Ohio police say they've apprehended a wily white bank robber who threw them off the trail by disguising himself as a black person. Authorities say 30-year-old Conrad Zdzierak would rob the banks in a high-quality mask, then take it off as he drove to his next robbery target, confounding police on the lookout for a black man. He allegedly managed to hit four banks and a CVS within just three hours, ABC reports. His mistake? He never disguised his car. newser
Using his hatred of blacks to commit a crime, in which some unexpecting black would be hauled off to jail; I must say this is just pure brilliant.
For your own safety, I hope you keep wearing that black mask while locked up. Cause you know them black brothers are gonna have some fun with you. Follow @cilii_blog