Oldest Player On Earth

"A Somali man who claims to be 112 years old has married for the sixth time, and he hopes to have children with his 17-year-old bride. Today God helped me realize my dream," groom Ahmed Muhamed Dore said. The bride, Safia Abdulleh, did not comment, but her family said she was "happy with her new husband" -- even though he is nearly a century her senior. Dore said he and his bride are from the same village, and he waited for her to grow up. "I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love, and then we agreed to marry," he said." news.aol.com Damn, I cant believe this brother...

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Clermont County Gone Wild

"The Cobra Club is now the second establishment in Clermont County to cater to swingers. What goes on inside the club, which opened in early October, is calculated to spice up the sex lives of middle-age married couples." news.cincinnati.com I'll be honest I didn't think Clermont County rolled like this. When I think of Clermont Co., I think of slow rednecks, conservatives and cow pastures. I have wondered what the hell goes in a club like this, and being in New Richmond I feel like its just bunch of middle aged, drunk skanks and fat dudes. That's why they need a place to like to spice up...

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This Mom Fights Fire With Fire

"A Long Island mother is accused of posting a sexually suggestive ad on Craigslist urging older men to call a little girl in a twisted case of alleged revenge. Social worker Margery Tannenbaum, of Hauppauge, is facing aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a child charges after allegedly giving sex-seeking men a 9-year old child's name phone number through the online posting. Her lawyer, Tad Scharfenberg, proclaimed her innocence after her court hearing Tuesday following her arrest last spring." wcbstv.com This has to be one of the saddest stories I have read in a while. First...

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Will UC Get Shafted?

I am praying that if we go undefeated we don't get the shaft like the 2008 Utah did. UC wins by 31 and loses three spots in the BCS computer rankings. The Bearcats kills Louisville with a QB who’d never started a college game and the BCS thinks thats not good enough? How the hell does that happened. If I'm not wrong, I think USC barely got by Oregon State at home, while UC handled them admirably at Oregon State. So how in the hell does USC pass UC in the BCS standing? No matter how you look at, everyone and their mother know that BCS has a sweet spot for big time programs....

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The Champ

This mofo is a champ and has the heart of a Lion. This is one of the best fights I have seen on youtube. This was basically a bad ass movie rolled up in two minutes. The dude standing up for his girl, then getting sucker punched, then coming back strong to lay down the law. To beat him you’re gonna have to kill him! To kill him you gotta have the heart to stand in front of him! And to do that you gotta be willing to die yourself. I'm telling you this dude eats Ali and shits Foreman. I cant believe the dude landed every single punch he was throwing. After watching this...

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Bengals vs. Bears re-cap

In the words of Dave Lapham, "man that was sweet.' In the words of my brother-in-law (Bears fan), "the Bengals are running through our defense like a cheap hooker" Going into the game, I had a feeling this would be Benson's game. And he didn't disappoint me or anyone at Paul Brown Stadium. The first five possession the offense laid the smack down on the Bears D. And after that it was down hill for Chicago. After what I saw from Zach Collaros yesterday, I didn't think it was possible...

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No. 5 Cats Roll Over UL

After the Bearcats beat the Cardinal like Chris Brown did Rihanna, shit I think it might have been a little worse than that. I was a little upset that we didn't put 70 or more on them. You could say I had a little revenge factor on my mind. From the start I had a lot of confidence in Coach Kelly and the offense. I knew we would still put mad points on the board with even with a new QB. I have to be honest, Zach Collaros was way better than I expected. It's almost like Texas Tech, no matter who the QB is, you knew they were gonna put up some number. So all props to Brian Kelly and his system....

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Saudi Arabia Is No Fun

"A Saudi court on Saturday convicted a female journalist for her involvement in a TV show, in which a Saudi man publicly talked about sex, and sentenced her to 60 lashes." news.aol.com Holy shit, talk about some tight ass holes over in Saudi. They are going all Indiana Jones on this chick. I thought I lived in a conservative city, but I be damned if something like that ever came to America. Talking about sex is about the only thing we are good at. People in America who wants more religion in our government, I hope this serves as an example of how bad shit can get in the name...

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Heads Up On DUI Checkpoint

"The Hamilton County OVI Task Force says it has canceled a DUI checkpoint for Friday night because it's supposed to rain all night. The checkpoint will be scheduled for next Friday, Oct. 30. Times and location will be released Oct. 29" news.cincinnati.com I'm not sure if I'm following this correctly. I thought the whole purpose of a DUI checkpoint was to catch people under the influence while operating a motor vehicle. Not to give them a heads up, so they can go around it. This shit's crazy, its like the police calling up a suspect and telling that person to stay put while they come over....

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Rio de Janeiro

"The death toll from bloody clashes in Rio de Janeiro is up to 25 after authorities found more bodies. Most of the victims were suspected members of drug trafficking gangs. A police helicopter was also downed by gunfire as gangs fought for territory, just two weeks after Rio won the 2016 Olympics. Three officers aboard died." content.usatoday.net It back to business in Rio after the week long celebration for pulling in the 2016 Summer Olympics. Rio puts Detroit, Cincinnati and LA to shame....

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Get Out Of Kentucky

"Kentucky leads the nation in its rate of children's deaths involving abuse or neglect." nky.cincinnati.com Does this really come as a shock? Not to me, if you have driven into the heart of Kentucky you would this is true. I had an ex-girl who's family was from Crittenden, KY, man I was nervous every time I went out there. I never knew if I was going to make it back alive. All you see is row after row of trailer park, I bet you see more trailer park homes in KY than actual homes. The reason Kentucky leads the nation in children's death could be because of its strict conservative...

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Bengals vs. Texans re-cap

This game was a tale of two half's, first half was even and the second half looked like the picture above. The Bengals couldn't get anything going, through the air or on the ground. I think we should of had our way with one of the worst rush defenses in the NFL, but for some reason it didn't work. The Bengals did not play with a lot of focus, I had a feeling this would be a trap game coming after the big emotional win over Baltimore. You have to give where credit is due, the Texans...

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One For The High School Teacher

"It took jurors only 70 minutes to find fired Dayton High School teacher Nicole Howell not guilty of having sex with a 16-year-old student who played football. Howell was facing up to five years in prison if found guilty of first-degree sexual abuse for allegedly having sex with the student four or five times last fall at her MainStrasse apartment. The student, now 17, testified at the four-day trial that he showed up at Howell’s place drunk one time and that she provided vodka other times. While...

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Onion video of the week

I got my money on the horse. Yea know what you knuckle heads are thinking, that Evander is quicker with his hands. But you gotta realize the horse can take a punch and keep on coming just like Evanders former opponent the ugly Nikolay Valuev. If you guys seen that fight you know The Real Deal Holyfield was all over Nikolay Valuev, but in the end it wasn't enough. Plus, have you ever met a horse that didn't show up when it mattered the most e.g. Sea biscuit, Sylvester, The Black Stallion just to name a few. I think the deciding factor for this fight is not the fighters but their managers,...

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Bengals vs. Ravens re-cap

I know game has been diced and sliced since Sunday, but I wanna put my two cents in. All I know is that Zimmer is a beast, and the defense is playing like one too. Week after week, the Bengals are keeping me at the edge of my seat. I wont complain as long as they keep winning games. I could care less how they do it. I'm not sure where this Bengals team compare to other teams from the past, but I do know they play hearts out for 60 minutes and at this point thats all anyone can ask from them. Even...

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Dumb Mofo

"According to court records, Alonzo White, 26, was walking down Linn Street in the West End when he accidentally shot himself in the left foot."  wcpo.com This man right here is an idiot, he should of been watching the news and keeping up on the latest headline. After what happed to Plaxico Burress, I figured rest of America took notes, I guess I was wrong, because this idiot figured he can one up on Plaxico. Get this straight son, you are no Plaxico, when it comes to taking lead...

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Ohio pediatrician accessed porno

"A police detective says the computer of a southwest Ohio pediatrician accused of child sex crimes had been used to access pornographic Web sites. Cincinnati Police Detective David Ausdenmoore also says he found payments had been made to a discreet billing service for a site providing video and audio chat with live models performing sex acts." content.usatoday.net Damn it Doc. I told you delete those temporary files on your computer. I also told you not to pay for this shit. How many times have I sent you links to free sites? Seriously Doc. thats pretty gross, for God sake your a pediatrician....

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Cleveland Browns Suck

"Cleveland Browns defensive coordinator Rob Ryan says Cincinnati kicker Shayne Graham missed his winning 31-yard field goal in overtime last week." sportsillustrated.cnn.com Shut the F'up. Are you serious, your gonna bring that garbage in? Mr. Ryan you don't have to feel like you need to come up with more excuses as to why the Brownies lost. The Browns lost because your head coach is loser, that the only excuse you need. Lets be honest, the Browns had a chance to win this game. So please Mr. Ryan STFU. The only thing you gotta know is this, we came to Cleveland and robbed your house and...

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Thats all you got?

"An 80-year-old Ohio man is recovering from a week in which he was beaten during a home invasion and then shot while trying to learn about guns." fox19.com What a shitty way to end your week. This guys just cant get a break. Maybe this is a sign that God's calling you my friend. So lets not fight it any longer, just take it in stride. We all gotta go sometime. On the other hand this 80 year old bastard is tough as they come. If I was pistol whipped and beaten up, shit I might not even get ...

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Eat me, eat me now

"woman who keeps exotic animals as pets was killed this evening after she was attacked by her pet black bear. Kelly Ann Walz, 37, was found with fatal injuries she received in the attack. Walz went inside the bear’s 15-by-15-foot steel and concrete cage to clean it and feed the bear. While she was inside, the 350-pound bear turned on Walz and killed her. Also kept at the house are a Bengal tiger and an African lion." lehighvalleylive.com Really? Is anyone surprised by this. I'm just surprised the tiger and lion didn't tag team her with the bear. This story sure has a familiar ring to it. All...

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