Bengals Trade Chad Ochocinco and Let Jonathan Joseph Walk

In the past 24 hours the Bengals traded Chad Ochocinco for some cookies and milk. Then they turn around and let Jonathan Joseph walk. Then they cut Antwan Odom. I'd say things are looking up for the upcoming NFL season. Since Joseph is gone who will be the starting CB along with Leon Hall? It won't be Morgan Trent, because he also has been cut. The good news there are still some DB's that have not signed a new contract. How about CB Nnamdi Asomugha, Antonio Cromartie, Chris Carr ? I know the...

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Bob Bradley Gets Fired And Juergen Klinsmann Gets Hired

It's a sad day or a great day for USA Soccer depending on your view. It has been no secret, everyone knew Sunil Gulati wanted to hire Klinsmann for a long long time. But it's one of those situations where US Soccer is the ugly kid in high school and Klinsmann is the beautiful foreign exchange student who everyone wants to bang. In my opinion and in many peoples opinion one manager should not stick around past one World Cup cycle. That should have been the case with Bob Bradley. But Sunil Gulati...

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Wednesday Links: Winning With Class

5 Things You Didn’t Know About Beer  53 Hot Cosplay Girls From Comic Con 2011 [LISTS]  Wish I Had a Portal Gun (Aperture Science Rap) Reason #1 why Wednesday is my favorite day: Hump Day Hotties  Five First Date Ideas That Ensure Failure Fellows Keep This In Mind: 5 Things Guys Do On Facebook That  Girls Hate Reason #2 Why Wednesday is my favorite day: Ass Wednesday! Oil Bikini Calender Is My Favorite Calendar   ...

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So Mike Brown Won't Trade Carson Plamer

“Carson signed a contract, he made a commitment,” Brown said. “He gave us his word and we relied on his word and his commitment. We expected him to perform here. If he is going to walk away from his commitment, we aren’t going to reward him for doing it.” I'm glad Mike Brown is standing his ground instead of giving into what the super star wants. Carson signed a contract and he should stick with it. Before Carson signed this big contract he knew damn well that the Bengals weren't going change...

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Don't Act Like This If You Don't Get An Autograph

Here is my problem with this. If you are a grown ass man, you should be ashamed of yourself for chasing down someone for an autograph. Also, don't act like a little bitch if you don't get your autograph its just more of a reason you don't deserve it. Anyway you think Pete Rose gives a shit about you? He's gotta get home to his Asian stripper girlfriend and his ridiculous outfits.   ...

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Introducing Calling It Like It Is Official Fantasy Football League

Hey Bengals nations, since the lockout is over let's get to the real matter of things. I'm talking about setting up your fantasy football league. So this year, Calling It Like It Is will be doing the first ever Fantasy Football League through ESPN. If you are interested contact me through twitter or contact me here. Depending on my back account at end of the season a small prize awaits the winner.  ...

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It Looks Like Cedric Benson Did Beat Some Ass

Well damn, it looks like Ced did put a hurting on that dude. Well Clavens Charles you should of left the house when Benson asked you nicely.  Here is the best explanation on the situation I have found so far. "Sounds like Clavens “Key West” Charles started extorting Ced earlier with a phoney gay encounter they had and Ced snapped, especially since he asked Clavens “San Francisco” Charles to leave and Ced didn’t cooperate with his advances. I mean look at Clavens “Fire Island”...

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Friday Link: Hating On Black Jesus

Tata Thursday Friday I Could Use Some Ice Cream  Fixed That For You — Tweaked TV Titles  This Chick Know How To Flirt  Just What America Needs Right Now. Guinness Beer Milkshake  Is This Real? Troy Polamalu Teammate Cuts His Hair [Video]  I Could Care Less About Beavis and Butt Head Coming Back. But  Some People Seems Excited  Black Parents, Please Stop This  Mini Vans Will Get You Laid   ...

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Bangladeshi man has brick tied to penis as punishment

Bangladeshi police said on Thursday they were investigating the case of a man forced to parade naked through his village with a brick tied to his penis as punishment for kidnapping and marrying a minor. The punishment was meted out Saturday to the 30-year-old man by the local council in a village 30 kilometres (18 miles) south of Dhaka. Time Of India Oh shit, that has to be one of the worst form of punishments for kidnapping a minor. But it's a walk in the park compared to getting stoned...

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Jack Vale Is A Moron

This is so funny, pretending to fart on old people. I just can't stop laughing. But I gotta admit, getting punched in the face by an old man is funnier. I mean who finds this shit funny anyway? Yea those fart toys were funny back in the 8th grade. But now, when you are 30 years old, you just looks like an asshole...

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Wednesday Links: Planking Fail

Hump Day Hotties Top Ten Worst Movie Accents Why Man Eats Pussy When is it okay to ask another guy for his number? The Dark Knight Rises [Trailer] Leisure Diving is sure to take over pools this summer Watch This Dog Kick A Sharks Ass Wednesday Is The Best Day Serena Williams…The Man Eater Best Of Pole Dancing Fail All About Cat Massage   ...

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Canadian couple win £8k after Air Canada staff speak to them in English

A couple of French language 'extremists' have won an £8,000 payout after airline staff spoke to them in English.Michel and Lynda Thibodeau sued Air Canada for not respecting their right to be served in their mother tongue during a flight from the country's capital Ottawa. Despite speaking fluent English, Mr Thibodeau complained that he was not greeted in French when the pair checked in for their flight or at the airport's boarding gate. He also branded the airline's employees 'malicious,...

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Police Shut Down Girls Lemonade Stand

  Police in Georgia have shut down a lemonade stand run by three girls trying to save up for a trip to a water park, saying they didn't have a business license or the required permits. One girl, 14-year-old Casity Dixon, says the three had to listen to police and shut down. The girls are now doing chores and yard work to make money. WKRG I know what some of you are thinking, how could cops do this to a bunch of girls selling lemonade. Well I don't feel sorry for them one bit. Guess...

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The NFL Lockout Needs To End ASAP

I'm serious this shit needs to end ASAP otherwise the Bengals won't have enough players to fill out the roster when the season starts. Three arrest in eight days has to be some kind of record right? But seriously Ray Lewis was right when he said, crime will increase with no NFL. That man is a prophet. I'm a fan of Cedric Benson, but keep your hands for yourself man. This arrest probably just cost him couple of millions. These arrest are not just concentrated on the Bengals players, but through...

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USA vs Japan Womens World Cup Final

USA falls to Japan in 2011 Women's World Cup final. With defeat comes sadness and finger pointing. I know what the ladies have done in this tournament is a great accomplishment. But no matter what the game or level, whenever there is a failure, the praises fall short. Especially when the your team gave up the lead twice. For me there is only one person that deserves the blame, and that would be coach Pia Sundhag. Not because she sat Amy Rodriguez or started  Megan Rapinoe but because...

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Asher Roth x Quan = Summertime

A little some some for your mind this summer. I like fresh groves like this, nice chill out music. This song got me wishing I was at the beach sippin on drink.     ...

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Wu-Tang X Fugazi = WUGAZI Mix Tape

  Well this is a surprise. Midwestern producers Cecil Otter and Swiss Andy mashed up two iconic acts, punk titans Fugazi and hip-hop rap group the Wu-Tang Clan. They dropped a free mixtape for the masses.Can't be mad at shit that's free. So enjoy it. Wugazi • 13 Chambers by WUGAZI   ...

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Friday Links: Party Like A Rock ...Ohhh Shittt.......

Rhian Sugden Is Planking…More Importantly She Is Topless In The Next 3 Pictures  Fantastic Up Close (27 Photos)  Tooshie Tuesday Friday  If ‘Saving Private Ryan’ Were a Comedy It Would Be Hilarious (Video)  Serena Williams “Ass” At ESPN’s ESPY Awards  Just Unreal  Tour de France Carnage  Labrador Dances Merengue – No Joke Damn you Shakira...

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White People Needs To Stop This

For a second it was planking, now there is owling. Which looks even dumber than planking. All I have to say is this, you guys really need to stop with this nonsense. Plus owling is nothing new, it's been going on in other countries for decades. ...

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Cincinnati Bearcats:Top Football Players To Watch In 2011

Thankfully the 2011 Bearcats football season is almost upon us. Last season, the Bearcats missed a bowl game for the first time since the 2005-06 season. So now its time to build the hype and get back to winning the Big East title again. Here are some of the top players we should be keeping our eyes on for the 2011 season.  Alex Hoffman, Offensive Tackle: Alex along with Randy Martinez are only the two starters coming back to the Offensive line. If the Bearcats are to have a...

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Wednesday Links: Evolution of U.S.A.

It's hump day hotties. Part 1 It's hump day hotties Part 2 Hands Down The Weirdest ‘Dragon Ball Z’ Dialogue EVER (Video)  Emmanuelle Chriqui Lesbian Scene Is Awesome!  Everything You Need To Know About Boobs [Infographic] It's Wednesday and that only means one thing Chick killing Aladdin’s A Whole New World  (but is that a dick on the door?) ...

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Cincinnati Reds: A Look Back At The All Star Break

The All Star break is upon us. And it couldn't have come at a better time for the Red. As of the All Star break the Reds are 4 games out of first place, they are 1 game back of the third place Pirates. The reds are below .500 with a record of 45-47. Lets go back to the beginning of the season. When on opening day, Ramon Hernandez hits a walk-off, 3-run home run against the Brewers. Then the Reds went on to sweep the Brewers in the opening series. I felt great about this team and this season....

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BMW Alpina B6 Crashes At The GT Masters Series

Hey  it's a good thing those tire barriers are there. Oh, wait the car went air born over the barriers and smashed into what looks like a porta potty. I really hope no one was in there taking a dump at that time. But it's kind of funny when a BMW crashes into a BMW advertisement. At least it wasn't as bad as the Camaro crash at the Grand-Am Road America.    ...

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My Favorite Republican Michele Bachmann

I swear if this chick is elected as the next president, I promise we are all fucking doomed, she's taking us all to the good 'ol times of 1800's. The other day she signed a pledge to ban pron and now she think black folks had a good time during the slavery era. You know what, maybe she's right. Back in the era of slavery, drugs was not a problem, everyone had some some type of job, parents didn't separate (unless they were forced by slave masters).    ...

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Gus Johnson Calls Abby Wambach Goal

I hope you enjoyed that call and if you didn't I give you Alex Morgan, the hottest chick on the USA roster.  ...

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Michele Bachmann Is Bat Shit Crazy

Rep. Michele Bachmann has signed a pledge vowing to maintain a firm stance against gay marriage and all forms of pornography if she is elected president in 2012. #9: Humane protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy – out next generation of American children – from human trafficking, sexual slavery, seduction into promiscuity, and all forms of pornography and prostitution, infanticide, abortion and other types of coercion or stolen innocence. myfoxtwincities Ban Porn?...

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Friday Links: So Long Atlantis

A brief history of how Dodgeball  10 Funniest Beer Commercials   20 Porn Stars You’ve Never Heard Of   Human Centipede Flowchart  I Want To Be Like Mike  Tata Thursday Friday Not sure about this one but, things to do after accidentally killing your wife  Bikini Skipping In Slow Motion  10 Reasons Why We Hate Facebook Everyone on the motha fucking land is planking. Jillisa Lynn is what multi-ethnicity is all about  Video Of Rangers Fan Falling...

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Tudor Fastrider Ducati Chronograph

The Tudor watch company has teamed up with one of the most famous motorcycle builder on planet Earth. This partnership with Ducati comes just in time for the Italian MotoGP at Mugello. The the black vertical stripe running straight down the right from 1 o’clock to 5 just gives it a very fine fluid look.   The Tudor Fastrider Chronograph for Ducati is water resistant to 150m and comes presented with two straps, black leather with folding clasp or a very tasty black and red fabric strap...

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Happy Birthday To My Dog

Today my bitch turned 6 years old. So I decided to do a little something special for my girl. And I think she enjoyed her little gift. Bitches love carrot cake.  &nb...

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The State Of U.S. Men's Soccer Program

It seemed fantastic, almost like a dream when our boys beat Spain in the 2009 Confederations Cup. Even after the lose to Brazil in the final it seemed as if the U.S. men's team have finally arrived and it was full speed ahead. But since the end of the 2010 world cup, some thoughts have crept into the head of many fans including me. And those thoughts has even become more loud after the lose to Mexico in the Gold Cup final. I believe there are up and down cycles in everything. Same goes for...

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Dayton Police Beat ,Tasered, Pepper-sprayed A Mentally Handicapped Teenager

Dayton police "mistook" a mentally handicapped teenager's speech impediment for "disrespect," so they Tasered, pepper-sprayed and beat him and called for backup from "upward of 20 police officers" after the boy rode his bicycle home to ask his mother for help, the boy's mom says.      Pamela Ford says her "mentally challenged/handicapped" son Jesse Kersey, 17, was riding his bike near his Dayton home when Officer Willie Hooper stopped him and tried to talk to him.     The...

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