White Bank Robber Fools Cops With Black Guy Mask Again

"This time, authorities are sure they have the right man in a string of robberies committed earlier this year. That’s because Conrad Zdzierak admitted to them and because he wasn’t wearing a life-like mask that led his victims to believe the man robbing them wasn’t a white man from Poland but a black man. Zdzierak was found out when his girlfriend, staying with him in a Springdale hotel, saw reports of the robberies moments before she went into the bathroom and saw two masks and, in the sink, money...

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Recap Cincinnati Bearcats vs Connecticut Huskies

Bearcats - 17 Huskies - 38 The season is almost drawing close, on what has been a disappointing effort. The Bearcats needed to win their final two games to be bowl eligible. If the first half play is any indication, that won't be happening. It was brutal to watch a 6'4" 295lb defensive lineman outrun the entire Bearcats offense on an INT. Bearcats defense still can't get enough stops, especially on third downs. And the offense is not helping out the defense by giving up two turnovers...

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Recap Cincinnati Bengals vs New York Jets

Bengals - 10 Jets - 26 First of all let me say this, Matt Millen have no right to criticize anyone, after his achievements at Detroit. So here is a big FU to you Matt Millen. The first half, Carson Palmer showed as how terrible his decision making is, I was ready for his younger brother Jordan Plamers to replace him. I mean what was he looking at or what was he thinking when he threw those 2 first half INT's? It was just mind blowing. I'm just happy the Bengals went into the half with a 7-3 lead....

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What to do with Marvin Lewis?

"I see a future here. For everybody involved, I want this thing. I haven't got done what I came here to do, and I failed them. But we're still doing it, and we're going to keep on doing it and just keep working at it. This has not been the season we all wanted, but it is where we are right now. I think we continue, my guys coach very hard, and that's not going to change." said Lewis. Its kind of like dealing with someone who is fat person, they don't want to admit they have a...

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Recap Buffalo Bills vs Cincinnati Bengals

Bills - 49 Bengals - 31 How to recap this game? The Bengals teases everyone for the first half then, spits in our face in the second half. Yes you can blame in on the injuries, but how can you let a big lead like that against a crappy team like the Buffalo Bills disappear? It is just mind numbing to think about this game. This is how much the football Gods hate the Bengals, a Whitworth holding penalty wipes out a Palmer to Owens touchdown, then couple of plays later Palmer is picked off in...

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Rutgers Scarlet Knights vs Cincinnati Bearcats

Rutgers -38 Cincinnati - 69 Wow what a first half by the UC, the Bearcats playing some PlayStation football out there. First half alone Bearcats put up 7 touchdowns and 416 yards. But the young defense still gave up 3 touchdowns and 259 yards to a shitty team. This was the offense all the Bearcats faithfull was looking forward to from the beginning of the season. But it might be little too late, oh well we have something to look forward to next season. When Rutgers scored on its first...

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Chad Dukes Don't Have Shit On Us

OK Chad Dukes, we get it, your Redskins got their ass handed to them on national television and you pay $30 for parking tickets. We get the that Shanahan is not making good decisions, and we get that Haynesworth was doing the worm for no reason. But get a hold of your self  man, the Washington Redskins are not the Detroit Lions, the Cleveland Browns or my beloved Cincinnati Bengals. Think about this Dukes, your beloved Redskins have won super bowl three times in the last 30 years, 1983 (XVII), 1988 (XXII), 1992 (XXVI). So please shut it. At least your idiot owner is willing...

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Football argument leads to stabbing

news.cincinnati A 77-year-old man is accused of stabbing a woman during an argument after a football game Sunday night. Willie Champion faces one count of felonious assault. He was booked into the Hamilton County jail just after 8 p.m. and was held overnight without bond. According to court documents, Champion cut a woman twice in her left arm when the two argued after watching a football game. The incident occurred at a residence in the 1500 block of Dudley Walk in the West End. Take note...

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Recap Cincinnati Bengals vs Indianapolis Colts

Bengals - 16 Colts - 23 Another Bengals game and another disappointing showing. How many games can you start out by putting your self in a hole? Just can't win many games like that. There is no discipline, no passion, bad turnover, cant convert on 3rd downs, and the list just keeps going on. The Bengals have all these big time super stars on the team, but on the other side the Colts are ravaged by injuries and have no names. But they do have the most important player in...

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Recap Cincinnati Bearcats vs West Virginia Mountaineers

What is it with this Bearcats football team, are they still having an identity crisis? My God, they have played 8 games, and they still have not figured out what to do on offense, on defense. I know the defense is young with basically no depth, but what about the offense? They put up 7 points against Syracuse and today verses Mountaineers the Cats put up a whopping 10 points. But the one big factor that makes this team so bad is that the whole team is undisciplined. Collaros is the best QB...

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Epic showdown for last place

I swear White people are out of their minds. I cannot imagine another other race on this planet doing this type of stuff. I mean don't do an Iron Man competition if your old ass can't cross the finish line in a normal way. Yeah it is cool to finish what you start, but it become worthless when you get dragged across the finish line. Instead of dong an Iron Man competition can't you all go do some knitting or some other stuff old people ...

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America's first sex-toy drive-thru

HUNTSVILLE, AL (WAFF) - Pleasures is opening a new adult store that offers a drive-thru this weekend. "It's a new level of privacy, and it feels good to give something back to the community," business owner Sherri Williams said. The new Pleasures adult store will be the country's first to sell adult toys through a private, drive-thru window. The new location will also feature the Intimacy Clinic, offering weekly seminars and workshops, complimentary condoms, and marriage counseling. The store's...

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Recap Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cincinnati Bengals

T.O is Officially apart of the 150 club Congrats, now that is out of the way lets get to the game. I mean what a game it was, it was like being on acid for 4 hours, lots of trippy shit. The first half would have been much different if not for those 2 turnovers, and the blocked punt. Even with all the bone headed plays the defense had kept this game some what close. There was no lack of urgency the Bengals at the start of the game. For a team desperate for a win, to start...

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NRA wants me to join, its so tempting

So I got this letter from NRA asking me to join their membership program. And here is what it said. "Your constitutional right to own a gun is under attack my anti-gun politicians and administration officials, global gun ban diplomats at the U.N., militant anti-hunting extremists, radical billionaires and the freedom-hating Hollywood elite. They've vowed to fight on and never surrender...Not until they've banned, confiscated and destroyed our guns, just like in England, Canada and Australia." I...

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Cincinnati Bengals Jerome Simpson not a bust?

So the Cincinnati Enquirer wrote an article about  Bengals WR Jerome Simpson this morning, they stated that Jerome is just slow to pick up the speed of NFL and he is also slow to pick up the system. And All Pro Blogger John Thornton agrees with the Enquirer and thinks Jerome is not a bust. But reality shows that its almost over for him. So lets take look at some stats for Jeromoe and some other WRs drafted after him. Jerome Simpson: 1 Rec, 0 TD Earl Bennett: 74 Rec,...

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Man Dressed As Jesus Kicked Out Of Church

"A man dressed as Jesus was kicked out of a St. Louis area church Sunday. Police were even called to get in the middle of the spiritual showdown. "We're called to be ambassadors for Jesus Christ, ambassadors should represent, and that's what I do. I try to represent my Lord and savior Jesus Christ," said Neal Thompson Monday night, wearing the same white robe and cross, and carrying the same staff he's been using every Sunday for 22 years."orlandosentinel Imagine if he pulled that stunt dressed as Mohammad at a Mosque, wait I take that back, no one know what Mohammad looks like. But think about...

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Where Do The Bengals Go From Here

I love the Bengals, and they are my favorite football team, and no matter what I will always cheer for them. But lets call it like it is, this years Bengals team are a flop and after the lose to the Miami Dolphins, where do the Bengals go? I know they are not mathematically eliminated from the playoff but everyone and their momma knows they are not going anywhere. Like Paul Daugherty said, "They are a fine collection of individual talents", but when its time to play some football as a team they...

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