Dad Drops His Child Going After A Foul Ball

Yeah, sure he dropped her. But there is a bigger travesty going on. What in the world is going on with his fucking wife? Is she fucking knitting?
I get that baseball is a long and a boring game, so instead of coming to the ballpark and knitting she should of have just stayed at home that way they could of have saved money on ticket at at the concession stand.

PS. On a side note, grown men going after a foul ball is a sad sight.

I Hate Planking

I hate planking and if you think planking is cool, then I hate you.
I honestly don't get it and forgive for not getting it. What in the wold is so funny and cool about laying down on something uncomfortable and looking ridiculous? Is planking the sequel to phoons?
Is this another one of those hipster shit? Just trying to get some attention by doing something stupid?
Look at me everybody, I'm lying flat as possible on something weird.
I hope this shit dies quickly.

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Eric Deters Might Be A Racist Or An Idiot

“I represent blacks, I have friends who are black, I have clients who are black,” he said. “There’s not a racist bone in my body. I don’t use the n-word, I don’t do any of that.”
So this asshole Eric Deters think he said nothing racist or that he is not a racist. Well if you say shit like  “If you want to conquer an African nation, send white women and pot.” you might be a racist.
Just because you represent blacks and don't use the N word doesn't mean much. You still could be racist.
I'll be honest after watching the video, he looks like he has been on a  cocaine binge and started to blurt out what he really meant.
I'm not really mad at him for saying racist stuff, there are people all over the world that says racist stuff. I think deep down inside everyone is a little racist, I think it's just human nature.
But being in a position that he is in, he needs to be held accountable compared to the other idiots that says similar stuff.

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ESPN vs TSN Who Has The Better Hotties?

I pretty much grew up on ESPN and since I live in Canada now I get to watch TSN which is basically the Canadian version of ESPN. The one main difference I'm seeing is the ladies on TSN compared to ESPN. They seem much hotter. So let's put it to the test and see if 'Mercia can still bring the heat.

PS. If I had done a comparison against ESPN Deportes it would have been Game Set Match. Viva La Mexico.

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Brandon Phillips Gets Picked Off and Reds Lose In The 19th Inning

I like Brand Phillips as a player and as a person. So appreciate him coming out and apologizing for last nights blunder. If he didn't get picked off, the Reds might of have won the game but at the same time if the Reds scored with runners on first and third with one out in the second, and again in the fourth they might not had to go into extra innings and not lose the ball game.
But I can't figure out where the Reds offense has gone. Seems like the only person that's making any kind of contact is Jay Bruce.
But what it all comes down to is the Reds lost the game to a position player in Wilson Valdez. That was just pathetic. I'm not sure what our batters where thinking. I mean if we can't score a run off the second baseman we don't deserve to win the ball game.
As I'm typing this the Reds just lost another game to the Phillies. So the Reds has lost  8 out of the past 9 games.
That's just fantastic.

Chris Hansen Is A Pussy

So the old 75 year old guys white haired guys is Chris Hansen's body guard or something? As soon as the fat ass got pissed off, Chris Hansen was no where to be found. You know Chris Hansen is always acting so slick and smooth, for once I just wanna see someone pop him in the mouth.
If you guys know the strength chart you know it's retard strength followed by old man strength then followed by drunk people strength then normal people strength.
So I guess I really can't blame Chris Hansen for picking that old dude as his body guard.

Bambi Is Vegan No More

All I gotta say is this. Now that deer is gonna run and tell all his friends about how good the meat tastes.
So hunters beware.

Thank You China For The Handjob Bot

A couple weeks ago at what the Chinese cleverly called a “medical supply expo”, but which I know full well is China’s 4th Annual Invitational Handjob Robot Design Competition, they revealed this year’s winning entry, the “Automated Semen Collector”. Said to be designed for “patients who have trouble getting erect, or feel uneasy with the traditional erotic magazine and plastic cup method of semen collection” and that “this new medical breakthrough may provide some welcome relief.”

I'm a little confused, so this kind of shit is alright in China but surfing the Internet and having more than one child is a crime in China? What has the Red Nation come to?
Anyway, the handjob bot is made for people who have a hard time jerking off to porno magazine? I mean if the traditional way of jacking off is uneasy, I can only imagine what this will do to them.
I'm no expert in penis size, but after looking at the map of world penis size, isn't that tube a little big for Chinese people?
Well China, you guys can keep your handjob bot, we in 'Merica got the real thing, fleshlight and Roxxxy.

The Reds Are Falling Hard And Fast

Currently the Reds are on a six game loosing streak. And I can easily see that being extended into a twelve game loosing streak. I know they are playing some really good teams, but if you can't beat good teams there is no point in making the post season. Because it will be an early out just like last season.
While the Reds face the Indians and the Phillies, the Cardinals are facing Royals and Padres that's why the Reds needs to step it up even more.
I'm not sure what sending Volquez and Jordan Smith to the minor and bringing up lefty Matt Maloney and Todd Frazier will do for this team.
The only thing I can say is the bats of Votto, Phillips, Stubbs, Rolen and Bruce needs to come alive. We all know the Reds don't have the greatest rotation, that's why they need to rely on the bats more than other teams.
Well at least we have the Joey Votto ESPN commercial to keep our mind of  things.

Cam Newton Singing A Justin Bieber Song

There is nothing more annoying than a Justin Bieber song. But after seeing this shit, I'm ain't so upset that the Bengals didn't draft Cam.
Thank God Andy Dalton ain't doing shit like this. I know he got his head down and studying that playbook.

The River Monsters Invades Tri-State Cincinnati

Ok just found out that there is another football team in the Tri-State. Now football fans have the Bengals (losers), Cincinnati Commandos (champions) and now the Northern Kentucky River Monsters of UIFL
First thing I noticed was the helmet. I'll be honest this might be one of the ugliest helmets I have ever seen.
Second thing I noticed was that the QB for the River Monsters is Jared Lorenzen the same fat ass that went to UK. The only difference between him at UK and now is that he just got fatter and now looks like a drug dealer.

And the third thing I noticed was the dance team for the River Monsters called The Bait. I must admit even though they only have like 5 people on the dance team, they are kind of better looking than the Ben-Gals.

My Top 5 Ben-Gals for 2011

Ok I'll be honest, I'm not a big fan of cheerleaders. I mean what are they good for? They don't motivate the teams or the fans.
Anyway enough about my hatred for cheerleaders. The Bengals have announced their 2011 Ben-Gals roster, and as usual, the Bengals might have the ugliest squad in the league. The good news or the bad news which ever way you look at it. The famous 42 year old Laura Vikmanis is back.
Who ever is doing the Ben-Gals makeup needs to be fired. It looks like they got way too much powder on.

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Marty Brennaman Calling It Like It Is

Marty B.: The grounds crew did an incredible job despite what that whiner and excuse-maker Chris Carpenter complained about the mound and the smoke after the fireworks. Travis Wood didn’t.

Jim Kelch: You know, it’s always something when (the Cardinals) come in here.

Marty: Yeah, that’s the line that (Cardinals bench coach) Joe Pettini laid on the media that every time they come in here it’s always something with that team. Oh really? You might be the most disliked team in baseball and it’s always the other team?

I love it when Marty tells the truth.
Chris Carpenter is a bitch and everyone hates the St. Louis Cardinals.

Homer Bailey Proving Doubters Wrong

Well I'll be the first to admit, I did not expect Homer Bailey to be 3-0 and have an ERA under 2.0. I didn't even think he would be staying up in the majors, I figured he will be back in Louisville.

But can you blame me? I didn't think so, not only I but Reds nation have been waiting for Bailey to show up for some time. I was just getting tired of the potential the he was living on.

But I'm still not betting on Homer to continue this nice streak he has going for him. Because the Reds are averaging 8 runs when Homer pitches and I don't see that continuing.

So far Volquez, Arroyo, Bailey, Cueto,Wood are starting to settle in nicely.
I'm smelling another division title.

Dumbest Couple Ever

A couple who flagged down police to report that they were robbed at gunpoint early Saturday evening got more than a sympathetic ear of a Cincinnati police officer.Amy and Steven Springer, both 26 and from Cleves, spent the next two nights in jail after police say the robbery occurred when the couple drove from Cleves to purchase drugs on McKeone Avenue with their three children in tow. Police say they found 4 Percocet pills in a plastic bag and that Amy Springer admitted the pills were hers. She was arrested on possession of drugs and three counts of child endangering. Springers’s husband was arrested on three counts of child endangering.Cincinnati

We all know people from Cleves are not the brightest. Unless you want some meth, then all of a sudden they become geniuses.
The same shit has happened before, where dump people from Cleves take their kids on drug deals.
I guess I can't blame them for taking the kids along for the buy, it's probably hard to find good baby sitters these days especially in Cleves.
But why wouldn't they throw away the drugs before hailing a cop? Now that was just really dumb. Oh wait, that's right your probably high on drugs.

Osama Bin Laden Had A Porn Stash


So it's appearing that Osama Bin Laden sat around his mansion doing four things. Coloring his grey beard, plotting to kill people, watching himself on TV and watching porn.

Wonder what kind of porn he was watching. I guarantee it's some American porn. He might of have hated everything about us, but there is no way he hates American porn. Shit is the best in the world.
I wonder where he kept it? Probably right there between the mattress and box springs. Good thing he didn't live with his mom, other wise it would have been embarrassing.
Honestly I don't know if this story is true or if another USA propaganda. But it's much more funnier if it was.

Chad Ochocinco to ride a bull at a Professional Bull Riders event

I'm reading Joe Reedy's article Less bull, more reality and thinking why does Joe or any of the people leaving comments care about what Chad is doing in the off season?
Weather  it's a stunt or not, why are people getting all upset about it?
Just like when Chad tried out for Sporting Kansas City, they thought that was a stunt and said he was just being an attention whore.
Well I got news for you, how many of you people out there thought it would be cool to tryout for the Bengals or the Reds? I know I did, there have been maytimes after watching bull riding on TV, that I thought it would be pretty cool to do that. The only difference between me and chad is that I'm a pussy and is scared to jump on top of a raging bull.
So I'm thinking most of you guys out there criticizing Chad are just plain jealous.
Let the man do whatever the hell he wants to do.

The Professional Bull Riders is challenging Chad, because they know they can generate some hype for the event and get some media attention.
So stop trying to beat up on Chad. Because I honestly don't think he gives a shit about what you all think anyway.

Which Obama killed Osama Bin Laden song is better?




It's hard for me to choose. B is definitely funnier, but I have to go with A
What does everyone else think? Leave a comment.

Teen shot after throwing rocks

Police said the teen was throwing rocks at about 7:30 p.m. near Stephens and McDaniel streets when a rock broke the rear windshield of a car driven by Alex Williams. Williams allegedly pulled a gun and shot the teen in the hip, Atlanta police spokeswoman Kim Jones said.Williams was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and the teen was taken to a local hospital, she said. Williams is the pastor of the Mechanicsville United Church of God in Christ on McDaniel Street. AJC

Bravo, give this man a medal or something. I don't feel bad at all for that kid. Am I lying when I say kids these days are so damn unruly and annoying? No respect for nothing. Next time that little puck will think twice before he starts throwing something.

Crazy White People Think Broken Flag Is Mourning Bin Ladens Death

When the rope inside the hotel’s flagpole broke Sunday, leaving Old Glory stranded at half-staff for the next several days, it couldn’t have come at a worse time. “They’re thinking we’re supporters of (Osama) bin Laden,” said Connie Smith, the Leffel Lane hotel’s flabbergasted assistant general manager. “We started getting calls left and right.” One woman in tears demanded to know whether the hotel owners were from Iraq, Iran or Pakistan. (No, no and no.). “The town,” Smith confessed, “is obviously patriotic.” Springfield News Sun

That's Patriotic? That's more like, bat shit crazy white people.
I been to Springfield, everyone there is crazy. Springfield makes Dayton look like San Francisco.

World Most Annoying Cat

Guinness said Thursday the gray-and-white tabby earned her place with record-setting 67.7 decibels. In a video on the cat's website, the 12-year-old, ordinary-size feline purrs with a sound akin to the cooing of an angry dove. Daily Mail

Smokey the cat has roared her way into Guinness World Records having achieved the loudest purr by a domestic cat. If you ask me, this has to be the most annoying cat in the world. I mean who want a cat that purr's that loud? What good does that do anyway?

At least if a dog barks really loud, then you know something is up. But this purring thing, it ain't gonna scare anyone off, it's just kind of annoying.

Indian brides told to stop talking on cell phone after marriage

An Indian state has told newly-wedded women to avoid talking too much on their mobile phones for the first two years of marriage in case it provokes jealousy from their husbands.
The Punjab State Commission for Women (PSCW) issued an official advisory last week urging brides "to focus on their domestic life instead of having long conversations on mobile phones".
Commission head Gurdev Kaur Sangha told AFP on Monday that the advice was designed to avoid suspicion between new couples as they adjust to their new life together.
"I found that almost 40 per cent of women consider seeking a divorce on the grounds that her husband and in-laws do not like her talking on mobile phones," said Sangha, 70, from Chandigarh, the state capital of Punjab. Sangha said she had seen a rise in complaints from women about domestic violence, sexual harassment and family discord due to arguments over brides being constantly on the phone.
"Most husbands said their wives are always on the phone and they doubted their character as they suspected them of talking to ex-boyfriends." NEW DELHI (AFP)

Well ain't that some shit. I'm happy the idiots in Punjab came up with this idea. Yea, I'm sure all the men in Punjab want their wives to talk to them instead of yapping to someone else. Because you know, they don't need to watch their Cricket games.
Miss Gurdev thinks domestic violence is on the rise because of brides talking on the phone. Well, just wait until she starts yapping away at her husband for two straight years that shit will get really annoying really fast.
What they should do is, they should of just came up with a no weight gain law. Now that would do more good than this piece of shit rule.
But on a serious note, they should get the grooms to undergo two years of anger management therapy and teach them to act to human beings instead jealous, abusive monsters.

Reds Brandon Phillips With A Behind The Back Throw

What a great play by Brandon. So far the runaway gold glove front runner in NL.

Andy Dalton's Hair Has Potential

The kid is just a natural, just ready to go.

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Barack Obama: I Killed Bin Laden Rap Song

This song had me laughing for a minute.
Obama so gangsta.

Aroldis Chapman Now Does Pepto-Bismol Commercial

My name is Aroldis Chapman and I can destroy a piñata with a 105 MPH fastball. But what I'm trying to figure out is what it says under the flaming ball on this left wrist. Anyone got any clue?

Bengals 2001 NFL Draft Review

Well I'm back after a week off.
The NFL draft is over, and Osama Bin Laden is dead. I'm happy about one of those two.
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