Huskies vs. Bearcats

Talk about the opening Big East play with a bang. These Huskies might not be good as the previous Huskies, but they are still very good. No one could of have asked for a better opening than what they got last night at Fifth Third Arena. Stephenson might not be John Wall, but he's still one of the best freshman players in the country. I still have no clue where this Bearcats team will end up, but if they got a a shot of making to the big dance, three wins over ranked teams early in the season has to help, I just hope they can keep up the pace with Rutgers in couple of days. What...

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Fun Side Of DUI

"Edward Hudson, 32, was going north on Interstate 71, near the Dana Avenue exit, He was driving 79 miles per hour in the 55 mph zone. He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated and child endangering. He also was charged when police discovered he had multiple driving suspensions. Hudson has had prior OVI convictions, police said. The five children, whose ages were not released, were taken in by relatives." news.cincinnati It all finally makes sense, Mr. Hudson was just trying to get some adrenaline rush, just like how white people like to get their...

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Bengals - Chiefs Re-Cap Week 16

(Photo by John Sommers II/Getty Images) An ugly game for sure, (53 yards in the half) but the fact is the Cincinnati Bengals are in the playoffs for the second time in 19 years, think about that for a minute. But I'll be honest, I am not thrilled like I was in 2005. I'm not sure what it is, it could be because the last week or so has been hard for the Bengals and their fans or it could be because the Bengals still does not play like a playoff bound team. Through out the week I felt like we...

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Father Of The Decade

A ROCKHAMPTON dad is accused of forcing his son to have sex with a prostitute because he feared the 14-year-old was gay. During a family barbecue around Christmas time in 2007, the dad allegedly phoned a prostitute and arranged to meet her at a motel on Yaamba Road, North Rockhampton. The father drove his son to the motel and paid the prostitute in $50 notes. The prostitute took the boy into a motel room while the father waited on a balcony. The boy’s mother testified she questioned the youngster...

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Holy Cow! That's No Dog

The massive pooch, who measures 7ft 3ins from nose to tail and weighs a staggering 245lb (111kg), could be a prime contender to take the title from former record holder Gibson, who died in August. David said: "He's very, very unique." George eats an unbelievable 110lb of food every month, and sleeps alone in his own QUEEN SIZE bed. The couple eventually had to evict him from their king size bed, when he grew too large for the three of them to share the same sheets. thesun Damn it George, I don't...

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FTW I'm Driving No Matter What

A Mason man who just served nearly four years in prison for driving drunk was ordered jailed Monday in lieu of $300,000 bail after being arrested on his 17th charge. Mr. Ante, who was arrested in West Chester Dec. 17, is charged with operating a vehicle while impaired, driving with a suspended license, refusing to take a breath test and a marked-lanes violation. Ante was driving despite a lifetime driving suspension, authorities said. news.cincinnati Talk about never giving up what you believe...

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Goshen Township More Twisted Than OTR

    "Two Goshen Township women were sentenced to prison Monday for conspiring to kill a young girl and her mother so they couldn’t testify in a rape case. Mary H. Woodrey, 50, Belinda L. Gray, 50, Michael P. Gray, 33, the son of Belinda Gray and fiancé of Woodrey, was sentenced Dec. 15 to life in prison without possibility of parole for raping the 6-year-old girl. He got another 20 years for hatching the plot to kill her and her mother so they couldn’t testify against him."news.cincinnati...

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Bengals vs. Chargers re-cap Week 15

(Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images) Oh Andre Caldwell  why do you make me hate you so much? This is your second strike, you already screwed up once against the Raiders, now you do it again against another AFC West team. Why do you do this to us us Andre? Should I say the Bengals fell just short of winning a game against the Chargers and clinching the AFC North or would that be an understatement. Seems like we cant beat any playoff contenting team outside of AFC North. I honestly...

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Nuts Ruined For The Columbian

Holy shit! I had to watch this couple of time, but I finally got to the nitty gritty to why he did this. It's basically his womans fault, instead of giving it up once or twice a week, she made the poor man cut off his own balls. What kind of selfish wife is she? Poor guy, you what I wish would of happened, I wish she would of have sewn her pussy up because obviously she's the one that had a problem giving it ...

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Kids Hate Cops

"Officials with Cincinnati Public Schools canceled the rest of the basketball season at Rees E. Price Academy this week in light of a melee involving as many as 20 students punching and kicking a Cincinnati police officer."news.cincinnati Now thats what I'm talking about, cancel the rest of the basketball for beating up a cop and trying to take his pistol. East Price Academy school being a predominantly a black school, so I say take away something black kids love, one being basketball. Now don't go calling me a racist, because I'm, but the truth is I'm equally...

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Chris Henry

I'm not sure I can say anymore than what everyone else has already said. It's a sad day when someone looses a life, but it's a bit for hurtful when it's someone that you root for. He might of just been a football player, but he was a hero to his kids. I remember the time when Mike Brown got Chris Henry back after they cut him, and everyone in the city was pissed off at Mike for doing that. Now all that seems kind of childish. I also want to take a moment to pay respect to a fallen hero, Cincinnati...

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Bearcats New Football Coach Is Butch Jones

The Enquirer/Gary Landers Talk about a Déjà vu, this has be a first in the history of college football. Kelly leaves Central Michigan, Jones take over, Kelly leaves Cincinnati, Jones take over. I really do feel bad for CM, we just keep invading CM for football coaches, but you know what if Jones has the success Kelly or Dantonio had at Cincinnati, you know damn well he's gonna book his flight out of Cincinnati. Yea he might of called this job "one of the premiere positions in the country", give...

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Watch Out, She Mad

Taneka Myrick was so mad at the father of her child in May she ran over him with her car. Then, she backed up and ran over him again. For that, Myrick, 33, of Highland Heights, Ky., was sent to prison Monday for two years by Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Jody Luebbers. "I didn't intend to hurt him," Myrick said Monday. "I was trying to leave and get away from the circumstances I was in." "You almost killed him," Luebbers said. "You didn't run over him once. You ran over him twice." news.cincinnati Now thats what I'm talking about, she was there to get the job done right. If you don't...

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Crosstown Shootout Lives Up To The Hype

What a great game between the Bearcats and the Musketeers, we had a little bit of everything in this game. Benches clearing, trash talking, overtime and last minute excietment. At the end of regulation and at the end of first overtime, it looked like the Cats were gonna pull one out at the Cintas Center. But like usual the Musketeers some how find a way to beat the Cats in their house. A word to my boy Stephenson's don't run your mouth if you cant run up the score, you getting 22 points from 19 shots is weak. Being a Bearcat fan, I was pissed off that we lost three straight to the Muskies, but...

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Bengals - Vikings Re-Cap Week 14

What a crappy week for football fans in Cincinnati, first we have the whole Brian Kelly saga and now we have the Bengals playing like its 2008. Maybe I shouldnt be too hard on the boys but come on, this was a playoff type game. I think the defense played great, even though the Vikings put up 30. What really got me bugging was the offense especially the pass offense, Vikings held Carson Palmer to a season-low 94 yards passing, WTF. I dont wanna give all the credit to Vikings defense, because...

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Touchdown Jesus Here I Come

Aww monkey crap, anywhere but ND was my first reaction. But you know what I am happy for Brian Kelly, and this is coming from a true Cincinnati Bearcat fan. If I said he was a traitor for leaving, in my mind I would be right along with thousand of other fans, but the truth of the matter is, I would be hater. Why should I wish him anything less than success at at his new job. Like someone just said on ESPN, if you go undefeated at UC you only earn the #3 spot in the BCS, but if you go...

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Attacking With The Meat

foxnews 53-year-old Dunnellon woman has been arrested after allegedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak.  I swear this is payback for the man attacking girlfriend with cheeseburger, think about it, both happened in Florida, both used beef as a weapon. If you read the whole news, you know all he wanted was a bread roll. I wonder if she told the officers, that he hit her with a raw sausage last nig...

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Onion video of the week

How could you not love Weezy, I am so happy Weezy is keeping drugs out of America. Shit I wish Weezy would of have won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Obama. Where the hell where you Kanye West? ...

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Where Is The Crosstown Shootout

 great read by Paul Daugherty Crosstown Shootout losing luster, but it got me thinking, I haven't even thought about the crosstown shootout this year.  Now I kind of feel bad about it, but in all fairness, UC has been sucking ass for the last 3 or 4 years. Then this year was out of control with local sports, the Bengals are on top of the game, UC football is hotter than  Eva Mendes. I'm a UC fan by heart, but I'll cheer for X when then are not in a Crosstown Shootout. But this year I haven't even thought about basketball. But thats no excuse for not to remember about...

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Husband Signs Death Contract

"The 32-year-old man, who was named by the Chongqing Evening News as Mr Zhang, took the unusual step after suffering intense abuse from his wife, who studies kung fu. "I don't want to beat him, but arguments are inevitable and I can't help myself," his wife told the newspaper. She added that in the week before they signed the deal, she had beaten him up three times. In order to curb his wife's aggression, Mr Zhang proposed signing a contract in front of his in-laws. If his wife breaches the...

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Bengals vs. Lions re-cap Week 13

si I'm so happy this is not the BCS, otherwise Bengals would have a hard time making it to the playoffs. Because the Bengals are lacking on style points, excepts for Chads sombrero after the touchdown. I'm so torn between the wins and the lack execution, I get pissed off when we don't play as efficiently as a  9-3 team needs to play, we keep getting silly penalties and keeps turning it over. But on the other hand we keep getting win. So in the end I guess nothing matter except for the W's. If...

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Bearcats (12-0, 7-0)

I walked away from the TV after Dion Lewis put Pitt ahead 44-38 with 1:36 remaining on a 5-yard run. In my mind I felt like if this was destiny and if they are meant to go undefeated they will come back and win this game. This game was littered with big plays, and I swear this is one of the best games I have seen in a long time. Take nothing away from Pitt, they played a great game but this had to be our game. Who does the game ball go to Mardy, Pike, Binns or coach Kelly? I say give the game...

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Jealous Wife Fo Sho

The mother of three allegedly set fire to the genitals of her husband, Satish Narayan, in December last year. Mr Narayan suffered major burns and died several weeks later. The fire also gutted the family's suburban Unley home leaving a damage bill of about $1 million. A previous court hearing heard Narayan had told neighbours: ``I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen.'' news.com. I...

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Tiger Woods Y'all

Gerald Posner of THE DAILY BEAST reports that if Tiger Woods wants to keep Elin Nordegren as his wife, it will cost him $5 million now, and up to $55 million in just two more years. Is it me or does everyone kind of hated Tiger Woods even before all these stories broke out, I kind of hated Tiger for a long time, he just looked like a douche bag. For once I am taking a womans side, I say it sucks for all the shit Elin and her kid has to go through. I wouldn't be surprised if Elin did beat tiger with a 9 iron after crashing the car. Shit you know thats why he was in a hurry to get...

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Timeout for Relationship Status Update

I swear these bitches stole my idea, I thought of this like two months ago. I figured this would be one more way I can piss of my mother-in-law (future). I am so freaking pissed off right n...

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Bengals vs. Browns re-cap Week 12

si Is it me or even with an 8-3 record and the sweep of the toughest division in AFC, we are still looked at as an underdog. Like Brian Kelly said at the end of the day all anyone care about is a win, and I agree, I wish we could hang 50 on the Browns but I'm not sweating it, especially when our defense is playing like its is. Every time I watch the game, there is one guy that keeps popping up every where and that dude is Brandon Johnson, that guy is ever where trying to make plays. Its gonna be...

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Bearcats Remains Unbeaten

I wonder how everyone around the Country feels about the ass whopping Illinois got today from the Bearcats. Are they thinking this is a good team worthy of a BCS National Championship game or do they think we have a good offense with an average Defense. Don't get me wrong I love watching this team and I feel like they will win every game they play. But I'm gonna call it like it is, we let a shitty Illinois team put 36 on us. That is not a champion ship caliber team, period. I don't care how good...

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Starting Point At Maui

The Bearcats came out of the EA Sports Maui Invitational with two wins over ranked teams, but then in the Championship game the Bearcats let a 10 point second-half lead slip away and lost to Gonzaga, 61-59, in overtime. This was a frustrating game to watch toward the end of the 2nd half and in OT. I still don't know why we kept jacking up 3-pointer when we have three guys that can handle the ball and get some penetration. With three refs on the floor, I guess non of those blind jackasses saw that Gates was hacked on the last play of regulation. I'm not sure if this is a team that will score...

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Coach Kelly Will You Stay?

“This is the silly season. We’ve been having this conversation for the last two years. It will continue to happen while I’m at the University of Cincinnati, because nobody thinks that Cincinnati is a destination job.’’ cincinnati.com Those words were uttered by Coach Brain Kelly sometime ago. I just wanted to re-visit this subject, because Wise has pretty much gave ND permission to fire him and Urban Meyer has pledged his love for the Gator nation. Will Coach Kelly come out and make...

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This Just Makes Me Proud

"Hunters are donating more venison to strapped food banks as Ohio and other states offer financial aid aimed at managing high deer populations. It's a much-needed boost for pantries struggling to meet rising demand. Groups like Farmers and Hunters Feeding the Hungry and Safari Club International have promoted venison donations to pantries in Ohio and other states, but processing and packaging costs deter hunters, especially in tough economic times." ms...

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I'll Kill You, Then I'll Marry You

"A couple jailed for trying to kill each other have vowed to marry when they get out of prison. Lea O, 25, from Split, stabbed her boyfriend Stevo K, 28, from the northern town of Novska, after he almost beat her to death during a furious row, tabloid 24 Sata reported." croatiantimes I swear this is true love, this is what more couples should do before they get married, they should almost kill each other first and see if one can forgive the other. This way they will know, no matter what...

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Badass Kangaroo

"A kangaroo startled by a man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs. The Australian, Chris Rickard, was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat." newsvine A total badass in the animal kingdom, we might have to pull up a chair for the Kangaroo next to the Lions, Bears and Tigers. Why would anyone piss off a sleeping Kangaroo,...

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Bengals vs. Raiders re-cap Week 11

SI Holy crap what happened between the Bengals and the Raiders, that was one of the ugliest football game I have seen in a while. I don't even know where to begin, the worst division in the NFL beats up the best division. The only reason I'm not steaming mad is because Steelers lost today. It feels like each time we play a team, we only play up to the level of our opponent. It seems like we only do enough just to win the game (except the Bears game), why cant we put the game away by the end of...

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Caught With Pants Down

"A witness informed a police officer at the Boone County Library that there was a man on a computer masturbating watching a wrestling video." wcpo First of all I want to thank my Southern neighbor Kentucky for another golden nugget. Is it me or does this just seems like a normal day at the public library, he just happened to get caught. I swear I have seen guys watching porn with no concern. I mean who can blame him, he was probably watching the Hulk Hogan vs. Ultimate Warrior WWF Title Match...

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Charlie Coles Getting Feisty

This is why Charlie Coles is the man, a living legend in the SW corners of Ohio. I'm just happy that he didn't have a heart attack when douche bag Dick Gabriel asked that question. Keep it going coach Col...

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Man Sues Officers For Moving His Porn

"An Okeana man is suing after he says a Butler County sheriff's deputy, a state wildlife officer, and another officer violated his civil rights. James alleges that during the four-hour search, the officers moved his pornography collection. He says the officers turned on some sex toys and played some porn tapes, putting them in plain sight." wcpo Guns, porno magazines, sex toys, sounds like we need to call in the Hazmat squad. In all seriousness how could they violate his civil right to hide his porno? I just cant believe what this world is coming too, when a normal person just cant keep his magazines...

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Fight The Repo Man

"An Ohio man was accused of striking a repo man with his car when he tried to take it back after it was repossessed. Police said 41-year-old Charles Alexander was arrested late Saturday near his home in the small town of Silverton, near Cincinnati. He was held without bond Monday on a felony charge of attempted vehicular assault." newsvine wcpo I love this story, I am just sad that he didn't get away with his car. Don't anyone know that a car is a black mans mecca, you just cant take...

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Onion video of the week

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck Oh damn, when will the day come where Glenn Beck is not on television any more? Don't be surprised if you see this bitch at a cross burning and white hoods wearing ral...

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Bengals vs. Steelers re-cap Week 10

SI If you ain't drinking that orange Who Dey cool aid yet, you better start soon. On this God given Sunday, the boys from Cincinnati had a bigger pair of nuts and they were busting through the steel curtain. I loved the swagger the defense brings to the field every time, Brandon Johnson that brother was out of control in this game. It seemed like they were calling his name left and right. When Odom went out, I started to wonder where the sacks where the sacks gonna come from. I knew Michael Johnson...

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Cincinnati Bearcats Squeeze One Out

SI From blowouts early in the season, to last minute games late in the season. Second straight week, Bearcats found itself needing an onside recovery to seal the deal.  Should I start to worry or should I just be happy that the Bearcats and still undefeated.  With Pike coming in for red zone snaps, should we automatically assume that he will be the starter against Illinois? We all saw Zach Collaros make some terrible mistakes last night, which kept game close, if those turnovers...

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Bengals Hater

"School officials in Hamilton put eighth-grader Dustin Reader into in-school suspension Monday when he showed up with the new hairstyle in tribute to the Bengals' good season. The school says its code of conduct prohibits extreme and distracting hairstyles." cincinnati.com So let me get this straight, he got an in school suspension for putting a B on the back of his head? Come on school sup with that, I know he is a lil wigger but, this doesn't look like that big of a distraction. I grantee if...

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Andre Smith

tonybruno Is it me or does Andre Smith mid section look like a cross between JarJar and an Octopus? So let’s say you’re a rookie tackle (already known for being flaky) who is selected by the Bengals and you hold out through training camp. What do you do during that time? Apparently you don’t exercise and close down every Sizzler in the Cincinnati area. And to make matters worse, you come into camp out of shape and tipping the scales at 370. Then you promptly break your foot. Could it be the fact...

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Dirty Chimp

I am officially speechless after watching this video. And for anyone out there that doesn't get this video, you need to go talk to you daddy about the birds and the bees. And for God sake get that whinny lil bastard out of there, cause I'm trying to enjoy this damn video. So that has to be the unluckiest frog ever, right? This has to be the worst thing ever, being trapped by a monster 100x your size as it just inserts its bouncy genitals into your mouth over and over. guy...

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Marvin Lewis Defends

"Jerome is doing everything he can to try to prove that he can get out there and make productive plays for us,” Lewis said. When asked if he had any second thoughts about taking Simpson with the 46th overall pick instead of Philadelphia’s DeSean Jackson, who went three picks later. Lewis said “DeSean is a fine, fine player. He’s done a great job. I’m comfortable with the way — we had them both as going to be great players, and I still feel that about Jerome.” cincinnati.com Come on Marvin WTF, just say what the rest of the country is thinking. We all have to admit to things that didn't work out...

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Crack Pipe

"Police say they have arrested a man who allegedly tried to stab his girlfriend and then set her on fire, all because of a crack pipe." newstalkradiowhio.com What people don't realize is that crack pipe is expensive, I'm not talking about that aluminum foil shit. You know how hard it is to come up with some loot to buy this crack pipe, and this bitch goes and messes around with it. Just reading this article got my blood all boiled up. I'm surprised this bitch lived, If it was me she...

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Korean Lady Still Cant Drive

"A woman in South Korea who tried to pass the written exam for a driver's license with near-daily attempts since April 2005 has finally succeeded on her 950th time." msnbc Whats worse than a female driver? An Asian female driver. I feel like I should be happy for her, because she was so damn persistent about it. But on the other hand I feel sorry for her, because we all know she's so damn old that she might die tomorrow. But to be serious it doesn't matter if she passed with a 100% mark, I still...

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Intense Shagging

"A couple's nightly sex sessions were making their neighbours' lives' hell, a court heard today. Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" and drowned out their neighbours' televisions. But it was not just the neighbours who were up in arms about the noise coming from their terraced house in Hall Road, Concord, Washington, Tyne and Wear - even the local postman and a woman who walked past the house taking her child to school complained. Neighbours said the Cartwrights sex sessions would usually start around midnight and last for two or three hours, every...

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Controversy?

All I'm here around Cincinnati is that there is a QB controversy at UC. And I'm thinking to myself what controversy, there is no controversy. Collaros is playing out of his mind right now so you stick with game. This does not mean that Collaros is better than Pike or Pike is better than Collaros. It just means Collaros got the hot hand right now and lets just move forward with that momentum, instead of slowing down and messing around with both QB's mentality. What we need to worry about is how is UC's D-Line gonna handle a bigger O-Line, because if we cant stop the run it wont batter...

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Bengals vs. Ravens re-cap Week 9

bengals.com Great sports weekend in Cincinnati, first the Bearcats squeak one out and on this great Sunday the Bengals do it again. Conquering AFC north like Genghis Khan. I thought the rematch was gonna be full of plays everywhere, but the only one making plays where the Bengals. Still perfect in AFC North, A 17-7 smash mouth win over the Baltimore. For some reason, I feel like the game was made closer than what the score displays. We were kicking ass on both sides of the line. But for...

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The Legend Of Zack

si.com How does the game against Connecticut  go from being a behind the shed ass whopping to an almost massive upset. This was a fun ball game to watch. Gotta give credit to the Huskies for fighting back and almost giving me a heart attack. Now I know what all you geniuses out there are thinking, who do we start for the next game, Pike or Collaros. Don't worry, Mr.Brown's got the answer, coach Kelly's gotta with the hot hand. Collaros is lighting it up like it's Christmas. Why wait...

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End Of The MLS Road

My first mobile blog. And its right after the Columbus crew lost to real salt lake. I watched the whole thing, for some reason in Spanish, and it sounded pretty good. I am sure most will agree with me and blame this one on Robert Warzycha, he should of have played his best players @ Salt Lake City. But my man crush on the legendary Guillermo Barros Schelotto went to a new level today. I am defiantly naming my kid after him. Today was a big disappointment from my bro Frankie Hejduk, he got beat twice. It does not matter if the PK was a bad call or not, he should of have never put himself at the...

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Diaper Wearing Woman

"A Pennsylvania woman was awarded $150,000 in a discrimination suit claiming she had to wear diapers to work due to a lack of toilets. Lisa Drozdowski, 37, had to wear adult diapers while she was working as a flagger for the company in 2005 because officials refused to provide portable toilets. Drozdowski said her bathroom breaks, which involved walking a quarter mile to her car and driving several minutes to the nearest restroom, often came after she had already urinated on herself." upi.com This is exactly the reason, you don't give females these types of job. But if you don't give them...

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Paraguayan President Is A Player

"A third woman has filed a paternity claim against Paraguay's Roman Catholic bishop-turned- president.  Asked whether the latest claim would tarnish the president's image, Interior Minister Rafael Filizzola replied, "We must not mix personal affairs with government business.We have hired a lawyer to deal with this type of issue and avoid getting the government involved." usatoday.net Now this is how you roll if you are the Chief and Commander. He is single handily trying to raise the population of Paraguay. And I must admit he is succeeding one at a time. I'm sure you all remember Miss Monica...

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WTF Story

"Two men were convicted Thursday on rape and other charges stemming from an attempt to get even over a stolen cell phone. Gamble accused the victim of stealing his cell phone and swore to get even, according to court documents. Gamble and Lovett thought up a scheme where Lovett went online to a local gay chat room to meet the man and invite him over for sex. As Lovett and the victim were on the bed, Gamble came out of the closet carrying a gun and a video camera, telling the victim “I told you I was going to get you” for stealing the phone. Gamble put a gun to the man’s head, Lovett stuffed socks...

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Big Boy Returns

"Bengals first-round pick Andre Smith finally got to hit someone on Monday. More than anything, though, Smith said he's going to be happy to go out and hit somebody. "That's what they drafted me for," Smith said." cnati.com No Mr. Smith, we drafted you to eat pancakes and cheeseburgers. Get your ass on the field and make us proud. Just try not to bite anyone while you are blocking. WHO DEY!...

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Breathalyzer Costume

"dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk." yahoo.com After looking at this tool, how could you not laugh. I'm sure he did it for the same reason as hot chicks who wear slutty outfits during Halloween, because they are what they wear....

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No Apple Pie For Me?

"Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men. A LUCKLESS romeo has sued cosmetics firm Lynx after he failed to land a girlfriend during seven years of using their products. Vaibhav said in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me." dailyrecord.co.uk Where the fuck is the Axe effect? This mans been waiting for over seven years to get some ass. So I think he has every right to...

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Oldest Player On Earth

"A Somali man who claims to be 112 years old has married for the sixth time, and he hopes to have children with his 17-year-old bride. Today God helped me realize my dream," groom Ahmed Muhamed Dore said. The bride, Safia Abdulleh, did not comment, but her family said she was "happy with her new husband" -- even though he is nearly a century her senior. Dore said he and his bride are from the same village, and he waited for her to grow up. "I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love, and then we agreed to marry," he said." news.aol.com Damn, I cant believe this brother...

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Clermont County Gone Wild

"The Cobra Club is now the second establishment in Clermont County to cater to swingers. What goes on inside the club, which opened in early October, is calculated to spice up the sex lives of middle-age married couples." news.cincinnati.com I'll be honest I didn't think Clermont County rolled like this. When I think of Clermont Co., I think of slow rednecks, conservatives and cow pastures. I have wondered what the hell goes in a club like this, and being in New Richmond I feel like its just bunch of middle aged, drunk skanks and fat dudes. That's why they need a place to like to spice up...

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This Mom Fights Fire With Fire

"A Long Island mother is accused of posting a sexually suggestive ad on Craigslist urging older men to call a little girl in a twisted case of alleged revenge. Social worker Margery Tannenbaum, of Hauppauge, is facing aggravated harassment and endangering the welfare of a child charges after allegedly giving sex-seeking men a 9-year old child's name phone number through the online posting. Her lawyer, Tad Scharfenberg, proclaimed her innocence after her court hearing Tuesday following her arrest last spring." wcbstv.com This has to be one of the saddest stories I have read in a while. First...

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Will UC Get Shafted?

I am praying that if we go undefeated we don't get the shaft like the 2008 Utah did. UC wins by 31 and loses three spots in the BCS computer rankings. The Bearcats kills Louisville with a QB who’d never started a college game and the BCS thinks thats not good enough? How the hell does that happened. If I'm not wrong, I think USC barely got by Oregon State at home, while UC handled them admirably at Oregon State. So how in the hell does USC pass UC in the BCS standing? No matter how you look at, everyone and their mother know that BCS has a sweet spot for big time programs....

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The Champ

This mofo is a champ and has the heart of a Lion. This is one of the best fights I have seen on youtube. This was basically a bad ass movie rolled up in two minutes. The dude standing up for his girl, then getting sucker punched, then coming back strong to lay down the law. To beat him you’re gonna have to kill him! To kill him you gotta have the heart to stand in front of him! And to do that you gotta be willing to die yourself. I'm telling you this dude eats Ali and shits Foreman. I cant believe the dude landed every single punch he was throwing. After watching this...

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Bengals vs. Bears re-cap

In the words of Dave Lapham, "man that was sweet.' In the words of my brother-in-law (Bears fan), "the Bengals are running through our defense like a cheap hooker" Going into the game, I had a feeling this would be Benson's game. And he didn't disappoint me or anyone at Paul Brown Stadium. The first five possession the offense laid the smack down on the Bears D. And after that it was down hill for Chicago. After what I saw from Zach Collaros yesterday, I didn't think it was possible...

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No. 5 Cats Roll Over UL

After the Bearcats beat the Cardinal like Chris Brown did Rihanna, shit I think it might have been a little worse than that. I was a little upset that we didn't put 70 or more on them. You could say I had a little revenge factor on my mind. From the start I had a lot of confidence in Coach Kelly and the offense. I knew we would still put mad points on the board with even with a new QB. I have to be honest, Zach Collaros was way better than I expected. It's almost like Texas Tech, no matter who the QB is, you knew they were gonna put up some number. So all props to Brian Kelly and his system....

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Saudi Arabia Is No Fun

"A Saudi court on Saturday convicted a female journalist for her involvement in a TV show, in which a Saudi man publicly talked about sex, and sentenced her to 60 lashes." news.aol.com Holy shit, talk about some tight ass holes over in Saudi. They are going all Indiana Jones on this chick. I thought I lived in a conservative city, but I be damned if something like that ever came to America. Talking about sex is about the only thing we are good at. People in America who wants more religion in our government, I hope this serves as an example of how bad shit can get in the name...

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Heads Up On DUI Checkpoint

"The Hamilton County OVI Task Force says it has canceled a DUI checkpoint for Friday night because it's supposed to rain all night. The checkpoint will be scheduled for next Friday, Oct. 30. Times and location will be released Oct. 29" news.cincinnati.com I'm not sure if I'm following this correctly. I thought the whole purpose of a DUI checkpoint was to catch people under the influence while operating a motor vehicle. Not to give them a heads up, so they can go around it. This shit's crazy, its like the police calling up a suspect and telling that person to stay put while they come over....

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Rio de Janeiro

"The death toll from bloody clashes in Rio de Janeiro is up to 25 after authorities found more bodies. Most of the victims were suspected members of drug trafficking gangs. A police helicopter was also downed by gunfire as gangs fought for territory, just two weeks after Rio won the 2016 Olympics. Three officers aboard died." content.usatoday.net It back to business in Rio after the week long celebration for pulling in the 2016 Summer Olympics. Rio puts Detroit, Cincinnati and LA to shame....

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Get Out Of Kentucky

"Kentucky leads the nation in its rate of children's deaths involving abuse or neglect." nky.cincinnati.com Does this really come as a shock? Not to me, if you have driven into the heart of Kentucky you would this is true. I had an ex-girl who's family was from Crittenden, KY, man I was nervous every time I went out there. I never knew if I was going to make it back alive. All you see is row after row of trailer park, I bet you see more trailer park homes in KY than actual homes. The reason Kentucky leads the nation in children's death could be because of its strict conservative...

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Bengals vs. Texans re-cap

This game was a tale of two half's, first half was even and the second half looked like the picture above. The Bengals couldn't get anything going, through the air or on the ground. I think we should of had our way with one of the worst rush defenses in the NFL, but for some reason it didn't work. The Bengals did not play with a lot of focus, I had a feeling this would be a trap game coming after the big emotional win over Baltimore. You have to give where credit is due, the Texans...

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One For The High School Teacher

"It took jurors only 70 minutes to find fired Dayton High School teacher Nicole Howell not guilty of having sex with a 16-year-old student who played football. Howell was facing up to five years in prison if found guilty of first-degree sexual abuse for allegedly having sex with the student four or five times last fall at her MainStrasse apartment. The student, now 17, testified at the four-day trial that he showed up at Howell’s place drunk one time and that she provided vodka other times. While...

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