Looks like I'm the last man on planet earth to figure out that A.J. got a hot ass girlfriend. And if you don't know who this chick is, she's an R&B signer named Miranda Brooke.
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Michael Jordan High As Fuck
Don't tell me the best baller in the history of basketball ain't high as a kite.&nb...
The 2012 Bengals Draft Class
Overall we can agree, the Bengals 2012 draft class was pretty solid. But before we get into the draft, I have to say what a travesty that Kellen Moore of Boise State didn't get drafted. That kid has won more games as a QB than any other QB in the history of college football.
Now lets talk about the Bengals.
There were several needs the Bengals had to address. Starting with defensive backs, offensive line, WR, and defensive line. The good thing is, the Bengals had a boat...
2012 Cincinnati Bengals Jersey By Nike
Yeah, I know I'm like a month late on this. So here it is, the new Bengals jersey by Nike. So my first impression is, well it looks kind of like last years jersey. I don't see much of a change. But the closer I look, I can see all the minor design changes that Nike has made. Which overall, makes the jersey looks more smooth and streamlined. Sure, there is a bunch of technical details to the jersey that makes it more lightweight, but who cares about that crap.
In the end, no one will mistake...
Breast Implants Divide Bengals Locker Room
No, no I'm not talking about Andre Smith. I'm talking about the Ben-Gals. According to the oldest cheerleader in history Laura Vikmanis, the locker room is divided by girls with real melons and bolt on's.
"The most prominent division on the Ben-Gals is not between the young girls and the older girls but between the Real Boobs and the Fake Boobs," she told the Cincinnati Enquirer
I know for a fact my girl @alysonjordan is on the natural side of things. Don't worry, I pledge to make it...
Music: Stann Smith (Feat. P3-HeartagraM) - What's the Hurry?
Every time I get spamed with with something, I can't find the delete button fast enough. But for once I am happy to be spamed. This joint flows nicely and had my head bobbing...
Tyler Perry's House of Payne Doesn't Suck
There has been only two sitcoms based of Black family that I have enjoyed watching. First was Family Matters and the second was Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Now there might be a third one.
Tyler Perry's House of Payne is pretty damn hilarious. But on the other hand Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns is a dumb fucking show, and I have no idea why the re-runs are still on TV. Sure both show got a loud Black father, but for some reason it only works on House of Payne and not Meet The Brown...
Asian Girl Can't Take A Footlong
I can't believe this part of the Subway commercial hasn't been gif'd to death. I mean clearly she looks like she can't take a footlong. It looks like a scene from some porn flick. Little Asian girl freaking out 'cause she saw a big black don...
Reason For Jeremy Lin's Popularity
I don't know what to say about Jeremy Lin that hasn't already been said. But I will say this, the one major reason he is getting so much attention is because he is of different race. I will give you an example, there is a guy in NY that was an undrafted free agent, who lead his team to a Super Bowl win. I guarantee he ain't getting this much love from the media. Sure the huge interest in Lin is generated from overseas especially from Taiwan, and China. But the American...
Alex Morgan poses in bodypaint for SI
Source: ca.sports.yahoo.com via G on Pinterest
Finally the Gods have heard our prayers. Sure Hope Solo in ESPN Body magazine issue was a nice treat for U.S. soccer fans, but this is what we all really wanted.
You know most guys watch the women's soccer games just see this pretty face run around and score goal...
Those Darn Pot Smokers
Millions and millions of people around the country and world wants to decriminalize marijuana and make it legal.
But the U.S. being the way it is, always does things backwards. For someone reason lawmakers always think weed is somehow much worse than alcohol. Anyone and everyone with an ounce of sense knows that's not true. Study after study has found marijuana not only to be non dangerous, but actually has tons of medicinal value. Anyway here is a stat from 2009 that...
The Cheerleader vs The Blogger: Super Bowl Picks
The divisional playoffs was some of the best football of the season. So, I'm hoping the Super Bowl exceeds my expectations. I think the Giants can easily win this game. Not only do they have a very good, and fast defense their offense can put up some points. I believe Tom Brady will struggle vs. the Giants defense as he did against the Ravens D.
Last week:
Cheerleader: 0-2
Blogger: 2-0
Season Record:
Cheerleader: 51-44
Blogger: 56-39
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Bengals 2012 NFL Draft Picks
Guess what folks? The Super Bowl has not even been played but hundreds of mock drafts are already out.
Tonight I'm bored and I need something to post about. So lets talk some NFL draft.
Don Banks of SI has done his mock draft for the fist round, and with the 17th pick the Bengals select.
ZING!!
Anyway, I like the pick of Trent Richardson, since I highly doubt Cedric Benson will be back, as he is a free agent. I'm just not sure if he still be available at #17. I know RB's are not...
The Cheerleader vs The Blogger: NFL Picks Conference Championship
There was some great games during the divisional playoffs. I the back of my mind I had a feeling the 49ers could stop the Saints but I had no clue that Alex Smith would be balling out of control. In the other upset it was pretty evident that the Giant could easily upset the Packers. Just good running game and great defense.
So what will we get during the Conference Championship games
Last week:
Cheerleader: 1-3
Blogger: 3-1
Season Record:
Cheerleader: 51-42
Blogger: 54-39
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Cincinnati Bearcats beat UConn Huskies With Late 3 Pointer
Usually I don't write stuff about Bearcats basketball. That's because I'm a one man show and I don't have time. So I will shamelessly ask, if any of you out there are interested in writing about Bearcats or Reds to contact me.
OK, let's get back to the game. Sean "killa" Kilpatrick with a 3-point dagger to beat UConn with 2.5 seconds left.
They took UConn's best punch in the second half, but that didn't keep 'em down. They bounced right back with their own punch. I'll be honest I was a little...
The Cheerleader vs The Blogger: NFL Picks Divisional Playoffs
Well the wild card weekend sucked for the Bengals nation. Just got dominated by the Texans.
And Tebow magic continues to shine. So what upset holds this weekend? I'm going with the Giant over Packers. Both teams are playing great football, but I'm going with the underdog.
Last week:
Cheerleader: 3-1
Blogger: 2-2
Season Record:
Cheerleader: 50-39
Blogger: 51-38
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Bengals Get Bounced By The Texans. Now What?
The Bengals got their ass kicked by the Texans in the wild card game. Sure it was embarrassing and frustrating to watch the way they played. But, like most Bengals fan, I'm not crying myself to sleep because, we all feel like they overachieved. And anytime the Bengals makes the playoffs it feels like we have already won th Super Bowl.
Sure the critics will say the Bengals only beat one team with a winning record..blah blah blah...but you know what they beat the teams...
The Cheerleader vs The Blogger: NFL Picks Wild-Card Weekend
The last week of the NFL season is behind us and your boy has taken home the regular season title with a 49-36 overall record. It wasn't easy to beat the cheerleader but I did it.
Now it's time for post season. I have all the faith in the world that the Bengals will win their first playoff game in over two decades. Hate me for this, but I have picked the Shitburg Steelers over Timmy "Jesus" Tebow. God help us all.
Last week:
Cheerleader: 1-4
Blogger: 3-2
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The Bengals Lose To The Ravens But Still Makes The Playoffs
This holiday season has been good to Cincinnati sports teams. The Bengals lost to the Ravens but still made the playoffs. The Bearcats beat Vanderbilt in the Auto Zone Liberty Bowl, and the men's Basketball team beat Pitt Panthers.
The Bengals have been in the playoffs two of the past three years. That's not so bad for a shitty franchise. Now it's time to win a playoff game. And they have a good chance to accomplish that task when they play the Texans.
Did anyone really think...
