Tony La Russa's Conversation With Bruce Bochy




Assessment Of The Reds Season So Far In 2011



The Reds have played 57 games, so basically one third of the season and they are sitting in third place with 3.5 games out of first place. So should the Reds nation be satisfied? No.
Even though the Reds are only 3.5 games out of first place, they could have played better.
Am I worried that the Reds won't make the playoffs? Yes, I am a little worried. Because the pitching is not where it needs to be and Edinson Volquez has been a disappointment. Also, the bats are not making contact consistently. Sure Jay Bruce is first in the NL in HR's and Joey Votto is in the top 15 in hitting. But overall the team is under performing.
The good thing is, in the NL Central there is no one club that is dominant.
The Reds need to win the next six game, three against the Dodgers and three against the Cubs. Both of those teams and struggling and if the Reds want to get back in to contention for NL Central this is a good place to start.


You Can't Get Service Like This At Macy's




Well good for that guy, at least he knows what he's doing. Unlike some of these assholes that work at Macy's and Sears. Every time I go to the store and need some assistance you know what they do. They pretend like they don't see me and when I track them down and and ask them they tell me, I'm new or I don't work in this department or let me get someone else for you. Well I'm tired of that shit.
No wonder all our jobs are going overseas. Because these fuckers work their ass for for $.50 an hour and enjoy doing that shit or act like they enjoy it.


Lion Killing Man While People Looks On




Well ain't that a shame. People looking on while this poor chump gets his neck chewed on. But my question is how the fuck did he get in there to begin with? There has to be a door right? So why didn't other people try to get in there? I mean I see that little fucking dog coming and going with no problem.
This just proves my point. Don't fuck with wild animals. They don't have feeling. They don't care if humans rule the planet.
We should not be keeping animals in the zoo and use them at circuses.


What Does Jay-Z Song "99 Problems" Really Mean?



Well you know that song "99 problems" by Jay-Z, well I always thought that says that while he has many other problems, he doesn't have a woman to worry about.Well I finally figured out what it really means.And it has nothing to do with a chick and everything to do with a k9 dog.
"Jay-Z recounts the time, in 1994, when he was driving down I-95. He had a stash of crack in a fake compartment in the sunroof of his Maxima when he got pulled over by cops for “no good reason.” The police knew they couldn’t search his car without probable cause, so they called the K-9 unit — the dogs would be able to sniff out the drugs. But the unit didn’t show up, and the cops had to let him go. A minute later, he saw the K-9 unit speeding down the highway in the other direction, but too late — he was already home free. It’s a moment he would later recount in his 2004 hit song, “99 Problems” with the lyric: “I got 99 problems but a b*tch ain’t one.” At the time, Jay-Z was slammed for the misogynistic use of the word “b*tch” — but, as he reveals in his book, he was actually referring to a female dog, or the dogs that never caught up to him that day. “It would have changed my life if that dog had been a few seconds faster,” K97.5
Well ain't that some shit. It's about a fucking dog.