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Friday Links
The sequel to last year’s wicked successful Mad Men parody, “MA Men.”
MA Men 2 from Joey McIntyre
Sexy photos no more.
Donkey video
God hates these kids.
197 reasons why women have sex, and only 3 for men.
Is she a female player?
Taking the first lady here sometime.
A real break up letter.
A true winner.
Reminds me of some of my roomate...
Do Not Mail Weed
"Police say they were waiting for 22-year-old Carlucci Jones as he went to the main post office on Dalton Street. Jones allegedly signed for a seven pound package of pot. Police stepped in and also found heroin on him."wcpo
D'oh! that's gotta be a bummer, I mean he probably thought he was so close to going home and lighting up a fat J.
I gotta be honest here, who hasn't thought about getting some weed through the mail. But of course everyone knows (besides this guy) you should never buy weed...
Thong Wearing Trespasser Arrested
"Brian Luedeker, 37, of Madeira, walked uninvited into a backyard in the 7300 block of Juler Avenue and masturbated while wearing a black thong, Madeira police wrote in a complaint filed with Hamilton County Municipal Court." news.cincinnati
First of all I want to thank Brian Luedeker of Madeira for giving me something to write about. I was starting to get bummed out, because nothing retarded was going on around Cincinnati lately; but now all that has changed.
Brain I'm not really sure...
Hello, I'm A Whale
Does anyone else get a kick out of this kind of news. I just love it when animals fuck shit up.
This should teach those bastards to never come around his block aga...
Indian Man Beaten And Forced To Marry
Take notes to all Indian men, never date a girl in India. It's fun chasing tails, but you might end up getting beaten up and dragged to the temple to get hitched.
Honestly I'm not even sure why the hell he's all going nuts, I personally think this chick is even too good looking for him. Hey bro, I got news for you, there is no fair skinned beauty coming to your flower shop, so take what you can get and enjoy the shit out of ...
Hairy Burger
An owner of a local Wendy's restaurant said a disgusting find in a hamburger is an isolated incident.Two fast-food restaurant employees at a Moundsville Wendy's were suspended from their jobs and charges are pending after a sheriff's deputy said he found pubic hair on his sandwich Sunday. According to the Marshall County Sheriff's Department, the deputy opened his sandwich and spotted a ball of pubic hair. 32-year-old Bender admitted to putting the hair on the food, and 20-year-old Monroe...
New Study, 13-Foot Pet Boa Kills
A 13-foot boa constrictor wrapped itself around its owner's neck and killed the man in his home, authorities said. An acquaintance found Ted Dres, 48, inside the snake's cage Saturday and called police, the Hamilton County Sheriff's office said. The snake was still strangling Dres when deputies arrived, and the officers had to work with members of an animal protection group to remove the reptile, the sheriff's office said. washingtonpost
Honestly I am so happy for this snake, People who...
Friday Links Posting It On Saturday
Who said Katy Perry is the da bomb?
I'm thinking old people strength is stroger than retard strength
What twilight is all about
Many reasons why America is the best
Kids these days are despreate.
I beg if your kid acts like this, please slap the shit out of t...
Kentucky Bans Texting While Driving, But It's Ok To Date Your Sister
Is this just a dumb law or what, because you know in Kentucky you can practically get away with just about anything.
I mean who really gives a shit about texting while driving? Doesn't law makers in Kentucky have better things to do than worry about texting. How about Kentucky's 99% unemployment rate or your dwindling economy?
Honestly I don't care about Kentucky or texting I just wanted to play this video because of Meghan Mongil...
Mel Gibson Ape Shit Rant
So this whole Mel Gibson ape shit rant has been going around for a week or so. And I have a feeling that every one is getting on Mel for this language, and I understand that. There was few occasions where he took it overboard.
But lets not forget what his overall message is. He is basically saying if you dress like a hoe and act like a hoe, you are a hoe. And you will probably get rapped. And I kind of think Mel is right.
And I don't think this bitch is an angel. Look how calm she is the whole time, she totally set him up.
PS. Bonus video of how badly Mel want a blow job...
High School Car Wash Girls Are Pissing Me Off
I honestly think there is a fundraising bikini car wash going on every day at my local grocery store (Krogers on Beechmont).
I am all about charity work and I do give a shit about stupid causes, but come on this is too much. I don't wanna drive up to Kroger and see 13 year old girls in their bikinis prancing around and begging to give a car wash. This shit just looks wrong and it just feels wrong, and I'm not even thinking anything dirty. I don't like seeing girls sell their barely post-puberty...
Friday Links
Joey Votto
This letter could turn me into a Cleveland Cavaliers fan.
I can dig this Twilight.
What Japan is all about.
Brings back the memories of his LSD days.
Real talk with Tiger Woo...
Tone It Down Bro
I'm at Ault park for the July 4th fireworks and this is what I see. Seriously what is this kid wearing, is this a glow in the dark shirt? I mean the only thing brighter than his shirt at the park was the fireworks. Tone it down a little b...
Old Chick Dresses Like Young Boy To Get With Young Girl
"Patricia Jean Dye, 31, of Franklin, is being held in the Butler County Jail on charges of corruption of a minor, importuning and three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor.
"She was pretending to be a young male – a teenage male – and in doing so, she arranged for and had sexual conduct with a teenage girl," said Matt Nolan, spokesman for the Warren County Prosecutor's Office. Detectives were the first to tell the victim her boyfriend was a woman. "When the victim found out......
Breaking News
My Lord its been freaking hot outside the last couple of days.
I feel like getting a bag of ice for my sack too...
Friday Links
Kid having a hard time with words.
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like my new vuvuzela shirt?
Funny guy
Real woman having real conversation about birth control
Baddest limbo e...
