Bengals fire Bob Bratkowski as offensive coordinator

They finally fire someone after going 4-12. And its the fan favorite offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski (not).  I just don't understand what the thought process is with Mike Brown, why wait so long to make a change. Why in the world did Mike Brown not fire Brat after this shit of a season was over, or even before Brat took the trip down to Mobile for the Senior Bowl? Mike Brown decides to waits until all the good or decent OC on the market is gone to make a change. I am certain...

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America hates Jay Cutler more than Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick

What in the world is going on America? America hates a guy that got hurt more than they hate who raped girls and killed dogs? This is just straight messed up. Americans needs to set their priorities straight. I know sports fans are not the most smartest or caring people on the planet, but this is just beyond shocking. This is what happens when ESPN starts assuming things and starts calling out Jay Cutler before even finding out the extend of his injuries. I fucking hate ESPN sometimes, just...

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Ben Roethlisberger getting humped by Rashard Mendenhall

Nothing like getting humped on a cold day, fuck it he's going to the Superbowl for the third time in six year he deserves a black wood up his a...

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Rumor: Carson Palmer wants to be traded or he will retire.

WTF is all this shit Carson? I just wrote about how you won't be traded last week, and now the internet is running wild with the rumor that you are demanding a trade? Way to stick it to me Carson. Yea Carson might be an average QB in the NFL, and even according to some a bust, but inside the Bengals organization he is cherished and worshiped. And if he is demanding a trade, I swear Mike Brown just shitted in his pants so did Marvin Lewis. This news is like hurricane Katrina and the Haitian...

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Cleveland radio guy goes on a rant about the Browns but it might as well be about the Bengals

This is a rant by Greg Kozarik of Cleveland.com Digital Sports Network. I swear if you take out the Cleveland Browns and replace it with Cincinnati Bengals it will be the same damn thing. And if you replace Randy Lerner with Mike Brown as the devil you won't miss a beat. Every single damn thing he said about the Browns are true with the Bengals. No matter what, we follow the Bengals like a pack of sheep hoping for something better. If you look at both of these franchises you...

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Nothing Like Down Syndrome, Trannies, and Cocaine

Sweet Jesus, it’s like this movie is the illegitimate, coke-addled love child of “Life Goes On” and “West Side Story.” Anyway this clip is from some movie called Santa Sangre. What can be better than sex, fighting and coked-up people with down syndrome. I'm pretty sure this is what it will be like to hang out with Charlie Sheen on a Friday night. If that didn't put a smile on your face, I'm sure this will. LOOSE SCREWS "Aerobics" - FilmDrunk Exclusive from Severin Films on Vim...

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Brett Favre "what should I do" spoof

Here is the new Brett Favre "what should I do" spoof. If you all remember couple of months ago Lebron James did a "what should I do" Nike ad and of course as with anything the might King does now, it was not well received. But this shit is just funny, "should I just leave voice mail instead of dick pics", "wanna see my Danny Woodhead? That's not even a joke I just think he is a good player." Major props for this video. ...

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Chihuahua gets beaten up by an owl

Rat dog "An owl attack has left a 4-pound Chihuahua with a healthy fear of the dark. George Kalomiris says they were walking down the street when a great horned owl swooped down and tried to fly away with the 3-year-old dog. Kalomiris says he kept a firm grip on Chico's leash as the bird dragged the dog across the sidewalk, and he managed to scare the owl away. Chico was treated for a puncture wound caused by the owl's talons, and his owner says he's still traumatized. Kalomiris says the dog...

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Will the Cincinnati Bengals trade Carson Palmer?

I'm sure most of Bengals nation is calling for a Carson Palmer trade. While this seems like a easy choice, I would not advise on it, at least not yet. Sure there are teams out there can use his service. For example, Arizona Cardinals, Buffalo Bills, San Francisco 49ers, Tennessee Titans all can use a veteran QB. But knowing the Bengals organization, we can safely assume they will not trade Carson Palmer. And in this circumstance I have to agree with the Bengals. Even if they end up trading Carson,...

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Joey Votto and Cincinnati Reds agree on 3 year $38 million contract

Reds and Votto agrees to three year, $38 million contract. It's pretty straight forward, Votto gets his money and the Reds avoid arbitration. Can't really fault either sides for this deal, both sides did what was best for them. Plus I'm not a big fan of signing someone to a long term deal anyway. You just never know whats going to happen from season to season. If he can keep up his MVP type performance for another three season, then sign him again and if he is asking too much then let him go....

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Joe Theisman Thinks Danny Woodhead is same as Woodcock?

Here is the ghetto video, since NFL doesn't want anyone to embed their shit. I'm just gonna say this, yea it was funny for about 10 seconds but Deion Sanders made it look like he just watched the Black Bush episode or something. Calm the fuck down Deion, don't over act bro, no need to go rolling all over the damn floor and do scissor kicks and shit. Again this ain't BET comic view hour. Click here if you want to watch the non ghetto video. ...

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UC vs. Miami Tilt-Shift

Touchdown Tilt-Shift (UC vs. Miami 10/9/10) from Sam Pennybacker on Vimeo. Love this stuff. Wishing I had some skills to do th...

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Bengals draft need for 2011

How about a new fucking owner? No! How about a new coach? No! I wish this team would just pack up and leave, sometimes not having a team is better than having a team that just continues to suck. Then again Mike Brown knows he's got some idiots in Cincinnati that will bend over backwards for him, just to keep him here. So lets look forward to the next season and address what this team need...

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Face of the man guilty of getting a toddler drunk

Raymond Jackson "A Kenton County man accused of getting a 2-year-old child drunk will pleaded guilty to first degree criminal abuse Tuesday and a sentence of 90 months was recommended. Raymond Jackson, 23, is accused of encouraging his own stepdaughter in May of 2010 to drink a combination of Gin and iced tea, which caused her to pass out. Police say the child's blood alcohol level was measured at 0.25." fox19  Whats going on with kids these days? Can't handle some Gin and iced tea? The...

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Lance Guidry will pump you up

Naturally I'm a UC Bearcats fan, cause I'm from the 513. But after watching this speech, I might of have just become a Miami (OH) fan too. Jesus Christ that was an intense speech by Lance Guidry the interim coach, Middle Tennessee had no shot after that speech. PS: If I had just listen to the audio and not see the video, I would have sworn, that a was a black man giving that spee...

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Beat your kids America

Who said beating your kids ass won't set them straight? If my kid ever started acting hard for no reason, this exactly what I'm gonna do. A good ass whooping will do the trick, fuck all that timeout shit, that shit really don't work. I got my ass kicked by my father, uncle, grandpa and I didn't call the cops I just stood there and took it, cause I knew I did something bad. So toughen up American and follow this man's example, cause God knows we need i...

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The Brett Favre sexual harassment suit reenacted by the Taiwanese animation

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TLC's Police Women of Cincinnati

Cincinnati is back in media again, no, no not because someone from the Bengals got arrested or the fact that Marvin Lewis got a new contract for going 4-12. This time the folks from TLC decided to do a show about the women of Cincinnati Police Department. I'm glad they didn't do a show about the Men of Cincinnati Police Department, cause we all know they are lazy and shoot people for no reason. Honestly the only thing I cared about was if they were hot or not. Typically police chick tend not to do so well in the hot or not department. But to my surprise 3 out of 4 were not...

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Marvin Lewis Is Back To Coach The Cincinnati Bengals

Things Done Changed Since Marvin just singed a new contract, will this be a good thing or bad thing? It will all depends on how you look at it. If Marvin didn't sign this contract, no one decent will take this job because Mike Brown has his hand in too many important decisions. And since Marvin is coming back we can still expect the same kind of results we have been seeing for the past couple of year. An undisciplined, mismanaged team that falls short of expectations. Supposedly, Marvin...

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Recap Cincinnati Bengals vs Baltimore Ravens

Bengals: Losers Ravens: 13 Last game of the season, and it couldn't come any sooner. So I'm just gonna keep this short and sweet. Through out the season the Bengals underachieved, from the coaching staff to the players. At least for next season lets try to be average. Go Benga...

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