The Leadoff Dilemma

Finally the Reds get a series win since they swept the Dodgers. Will this series win against the Rays start a run for the Reds, who takes on the Cleveland Indians starting tonight. But the bigger question might be who will Dusty Baker pick as the leadoff hitter? Twitter is on fire every time Drew Stubbs steps up to the plate. But Dusty knows he can't take Stubbs out of the game because he is one of the best CF in the game. So that leaves Fred Lewis, Chris Heisey or Jonny Gomes as the lead off...

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Adidas Originals Forum Mid Lite

  The adidas Forum, first released in 1984, was the first adidas basketball shoe that was produced in high, mid- and low-top versions. But the 2011 version has been to Jenny Craig and has lost some weight. Adidas has removed the superfluous elements and giving the shoe an all-mesh upper and printed branding but retaining the original silhouette. I personally think the shoe looks fantast...

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What To Do With Bob Bradley?

So here we are, four days after Mexico took everything from us even the family pet. Where does the United States Mens National team go? Where does the USMNT fans go? Will Sunil Gulati make a change later on in the week? It's not a question of if Bradley has a good job or not. I think for the level of where the USA domestic league is and where some of our best players play at, I think he has done a great job so far. But sometimes, there has to be a change. I think no national team manger should...

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Wednesday Links: Oooh Shhhhit

Darnell Docket Tweets While Pulled Over By Cops  Federica Nargi’s Hot Italian Ass In A Bikini Shark just jumping over the surfer These tight pants will make your downstairs tingle  [Video] The Four UFOs Of The Apocalypse Sighted In London   Hump Day Hotties I like when bridges blow up in movies Tips on banging hot cave woman Nothing like bringing Keystone Lights to a ball game Hottie: Christina Lindley   ...

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Woman Arrested After Allegedly Spraying Deputies With Breast Milk

A woman faces several charges after she allegedly sprayed deputies with breast milk as they tried to detain her over the weekend. According to the Delaware County Sheriff's Office, deputies were called to the area after receiving calls about a domestic dispute.  When they arrived, a man told them that he had been attending a wedding at the facility with his wife, who had gotten drunk and struck him several times before locking herself in a car. "When deputies attempted to remove Robinette...

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Magician Dynamo Walking On Water

This new cat named Magician Dynamo walking across the River Thames,  was filmed for his new television show. Give me a break, is this bitch real with this shit. If your gonna walk on water why do you need to balance your self like your walking on a tightrope?  ...

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Monday Link: Cheick Kongo Will Kill You

Monday Morning Memories Patriotic Playmates  10 Rollercoasters That’ll Make Your Face Melt  The Best Thing To Ever Come Out of “America’s Got Talent” (video) Mellow Brick Road is the Trippiest Wizard of Oz Video since the Wizard of Oz How white kids have a good time Now this is a slip and slide  X-Ray proves Kim Kardashian's Ass is real. Hugh Hefner already back in the game with new playmate  Sara Jean Underwood Is Half Naked On A Boat    ...

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The Car Show With Adam Carolla Promo

I have always been a fan of car shows. And every chance I get I try to watch Top Gear, 5th Gear and what shows I can find. And ever since Top Gear U.S.A. came last year, I have watched that too. Now SPEED channel has come up with something to rival Top Gear U.S.A. Basically its about bunch of guys driving around awesome cars that make us poor bastards drool and wish we had a better life. Is it me or does Adam Carolla kinda looks like Jeremy Clarkson if he were 20 years younger with tighter,...

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Scary Camaro Crash at Grand-Am Road America

If you like racing and if you like something other than left turns then I am sure you are familiar with the Grand Am Series. It seems as Shaldach's CoolTV Chevrolet Camaro had the brakes locked up and plowed into the back of Joe Foster's Florida.com Mazda RX-8. After running into the Mazda, the Camaro then continued straight through the gravel trap and tire barriers, then flew over the fence into the ass crack of Kim Kardashian. More pictures.    ...

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USA vs Mexico 2011 Gold Cup Finals Recap

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Friday Links: Oh Fuck It's A Trap

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Who Is Ready For Some Mexico VS USA Gold Cup Finals Action?

I know I am. USA USA USA. I'll be honest, I'm a little worried about our offense to put some balls in the back of the net. And Mexico as been running wild on its opponents so far in the Gold Cup tournament. So lets hope the defense can continue it's impressive performance. I just pray its not a repeat of the 2009 Gold Cup final when those Mexican put those dirty balls in our net five times. Golazo Golazo USA USA   &nb...

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2012 Corvette Z06 Laps the Nurburgring in 7:22.68

Let me repeat that, a Z06 went around the worlds most difficult track in 7:22.68. That is faster than a Porsche 911 GT2 RS, Nissan GT-R (2011), Maserati MC12, Pagani Zonda F Clubsport, Ferrari Enzo. The 7:22:68 is a 20 second improvement over the previous Z06 that was tested. Who needs a Porsche, Ferrari or some other Euro super car when we can get something faster for a cheaper price.Yea, I agree, it has an ugly interior, but who cars. So why such a huge improvement? First, this Z06 was outfitted...

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USA vs. Panama Gold Cup Semifinals

"He's Freddy Adu, he plays in Turkish Division 2, he makes Panama look like poo. He's Freddy Adu." In all seriousness, I wanted this game to be a blow out. But it was another 90 minutes of struggle for the offense. But riding a strong defensive performance the USA has reached their 4th straight Gold Cup final. I was scratching my head when I saw the starting line up. Sasha over Donovan? That didn't make make much sense to me. But it only took Bob Bradley 45 minutes to figure out that wasn't...

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Wednesday Links: Ryan Dunns Last Ride

10 X-Men Gone Bad The Most Hated Athlete in history? Showering with girls. This is kind of true. Kate Upton’s Awesome Boobs In Esquire Having fun with food.  Hump Day Hotties Top 10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About True Blood [LISTS] TRUE BLOOD: Who’d You Rather? (Guys Choice) 7 Things your women is still mad at Gun Club Vs Porsche First Look At Robin From Batman: Arkham City Something. Something. Salma Hayeks Huge Boobs Wednesday = Hump Day = Ass Momma come to the rescue...

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Amish man busted in sexting sting

An Amish Indiana man has been arrested after police say he showed up at an undercover sting in a horse-drawn buggy. He has been charged with soliciting a 12-year-old girl for sex. Willard Yoder, 21, is accused of sending 600 texts, nude pictures and videos to the girl, saying he wanted to have sex with her. The girl's mother found the texts and went to police. Police set up a sting at a Connersville, Indiana restaurant. Fox 19 Well ain't that some shit. Fucking Amish dude rolling...

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Domata Peko And Robert Geather Are Not Productive

Click to enlarge The guys over at Cincy Jungle did some calculations and came up with some stats to back up what I have been saying for couple of years. I have said for some time that Domata Peko is the worst player on the defensive line. I have been saying that he does nothing but get pushed around. The only thing I ever see Peko do is jump on top of a pile after someone else has made a play. I know someone of  you think it's not Peko's job to put pressure on the QB, he should only worried...

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Thierry Henry's Red Card Vs. Portland Timbers

I'm not a big NY Red Bulls fan, but this card was just disgusting. I had a more violent bowel movement last night compared to this red card. I know the MLS referees have been getting heat all season long and after seeing this I'd say it's rightfully so. The referees needs to stop being such a big part of the game.   ...

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2012 Mini Cooper Coupe

Ever since the Mini Cooper came out, I had a thing for. It was small and it was fun to drive. Especially the Cooper S. Now comes the all new 2012 Cooper Coupe. These new Coupe looks pretty fantastic, even thought they have kept the same design in the front. The interior is new but still very much a Mini. This is the first Mini to be built with a "three-box" design concept, which means the body, wraparound glass and roof are three boxes built upon a horizontal plane. The 2012 Cooper Coupe in...

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Who Is Ready For Some UC Bearcats Football

I know I am, forget about all this NFL lockout stuff, just give me some UC football and I'll be happy. After two straight BCS Bowl appearances, the Bearcats fell to a 4-8 record under first year coach Butch Jones. Even though Butch was in his first year, I still had high hopes for 2010 because of UC's offense. But key injuries and a young and inexperienced defense did the Bearcats in. For 2011, the Bearcats have landed a pretty good recruiting class. And the best of the bunch might be Mr. Ohio...

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Genetically Modified Cows That Churns Out Human Breast Milk

"Chinese scientists have produced a herd of genetically modified cows that make milk that could substitute for human breast milk -- a possible alternative to formula in a nation rocked by tainted milk powder scandals." Reuters Well fuck, no thanks. Who's gonna trust modified milk from China, when can't even get dog food right? I have no problem buying a lot of stuff that's made in China, but when it come to food I like to keep in local.  ...

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Obama Impersonator Misfires At The GOP Forum

The Republicans hire Obama impersonator Reggie Brown then escorts him off the stage when the jokes starts to hit close to home. The audience was roaring as long as Reggie Brown stuck to lowbrow racial jokes at Obama's expense. They got angry only when he started picking on Republicans. Says more about Republicans than it does about Brown's act. I have to admit, this guy is hilarious. And when he smiles, he looks like an Barak Obama twin. If you want to watch the entire stand up the watch...

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Casio PRW-5000Y-10R

If you are an outdoors man like me, then this watch has everything you ever wanted. This little watch packs a punch all for under $300. It has Altimeter/barometer, compass and thermometer. It is solar power with 5 month power reserve. This watch also has five daily alarms (why?), and many many other functions. And the blue color looks awesom...

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Ken Block Gymkhana, tilt-shift edition

I don't know anything about tilt shift, but certain things looks pretty freaking awesome in tilt shift. And one of them is Ken Block going crazy in his Ford rally car. If you like to see Ken do the same thing with bikini model then watch the video blow. I must warn you, there is really nothing to see because she is all covered by seat belts and helmet...

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The BMW M 1

I'm not a BMW fan boy, but this is one of my favorite cars out there today. So after I pay off my school loans I'm looking into getting my hands on one of these. The M 1 is a rear-wheel-drive, twin turbo 3.0-litre straight-six now putting out 340hp. If you press on the pedal hard enough you will get 0-60  in just 4.7 seconds. Top speed is electronically limited to155 miles per hour. I'm a big fan of small cars with some big power. Let me just say this, I'd rather have this over...

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Nas - Nasty

Nasty Nas makes his return with the first single off his next solo album, Life Is Good. I'm really feeling this one. Now this sounds like Hip-Hop. ...

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Marvin LOEB Special Edition

If you are into rally racing, then this watch is just for you. Marvin has developed two exclusive chronographs in partnership with Sébastien Loeb, seven-time world rally champion and Marvin Ambassador. They both proudly carry the rally champion`s signature and evoke the world of rallying in the smallest details. It's all in the details for Marvin. The red suspension springs, an exclusive innovation, allow you to adjust the watch perfectly to your wrist; critical information is displayed on...

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Diadora Heritage 2011 Fall The Queen 70

I always had a thing for Diadora and this Diodora Heritage is a redesigned version of the Queen 70 model, an iconic shoe which was made specifically for track and field legend Edwin Moses. It's coming out in Fall 2011. Source: Kick On F...

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USA vs. Jamaica Gold Cup quarterfinals

Here goes my first post about soccer and it comes at the heals of USMNT's win vs Jamaica in the Gold Cup. With the win USA advances to the Semis. on Wednesday in Houston, the United States will face the winner of Panama-El Salvador. Having watched the past three games in the group play, I must say today win was a great result. The way they played vs. Jamaica is what the fans of USMNT was hoping to see since the start of Gold Cup. Especially not starting Donovan and not having Jozy the entire...

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Lets Talk Some Soccer

 I am starting a new section on the blog dedicated to soccer. I am a big fan of MLS, US Soccer and International soccer. So from now on Calling It Like It Is will be chiming into the wide range of soccer topic. Feel free to share your thoughts. &nb...

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Bengals Response To The ESPN The Magazine Ranking

Earlier this week, our Bengals were rated (by ESPN) as the worst franchise, from top to bottom, in all of pro sports (#122 out of 122). And of course the mad scientist at the Who Dey perspective had to put their own twist on the story. The thing that stood out to me the most was the response given by the Bengals, when dealing with the low score.  “We are among 14 of the 32 NFL teams to have won twodivision titles in the last six seasons.” Yes, you read that correctly. Is that really...

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Brandon Phillips Makes A Great Play Vs. Blue Jays

I swear, Brandon is the king of high light reel plays. Night after night, just doing it like a Boss. He's on ESPN top 10 so much, he needs to start charging them. Just look at him, the birds can't fool him, the angle of the throw can't get him and the distance is his bitch. Something tells me Brandon has another Gold Glove waiting for him. &nb...

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Friday Links: I'm On Fire Edition

Impressive Illustrations (must see)  Garota Verao Beauty Pageant in Brazil  Belen Rodriguez’s Hot Tan Ass In A Thong  Milan Lucic’s Girlfriend Is Smoking Hot  The Worlds 10 Coolest Golf Courses The Hottest Girls of Beach Volleyball  The 9 Greatest Planets Ever   Things Women Say About You When You’re Not Around  Friday Wild Gilrs  6 Kick Ass Flicks to Watch With Dad on Father’s Day  Naked Female Scientist Tries To Tame Beluga Whales...

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Bengals Finish Last Again, This Time Named The Worst Franchise In Sports

In all, 122 teams from the NFL, NBA, NHL and Major League Baseball were ranked in order, based on a weighted average of scores in eight different categories ranging from the quantitative to the emotionally subjective: “bang for the buck” (24.3%), players (16.6%), fan relations (16.5%), affordability (14.1%), stadium experience (9.1%), ownership (9.0%), title track (6.7%), and coaching (3.9%).The NFL’s Cincinnati Bengals finished dead last (#122) . ESPN Well this aint the first time the...

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Ohio lawmakers vote to allow guns in bars, arenas.

"Ohio lawmakers passed a proposal Wednesday to allow people with concealed-carry permits to take their firearms into many facilities where alcohol is served and consumed, as long as they don't drink. The Republican-led Ohio House voted 55-39 in favor of the change, and the GOP-led Senate concurred with a vote of 25-7." Cincinnati.com Oh I love these GOP's, I'm glad they are focusing on budgets, economy and unemployment. I mean what is with guns and America? What exactly is the point of the...

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Germans Are Still A Little Racist

Those fuckers over there just don't get it. Just because the Dallas superstar is white and the Miami superstars are black doesn't mean they play ghetto basketball. If you want some ghetto basketball you should watch some old tapes of the Cincinnati Bearcats from the mid 90's. Now that shit was ghetto. welt.d...

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Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Call Off Wedding

  You know what, I kind of feel bad for Hefner. Everyone knows, and I'm sure including Hef knew that this bitch was just using him for some attention to enhance her shitty music and modeling career. Or, he asked her to sign a Pre-nup.Otherwise, why would she call it quits right before the wedding? Hey Hef, I think it's time you stop trying to get married. You have everything you ever wanted, your not going to gain anything by getting married to a bimbo. But I have to give it up to Hef....

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Tuesday Link

Lets start off with some tooshie. A first look at Sacha Baron Cohen's new character. "The Dictator" 7 signs the chick hitting on you was hired by your wife. This chick gets blown, not in a good way. What do you see when you attach a camera to the Hula Hoop? DJ Kid Capri interview. LeBron James announces he plans to play in the WNBA. This lion loves little kids,, in her mouth.  Conan Delivers The 2011 Dartmouth Commencement Address 15 of the sexiest female athletes of summer 2011 The 10 Most WTF Moments in Game of Thrones, So Far  Lets end it with some titties....

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Who Is This Vancouver Canucks Girl?

I just couldn't help myself. Honestly I'm not really sure is she's all that hot. But watching her bounce her tits all over the place made this girl look like she was super hot. Just wish there was little bit more footage. So I ask, can someone find this gi...

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Chad Ochocinco's Not So Funny Moment

This is what Chad wrote under the picture "I went to StarBucks and this was an #EPIC moment when the white guy said my coffee was ready." At first it looks like someone had written racist stuff on Chad's Starbucks cup. But after reading a little bit about it, it turns out when the young lady asked for Chads name and he said "the black guy with shades". I'm sure Chad did this on purpose, but I'm not sure if he meant it to be funny or not. But making someone look like a racist on purpose even...

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Why I Hate The Cubs And Their Fans

Bunch of fucking racist bastards...

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Should I Post This Note On My Neighbors Door?

 Well? Should I or should I not...

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Friday Links: Get Over Here Edition (NSFW)

How Will You React To The Human Centipede 2? (FORKPARTY)  Seven Cool Things To Do When Your Wife Falls Ill. (MANoSTERONE)  Record Body Piercing Attempt Gives Woman 3200 Reasons To Wince (BIGREDKEV) Hey Stacy Keibler, How You Doing? (iBlackedout) My Wife Has Some Nice Boobs. (Dave and Thomas) WHO’S THAT GIRL?: Oh It's Only Erica Hosseini (MANKIND UNPLUGGED) Shania Twain Falls At CMT Awards (BOB'S BLITZ) Realigning The NFL Divisions (THUNDER TREATS) Meet Aly Michalka (GIGGITY GREG) One...

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Elephant Rampaging Through The Streets Of India

This ain't nothing new in India. That's just what elephants do when they get pissed off. But what I'm a little confused about is, did someone just fucking tie that cow up to the post like a dog? What the hell, did they just take the cow on a walk or something then decide to stop at the coffee shop? Obviously can't take the cow inside so the next best thing is to tie it to a post. Poor cow was lucky it was a young elephant. I think it's about time for the people of India to stop taking their live stocks to the stree...

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Cincinnatis New Reality TV Show "Queen City"

Well damn, Cincinnati got another new reality TV show. This time it's not a national show, it's all local shoot and produced right here in Cincinnati. Let's get to the real meat of things. What is the show about? Well the show is called "Queen City" is about four hot chicks doing their slutty shit around Cincinnati. So lets meet our stars. Click here to read more >>>...

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Bounce House Bounces Away

I couldn't stop laughing at this shit. The bounce house just bouncing all over the place. Mother nature can be a pain in the ass sometimes. What pisses me off is the guy with the bike just standing there and watching this. Bro, what is your problem? Drop you bike and run over there and hold down the bounce house....

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Sarah Palin Is An Idiot

Well ain't that a shame, Sarah Palin randomly putting words together that makes no sense. Not really. I'm pretty sure everyone already knew that. If she does get the GOP nomination it will be solely on her bull shitting ability. Even as an immigrant I fucking knew Paul Revere's rode his fucking horse to warn the colonist that the British are coming. You know what I think. For ever future presidential candidate it should be mandatory for them to appear on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader" and if they fail, they shouldn't be able to run for the Presidency. No more idiots in the White Hous...

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Tony La Russa's Conversation With Bruce Bochy

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Assessment Of The Reds Season So Far In 2011

The Reds have played 57 games, so basically one third of the season and they are sitting in third place with 3.5 games out of first place. So should the Reds nation be satisfied? No. Even though the Reds are only 3.5 games out of first place, they could have played better. Am I worried that the Reds won't make the playoffs? Yes, I am a little worried. Because the pitching is not where it needs to be and Edinson Volquez has been a disappointment. Also, the bats are not making contact consistently....

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Friday Links: Swag Edition

Car Wheel chair Pooling Love me some Bikini flash mob Model Ana Claudia Michels Bruises Her Bum, Breaks Wrist on the Catwalk [Video]  Go meet Carlson Young  Tata Thursday Friday Come get some more more “Fake” Blake Lively naked pictures  Awesome Video Of A Drunk Dude Getting Knocked Out You won't be disappointed   Top 5 Girls Prince William Should Have Married The Roast Of Facebook ...

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You Can't Get Service Like This At Macy's

Well good for that guy, at least he knows what he's doing. Unlike some of these assholes that work at Macy's and Sears. Every time I go to the store and need some assistance you know what they do. They pretend like they don't see me and when I track them down and and ask them they tell me, I'm new or I don't work in this department or let me get someone else for you. Well I'm tired of that shit. No wonder all our jobs are going overseas. Because these fuckers work their ass for for $.50 an hour and enjoy doing that shit or act like they enjoy it...

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Lion Killing Man While People Looks On

Well ain't that a shame. People looking on while this poor chump gets his neck chewed on. But my question is how the fuck did he get in there to begin with? There has to be a door right? So why didn't other people try to get in there? I mean I see that little fucking dog coming and going with no problem. This just proves my point. Don't fuck with wild animals. They don't have feeling. They don't care if humans rule the planet. We should not be keeping animals in the zoo and use them at circuses....

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What Does Jay-Z Song "99 Problems" Really Mean?

Well you know that song "99 problems" by Jay-Z, well I always thought that says that while he has many other problems, he doesn't have a woman to worry about.Well I finally figured out what it really means.And it has nothing to do with a chick and everything to do with a k9 dog. "Jay-Z recounts the time, in 1994, when he was driving down I-95. He had a stash of crack in a fake compartment in the sunroof of his Maxima when he got pulled over by cops for “no good reason.” The police knew they...

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