Happy ending alleged at Eastgate Mall spa

Four people face prostitution charges in connection with a massage service that operated in Eastgate Mall for more than a year, police said Thursday.
Several undercover police officers visited the Union Township spa to gather evidence, Blankenship said.
Massages cost $10 for 10 minutes, Blankenship said. Customers who wanted inappropriate contact were billed in extra 10-minute increments. All were of Chinese ethnicity. A customer complaint about inappropriate contact and an anonymous tip prompted police to begin investigating in March. Cincinnati.com

Well damn, ain't that a shame. I swear, every time I walked past this spa I had a good feeling about this place. Now I'm just sad that I never went in for a massage.

Why is that 99% of these massage parlors are operated by Chinese people? Do they just love giving happy ending or something? It seems like it's built into every Chinese women's DNA to give a happy ending.
Every time I see a Chinese massage parlor, I'm automatically thinking they give happy endings in there.

But the worst part about this is, who would snitch on this place. That person should be ashamed, just ruining the good times for everyone else. Fuck you and your high morals.

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Barry Bonds Teammates Hated Him

The former “Nasty Boys” Reds reliever tells Fox Sports “Barfly” host/writer Mark Kriegel that Barry Bonds’ Pittsburgh Pirates teammates asked Reds pitchers to throw at Bonds. “When he was with the Pirates, his teammates would come to Norm Charlton and I and say, ‘We’ll give you a steak dinner if you hit him.’

Really? This is shocking.
It's always been 24 teammates, and Barry Bonds.

Remember when Bonds hit his 500th home run, only few people came out to greet him at the plate, it was the Giants bat girl, Bobby Bonds his father and his God father Willy Mays. That was about it, no one gives a shit about this asshole.

No one likes this big headed, self conceited diva. If his own teammates hate him, why should anyone else root for him?

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Reds Lose For The First Time In 2011

So how do I feel about the first loos of the season? For a minute, I thought the Reds would go 162-0. Now it looks like the Reds will go 161-1. I guess you can't win them all.

If the Reds can keep this pace up, it's going to be an extremely massive season.

Now it's time to take that trip out west and get some wins. I know that has been a challenge for the Reds for a long time. But this is the year we need to win consistently out on the west.

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Slut Walk In Toronto

The slut walk happened because a Toronto cop who warned women that dressing like sluts can attract sexual assault. Yea I understand that it was an inappropriate comment, but walking around in slutty clothing does not prove anything and it won't get your message across.

I honestly don't think people who rape, care about why you are marching or what clothes you are wearing, he still going to rape you.


To prevent being raped how about you females out there stop going out by your self. And don't go where you know it's not safe.

It's like if someone told me, don't go to the hood 'cause you might get robbed. So you know what I do, I don't go to the hood, I just drive through it really fast.

But on a side not, why is that when ever there is some kind of feminist protest it's always the ugly ones that come out? If you think I'm bullshiting  go look at the topeless march then tell me if I'm right or if I'm right.

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Teasing A Police Dog Is A Crime?

Ryan James Stephens of Mason was charged with that misdemeanor after a police officer said Stephens was "making barking noises and was hissing at the police dog inside of the car," a police report says.
 Officer Bradley Walker was outside the car investigating a car crash at the Mason Pub around 2:30 a.m. Sunday when he said he heard the animal "barking uncontrollably" in response to Stephens' alleged taunting.
"Timber (the dog) responded as trained and started to bark," the officer wrote. Walker alleges that he attempted to confront Stephens but Stephens walked away and ignored commands to stop. The officer said he did ask Stephens why he was harassing the animal, and Stephens replied, "The dog started it."

I honestly don't feel bad for this drunk at all. I just wished the dog would of  have gotten out of the car and chased his ass down and made him his bitch. Is there a worse group of people than drunk people? Even the dog hates drunk people.

This just totally reminds of the scene from Half Baked, when Kenny feeds Buttercup and gets arrested for it.
I mean who knew barking at a dog would get you charged with misdemeanor?

Anyway I don't see this coming out in the favor of the Timber, because Stephens said the dog started it, and how can you refute that claim? It's basically he said, dog said.

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Reds Sweep The Brewers To Open The Season

Aww what a good fucking feeling. The first sweep of the season, and it's against a division contender.
I have a feeling there will be few more sweeps coming this year. If the Brewers are supposed to be challenging the Reds for the division crown, well they might be in trouble after getting blasted 12-3 while getting 19 hits. I can't remember when I was this excited about Reds baseball.

It was three good days of baseball. First we had Ramon Hernandez walk off HR, then we had Cordero putting a little scare into everyone and today we had some dominant pitching by Arroyo and some damn good hitting by Ryan Haniga, Phillip, Stubbs and Rolen.

I'm not picking on Dusty Baker, but why wasn't Arroyo our opening day pitcher?

But the one thing I am little fucking pissed about is why there wasn't more people at GABP. Can we show a little bit more support? I mean I know they didn't win the NL last year, but they did win the Central division. So don't wait until September to pack the ball park.

Image: Joe Robbins/Getty Images

 

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