held at gunpoint, according to Hamilton County court records. But when police arrived, they arrested two women on prostitution charges. Megan C. Taylor, 20, and Donna Toure, 34, were booked into the Hamilton County jail about 8 p.m. on charges of soliciting...

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Lesson Learned: Never Flag Down A Cop

44-year-old Selma Elmore stopped Officer Dan Lyons on South Wayne Avenue about 2:30 a.m. Friday, police said. Elmore asked the officer: Is there a curfew for adults in Lockland? No curfew, Lyons responded. Second question: Is there a warrant for my arrest? Yes, in fact there is a warrant, the officer told her after a quick check. Lyons had discovered Elmore was wanted for allegedly failing to pay a fine as a result of a drug-related conviction, said Sgt. Patrick Sublet. Elmore took off running,...

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2011 NFL QB Draft Prospects For The Bengals

Putting the debacle against Tampa Bay behind me, it is now time to look forward. When I say look forward I don't mean against the Atlanta Falcons, I mean the 2011 NFL Draft. Sorry Carson, you are the best thing that happened to the Cincinnati Bengals in the last 19 years, and I will always love you for ever. But we all must say goodbye sometime. So who are the top college QB's entering the NFL Draft? Lets take loo...

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Re-Cap Tampa Bay Buccaneers vs Cincinnati Bengals

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 24 Cincinnati Bengals 21 There are chocks jobs and then there was today's Bengals game. The only thing the Bengals know is how to do is play ugly football, and no one plays ugly football better than the Bengals So what is the moral of today's game? To me it's not being able to finish the opportunities that you have. Even Dave Lapham was mystified by the play calling today, and I can't say I blame him or anyone else that is question Bob Bratkowski play calling. Could there...

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Re-Cap Miami RedHawks vs UC Bearcats

Miami RehHawks 3 UC Bearcats 45 For the first time this year I'm at Nippert Stadium to catch the Cincinnati Bearcats. And what a game it turned out to be. The ass whooping was handed out by the Bearcats early and often. After a close lose to Oklahoma two weeks ago, UC need to comeback strong. And that's exactly what they did, from the get go Miami had no chance in this game. The quick-strike offense that the Bearcats fans were accustomed to was back. It took two plays on offense to put six...

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Time To Ask A Colored Man A Question

First of all, I'm glad she said she's not a racist, otherwise it would have been taken the wrong way. In the back of my mind I keep thinking this is a prank call. Having felt racism first hand, I can tell you that there are many people out there that think the same way. I just want to point out that, welfare is available to everyone and so is free education. Now with a mixed man in the White House, old people everywhere are scared shitless. Here is a good read. "White America Has Lost Its Mi...

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Bolivian President’s Knee Meets Opponent’s Groin

The president of Bolivia was recovering Tuesday from a “friendly” soccer match that saw him suffer a hard kick on the leg from his main political rival -- who was in turn kneed in the groin by the country's leader.Soccer-mad President Evo Morales was leading his MAS party against the rival MSM party in a match in the capital La Paz at the weekend when the president was apparently fouled by opposition leader Daniel Gustavo Cartegena. nypost Two things never to do at a soccer match. 1) Don't ever mess with soccer hooligans. 2) Don't fuck around with soccer mad president from Bolivia. Not only...

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Memphis teen shot in behind over sagging pants

"Pants on the ground Pants on the ground Lookin' like a fool with yo; Pants on the ground" Good God, I been wanting to shoot someone in the ass for years. I bet those two boys pulled up their pants, when Mr. Bonds pulled out his pistol. Or maybe this didn't thats why they got shot in the a...

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Where Did The Bengals Pass Rush Go?

After the 2009 season, defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer stressed the need for the Bengals to be "a lot more of a dominating defensive team, hitting the quarterback more," as he put it. Well my question is where is that type of pressure? As far as I can tell the Bengals are far from dominant in the first four games. Yes, we get to the QB when we blitz with LB'S and DB's, but where is the pressure from our D-Linemen? I was watching the Bears Giants game Sunday...

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Re-Cap Cincinnati Bengals vs Cleveland Browns

Cincinnati Bengals 20 Cleveland Browns 23 Last week we where all whining about Carson play, so he goes out today and throws for 371 yards with 2 TD and no interceptions. So how did we lose to the Browns? Was it the bad call on Dhani Jones, who was called for pass interference that converted a third down for the Browns. Where the Browns eventually got a 1-yard run from Peyton Hillis. Or was it a bogus call on Pat Sims who was called for defensive holding on Cleveland’s final...

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U.S. apologizes for Guatemala STD experiments

I tell you what old time White folks where harsh and cruel. First came the killing and removal of Native American Indians, then came slavery of Black people, then the The Tuskegee syphilis experiment and now infection of poor people in other countries. I'm honestly speechless about what the people in this Country has done to others. So when it come to Iran, China, N. Korea and other Countries, we as Americans or the American Government should not tell other that they are violating human rights. Not until we face our own demons from the past and erase the hatred and divide the...

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Drunk driver chose wrong driveway

"He was visiting a friend in Sharonville over the Labor Day weekend. In the early morning hours of Sept. 5, Jones left that friend's house to buy cigarettes. After getting lost he called his friend for directions. When the friend didn't answer, Jones drove into a Montgomery subdivision where he pulled into a driveway, turned off his car and passed out. Almost four hours later, he found out he picked the wrong driveway. It belongs to Hamilton County Sheriff's Deputy Ken Pendleton who, seeing a strange car in his driveway at 7 a.m., took a gun to see who it was. After Jones cursed at the deputy...

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