BurnoStinko Back With More Dissing

It looks like Burostinko aka White dude from Dayton send me his new video. This time he's dissing everyone. The best part of this video was him calling Pats owner Robert Kraft a Democrat. What??? Hey, who cares if he's a Democrat he's got one of the best football team since 2000. I'll tell you what. Maybe, Mike Brown should switch and become a Republican, that way the Bengals might turn into a consistent winner. But honestly Burno, enough with dissing the Pats, how can you diss a team that has three super bowl titles and one of the winningest record in the past decade? I...

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Wednesday Links: Haters Gonna Hate

Need An Idea For A Prank At The Beech? This Will Do Cats Are Just A-Holes All The Time Has The Hurricane Flood Screwed You Over? Go Do This Wednesday Hump Day Hotties. Wednesday Is Meant For This  Have An A-Hole Friend? Follow These Tips...

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Researchers Agree, Cleveland Smells Like Shit

University of Colorado researchers sampling the winter air in four Midwestern cities say the bacterial colonies found in Cleveland and Detroit most closely resemble that found in dog poop. DenverPost You know that old saying, if it's brown flush it down. Not only does that phrase reflect the Cleveland Browns, now it looks like it reflects the entire city of Cleveland. But in all honesty, did they really have to spend time and money to figure out that Cleveland smells like dog shit? All...

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Kangaroo Dog: Happiest Dog In The World

Is this the worlds first ever Kangaroo dog? Anyway, this is why I just love dogs. Just happy as hell no matter what the situation. Just wants to run around a play fetch all day long. I think I need a tissue.  You ever see a cat do this? Yeah, didn't think so...

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Floyd Mayweather Jr Fighting With Dad Floyd Sr.

This shit remindes me of the movie "The Fighter" brothers arguing back and forth. Same shit here, dad and son beefing it up. Something tells me, Sr. is mad cause he ain't by Jr. side anymore and not getting his proper credit for making Mayweather Jr. what he is now. There's gonna be a future movie about this. Guaranteed. Here is Jr. girlfriend. via turdfergusonblog ...

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Man arrested for having sex with a pink blow up pool raft

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 32, has been repeatedly arrested for public indecency. Hamilton man was arrested after being accused of engaging in sexual conduct with a pink blow up swimming pool raft. Tobergta was arrested at his home early Sunday morning. Witnesses tell police the incident happened in an alley behind his home. The owner of the raft reported to police that the suspect took the raft with him after being shouted at to stop.The suspect told police that he did commit...

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Steve Zakuani x "Quote Me"

Major League Soccer stud Steve Zakuani is out with a broken leg but that hasn't stopped him from rapping and rhyming. "Major League Soccer misses me, I can feel it, to the Sounders fans, keep the faith, I am healin...

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Alex Honnold, Rock Climbing God

People that know me, knows I like to go hiking, backpacking and climb up whatever I can find. But my boy Alex Honnold is like that guys who has no fear. He is like the Lionel Messi of rock climbing. Check out the video of him going solo on Half Dome. Just amazing...

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Arian Foster Blasts Colin Cowherd On Twitter

I had Arian Foster on my fantasy team last year, he was my go to man, always getting me mad points.  I wasn't thinking of drafting him this year because of his injuries, but after his latest tweet, I think I'm gonna draft him again even if he has a hammy problem. Because that's how much I hate Colin Cowherd. Arian Foster: 4 those sincerely concerned, I’m doing ok & plan 2 B back by opening day. 4 those worried abt your fantasy team, u ppl are sick Colin Cowherd: Hey Arian Foster—‘We...

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Why Dusty Baker Keeps Picking Wrong Reds Lineups

So here are a few reason as to how Dusty Baker pick his lineup. “Some guys don’t hit fastballs as well as they do breaking balls. Some guys are high-ball hitters. You’re not going to throw a high-ball hitter against a sinkerball-slider pitcher. Or a low-ball hitter, you’re going to play him more against a slider guy, a guy who keeps the ball down.” “Some guys, you try to play them in smaller ballparks instead of bigger ballparks where you need more speed. You go to Atlanta or even here (Cincinnati),...

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Big Sean - Dance (Ass)

Big Sean got it right. Booty, that's what it's all about. So sit back and enjoy this tune. I promise it's better than Beyonce's "1+1". ...

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NIKE LEBRON VIII (8) V2 LOW SPRITE EDITION

This is the new LeBron 8 (VIII). I'm' a big sucker for Low rise basketball shoes and this Sprite edition by Nike is my kind of basketball kick. The blue and white upper combined with lime green accents gives you a warm summer feeling that some sneakers just can’t pull off.   Via: osneaker.com...

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Friday Links: Emma Watson [NSFW]

Many Reasons To Follow Riley Steel (none of them nsfw) Cat vs Dog The Ultimate Showdown Beavis and Butthead Watch The Jersey Shore Friday Means Bitches Start Getting Wild Just So Wrong Shaq Definitely Has A Third Leg ...

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Damn You Lay's Original

I'm not sure what Lay's is putting in their potato chips. My best guess is it's laced with coke. I means it's just so damn addicting. I'm not a fat ass and I'm not binge eater but I just can't put this shit do...

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Yonder Alonso Hot Sister *UPDATED*

Ever since this past Tuesday, twitter has been blowing up about Yoner Alonso's hot sister. And for the past two days I haven't been able to locate her picture. She seems to be like the elusive Big Foot. Anyway I was watching the highlight of the Reds, Marlins game from Tuesday and this girl seems to be my best guess. So did I get it right? Looks like @L15M came to the rescue. He thinks this is Yonder Alonso's hot sister. Did he get it right? ...

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Carolina Panthers vs Cincinnati Bengals Re-Cap 8/25/2011

A nice change of pace from the past two preseason games as the Bengals beat the Panther 24-13. Things seems to be gelling in the third preseason game, which is a much needed welcome to the eyes of many Bengals fans. I'm personally slightly more optimistic about the reminder of the season.The Good:The offense looked 100% better against the panthers than it did vs the Jets and Lions. Putting up 24 points in the first half against the Panthers first team defense was a much needed confidence boost...

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Thank You Google AdWords

I got this in the mail yesterday and I'm not sure if Google is trolling me or not. I mean it's a piece of paper and they want to to plant in a sunny spot. I have a feeling I'm gonna end up looking like such a loser when this paper plant doesn't do anything. Either way I'm gonna plant this and add some water and hope it grows. ...

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The Yonder Alonso Situation

Mr. Alonso drove in four runs during the Reds rally to beat Marlins last night. Everyone from east to west know that Yonder is a run producing machine but talk of him lately have been where he should play. Is it first base, third base, or left field? We all know it ain't going to be first base because that is occupied by Mr. Votto and I don't see Alonso being a better first baseman than Votto. He could play third but he has no experience. Also, you need to be a special kind of player to play...

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East Coast Earthquake Or This Guy?

Poor Mr. Singh. Everyone thinks you are a terrorist because you have a turban. But in all seriousness what has happened to this country since 9/11? Everyone is running on fear. Thank you Bush administrati...

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Wednesday Links: Cocaine Spider

Dom "the ultimate bro" Mazetti Goes To College Perfect Swimsuit For Your Lady Wednesday Means Hump Day Hotties Wednesday Means More Ass 10 Shitty Actors That Tried Their Hands At Rapping 7 Traits Women Looks For In A Boyfriend.&nbs...

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Busting Clay Pigeons Using A Bat And Balls

Someone send me this video today. It's the same guys that brought the Ultimate Batting Practice. It looks impressive. But is it real or is it fake? I'm gonna go with fake. Sure he might be skilled but no way in the world he is hitting five of those clay disks in a row. Sorry bro, can't buy this o...

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Monday Links: Hot Girl Skating (not)

Here Comes Healthy Meal Time. Bacon and More Bacon. Worst Trick Shot Video In The History Of Tick Shots. Monday Morning Memories Are The Best American Needs To Take Away The Internet From Teenagers Francesca Frigo Is Always Nice If There Is One Thing White Girls From Alabama Can Do, It Is How To R...

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My Dog Loves Water, Sorta

Went on a little camping trip and saw this lake. So I had to strip down to my briefs and jump in that sweet blue water. Yea I also had to throw the dog in there, she needs a little assistance to get warmed up....

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Cincinnati Bengals vs New York Jets Re-cap 8/21/2011

Second pre-season game and I have seen some improvements and some things that stayed the same. The Good: The defense was much better this time around compared when they played against Detroit. Especially considering how the offense put the defense in some difficult situations. The front four seemed to put more pressure on the opposing QB than last week. I might have gained some more confidence in the first unit offense. Dalton looked more improved and composed than previous week. Reggie Nelson...

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2013 Lexus GS 350 Revealed

I have been waiting patiently for them to take the wraps of this car. Lexus has made this car to be more a driver first car than previous models.  My first reaction was, it has a CT 200h face and an LS side and read body panels. In the look department I think it can compete with BMW 5 series or the Mercedes E-Class.  Some of the new parts of the GS is the all new chassis along with reworked multi-link rear suspension. The interior looks more spacious compared to the...

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Friday Links: Seat Belts Are For Pussies

Anderson Cooper and Bunch Of Other Reporters Loosing Their Shit Five Reason You Should Women's Softball World Series, But I Only Need One. Racism Well Alive and Kicking Superhero Sex Moves Amazing Parkour Moves: But They Are All Failed Moves Looks Like Japan Is Back To Their Normal Ways Girls That Are Fantastically Fit 6 Least Ethical Criminal Justice Characters in TV History Bieber Needs To Be Destroyed  Simona Fusco Hot Nips NS...

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USB-Powered Vibrator With 8GB Storage

Jesus Christ, is men becoming more and more useless? Back in the good ol' days you just went into the back of the library and had a little quickie with some girl, but now, they don't need us. I guarantee, in the near future they wont even need our seeds. ...

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Rick Reilly Got It Right, Mike Brown Is A Horrible Boss

I'm reading Rick Reilly's Horrible Bosses article and I'm thinking to myself as fans of the Bengals we are stuck in this revolving door of mediocrity and there is no way to escape it. The Bengals have one or two good seasons under Mike Brown for the past twenty years and we ignorant fans forget the other eighteen years didn't happen. I for one is happy for Carson that he had some guts to walk away from all the money that was coming his way. People who say he let his teammates down are not...

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Wednesday Link: Chicks

Finally. Marvel's Sexy Pajams Turn Real Women Into Fantasies Andy Roddick Takes Tennis Too Seriously Even Ambercombie & Fitch Thinks Being Associated With The Situation Is A Bad Idea The 25 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Film Jesus Christ, There Is A Hole In His Knee Wednesday: Hump Day Hotties Wednesday: Hump Day Booties X-Men: First Class Goes Brokeback Mountain He Might The Worlds Most Talented Guitar Player Halle Berry Still On Fire At The Age Of ...

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Big Ten Legends and Leaders Map: What Are They Thinking?

First off everyone can agree the division names are stupid. I mean WTF Big Ten? Who ever was in charge of this needs to fired? Why not Big Ten East and West?  But my problem is why did they divide the team into these divisions? I think if they just divided up right down the middle it would of have created a balanced division. Why not have Michigan St.,Michigan, Ohio St., Penn St, Purdue and Indiana in the East and put Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, North Western, Illinois and Nebraska...

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Who Is This Red Haired Hottie?

I have no clue who this hot red headed hottie is. I found her on celebrity ghost stories. I'm not usually into red heads but this one is climbing the ladder like no other red hea...

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Bengals Lack Of Pass Rush

A lack of pass rush was evident during the first preseason game. A lack of pass rush has haunted the Bengals for several years now. I have repeatedly said, Peko, Tank Johnson, Geathers all have to go. Not only is it evident on the field but it shows up in the stats. Sure these guys might be decent at run blocking but if you can't get some pressure on the QB then the DB's are going to have a tough game. Alan Cutler, Dave Lapham and few other media guys criticizes the Bengals for their lack of...

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Monday Links: Aziz Ansari The Dancing Machine

5 Ways Facebook May Be Ruining Your Dating Life Rodman Delivers Emotional Hall of Fame Speech Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Is Prime Suspect In Wendy’s Robbery Monday Morning Memories  Frisky Friday On A Monday Here Are 27 Pictures of Rosie Jones Topless...

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Lil Wayne X Drake X Rick Ross "She Will"

Few hours after ‘She Will’ dropped, we get a new version with a verse from Rick Ros...

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Bengals vs Lions Preseason Recap 8/12/11

I started writing this post half way through the fourth quarter. Honestly what's the point of a fourth quarter in a preseason game? So lets get to it. The Bengals got beat by the Lions 34-3. These preseason games are more important than it has every been because of missed practices due to the lockout. The good: So lets just look at the first half of the game. I'm sure no one predicted Andy Dalton's first pass in the NFL was going to be an INT. But, as he took more snaps he looked more comfortable....

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BurnOstinko Is Back To Embarrass Cincinnati and The Bengals Nation

I honestly thought the previous video was just a one time thing. I didn't think you would hit us with some or backyard knowledge and wisdom. Seriously I have to ask this. What in the world is wrong with you bro? I'm really concerned for you. Just because you call bunch of people fag and queer doesn't mean whatever you say make sense. You still sound like a bitter redneck and a dumbass. And what's up with that dude coming out of the woods with a camera? What you need is an education. Forget about Chad and move on. Right about now you are more of an embarrassment to Cincinnati...

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Foreign Soccer Ref Running For His Life

We Americans are crazy about our Football, Basketball and Baseball, be we got nothing on those foreigners and their soccer. Yea sure once in a while you hear about parents of little leaguers getting into it, but have you ever seen someone chasing a ref out of the park? I mean I couldn't stop laughing when the ref jumped over the wall like he was about to get murder...

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USA vs Mexico Friendly Recap 8/10/11

In a half empty stadium on a Wednesday night in Philly a new era in American soccer came to be. But USA came out the way they left at the end of 2011 Gold Cup final. Slow, predictable, uncoordinated and with no lack of urgency. I swear it seemed like Mexico controlled 100% of the possession in the first half. More often than not USA had a 10 man back line going on against the oncoming Mexican pressure. When I saw the starting back line made of Fiscal and Boca, I was a little afraid. Because Boca...

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Wealthy duchess gives fortune away to marry

The Duchess of Alba, 85, is giving it all away so she can marry the man she loves. The duchess's six children were dubious about their mother's plans to marry Alfonso Diez, a civil servant who is 24 years younger. To help assuage their fears that the love may not be genuine, the duchess is going to give her fortune to her children. According to an article from the BBC, the duchess's six children had been against the wedding. Earlier this year, the duchess remarked, "Alfonso doesn't want anything....

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This Is Always A Little Awkward

Never make eye contact during this process, otherwise it becomes a little awkward for both of u...

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Wednesday Links: Damn It DeSean Jackson

Don't Want To Pass This One Up, Massive Jamie Eason Gallery  Dirk Nowitzki Has a Doppelganger  8 of the most secretly creepy TV character The 5 Most Embarrassing Dads  The John Stamos Guide to Cuddling My Favorite Super Hero Captain Save A Ho Wednesday: Hump Day Hotties Wednesday: Hump Day Booties Candice Swanepoel Is Playing Dress ...

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Five Indian policemen die during fitness test

Five Indian police constables died of heart attacks during a ten kilometre run as part of a selection test for promotion. A further 100 officers fainted during the trial in which they had to run 10 kilometres in less than ninety minutes in high monsoon temperatures. Some of those who collapsed said senior officers had shown no sympathy and had shouted abuse at them as they laid on the ground. Police recruitment managers said the deaths and the high number of men who collapsed highlighted...

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“Untitled” (Snippet) – Black Star: Mos Def x Talib Kweli

This little joint was dropped by  Mos Def on his facebook page. Madlib_Mos+Talib_Untitled by ...

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Shaq's Normal Looking Midget Girlfriend

Well I know what everyone is thinking, she doesn't have to get on her knees. And I know what else you are thinking. Shaq's into midgets because he doesn't have a choice. Well I'm here to tell you, that he does have a choice but he doesn't like his choices. ...

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Who Gets More Love? 30 Year Old Son vs Old Minivan

An angry driver intentionally drove his father’s minivan into a Central Park pond this afternoon, sending picnickers and sun-worshippers fleeing in panic. "F--k that car!" the driver — whom cops identified as Anthony Romo, 30 — told an eyewitness of the green Nissan Quest. "It’s my father’s car. He loves that car more than he loves me,"he said, echoing a line from the classic "Ferris Bueller’s Day Off." He faces reckless driving and reckless endangerment charges. NYPOST What in the world...

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Bengals Release Their First Depth Chart Of Preseason

 I don't see any big surprise on the offensive side of things. Ok, maybe a little surprised that Andre "big boy" Smith is the starting RT, since he has been off to such a bad start in Cincinnati. Anyway I hope this year he breaks out of his slump. No brainer with A.J.Green and Jerome Simpson as the starting WR's. LDE is Robert Geathers? WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT? Did I miss something? I'm not sure what the strategy is because Dunlap had a better season last year than Geathers has had for the...

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