First of all I want to thank Brian Luedeker of Madeira for giving me something to write about. I was starting to get bummed out, because nothing retarded was going on around Cincinnati lately; but now all that has changed.
Brain I'm not really sure what your situation is, you could be like a walking masturbator kind of like a sleep walker or you might have some kind of disorder, what ever the reason is, why in the world are you wearing a damn black thong? This ain't Europe son, this is good 'ol mid-west, that shit just don't fly here.
PS. I don't know who the hell that guy is, but I figured everyone needed some kind of visual. Follow @cilii_blog
