A bride demanded a divorce just ten minutes after getting married at a town hall in France. The woman tied the knot with her 25-year-old husband in a ceremony in Tours in the Loire Valley. After making their vows and exchanging rings before scores of family and friends, the couple then left the building under a shower of confetti. But after just ten minutes, the newlyweds began arguing on the steps of the town hall.

Well that was really quick. I'm not really sure who's side to take here, because I'm sure both sides have their own issues and fault. But seeing how I am a man, I think I will defend the man here. Considering she is the one that demanded a divorce, I really don't feel bad for her. I'm just happy for the guy that he didn't get hooked into a trap. Like the old saying goes its better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life.

One Reason To Watch Pro Bowl

The Bengals receiver made some kickoffs Thursday during practice for the Pro Bowl in Miami, hoping to convince the coaches that he's capable of going toe-to-toe. He showed off his punting skills during warmups a day earlier.

We all know that Ochocinco is a little attention whore, but lets put that on the back-burner for a minute. If you ask me, this is about the only reason to watch the stupid pro bowl. Now I think about it, Esteban Ochocinco should of probably kicked instead of that carrot top Shane Graham and the Bengals might of have actually won a play-off game in my life time. Now I think about it some more, can Bob Bradley invite Esteban Ochocinco to the USMNT training camp. I mean it couldn't hurt, if you watched USMNT play against Honduras then you would know half the people on that roster sucks.

Pregnant Man? or Pregnant Woman?

A transgender couple have revealed they are expecting their first baby in a month’s time. Scott Moore - thought to be only the second ‘pregnant man’ to go public - is due to give birth to a boy in February, with husband Thomas by his side. The couple were both born girls and have undergone surgery to transform their sex. Scott, 30, who is legally married to Thomas because he still has a female birth certificate, says he is eagerly looking forward to giving birth.‘We know some people will criticise us but we are blissfully happy and not ashamed,’ Scott said. The couple, from California, already have two children - Gregg, 12, and Logan, 10 - who Thomas had with a previous female partner.

This is the most confusing double trans-gender gay(?) heterosexual relationship I've ever tried to decipher! You have to read this crazy shit to believe. Hey Scott or Susan what ever you real name is, not just some people almost everyone would think this shit is weird. You two trans-gender gays might be happy, but think of the poor kid when he grows up. One more thing Scott, obviously you were born as a woman, but want to look like a man but wanna do womanly stuff (WTF). Sheman I have some advise for you, I think you need to get in touch with Dr. Phil asap and figure out what the hell you are first before you bring a child into this world.

Priest Arrested

A Catholic priest from Christopher was arrested at 4:49 p.m. on Jan. 21 on alleged shoplifting charges at the Wal-Mart SuperCenter, according to West City Police. The Rev. Steven F. Poole, 41, faces two counts of felony theft over $150. Poole, who has a previous arrest for stealing in Missouri, was arrested after Wal-Mart store surveillance video caught him on camera failing to scan a $3.22 container of butter and a $60 sofa cover. Police said Poole then allegedly headed to the store’s bedding department and picked up a memory foam mattress. He returned to the self-checkout lane where he was allegedly observed on tape switching the pricing bar code, causing the $144.88 item to be scanned for $30.88. bentoneveningnews

What a sad story, I know the economy is a down and I'm sure the priesthood doesn't pay like it used to but damn son you are not setting a good example. I guess he just really needed some butter and a sofa cover and couldn't till the pay check got there. But if you look a little closer you start to see a small pattern, a priest buying a memory foam mattress, a new sofa cover and butter??? The only thing that would have made it worse was if he had shoplifted some lollipops, too.

Dicriminatory Against Unreliable People

When she ran the ad past a jobcentre, she was told she couldn't ask for 'reliable' and 'hard-working' applicants because it could be offensive to unreliable people.

Thank you UK for looking out for the completely useless people. God knows we can use this law in Cincinnati or any other major metropolitan. No wonder this whole system is messed up and broken. Come on UK I know you guys across the pond are not the smartest or the toughest, but this is some real cheesy shit.

Speaking The Truth

Damn this asshole, he basically just robbed my thoughts. Anyway screw late night talk shows, thats including you Letterman. The people that are watching late night shows are the same people that watched Johnny Carson and run congress and wont let mary jane be legal. I hope they all go to a better place soon.

Keep It White, It's right

"A new professional basketball league boasting rosters made up exclusively of white Americans has its eyes set on Augusta, but the team isn't receiving a warm welcome. Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league. Don "Moose" Lewis, the commissioner of the AABA, said the reasoning behind the league's roster restrictions is not racism. "There's nothing hatred about what we're doing," he said. "I don't hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here's a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like."

Oh Don, I'm so on board with you, since I can't dunk or jump higher than 20 inch the only way I know how to play is the fundamental way. I really can't wait for this to take off, I can just imagine it in my head, non stop pick 'n rolls, left and right handed lay-ups all night long baby. I'm just not sure how easy it will be to run up and down the court with robes and hoods on. Don, as long as this honkey league got some multi racial cheerleading squad I wont call it racism.

Men more evolved?

"Women may think of men as primitive, but new research indicates that the Y chromosome — the thing that makes a man male — is evolving far faster than the rest of the human genetic code."

Now thats what I'm talking about, this is great news I was stoked to read this. Y chromosome is the reason, I am better than my opposite sex in many things from parallel parking to understanding football to dunking on a eight foot basket. As much as I love hearing this news, the real truth is no matter how much the Y chromosome evolves, men still act and live like bunch of pigs, unless you are kind of down on your Y chromosome, they you just act like a fruit cake.

Three Might Be Better Than Two

"A plastic surgeon in Croatia has revealed that he refused to perform an operation on a stripper who wanted him to make a third breast for her" croatiantimes

Shit why stop at three, get four or five, damn just put it all over your body.
I might have to agree with Benny the cab driver from Total Recall when it comes to these types of situations, "Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!"

Same Bengals Offseason

I just got done reading the article by Joe Reddy called "Bengals offseason aimed at Offense", and I'm thinking what bunch of shit. I'm sure I can bitch and bitch about why the Bengals sucks but let me make one important point. I just watched the Jets beat the Chargers.  A Jets team with new coaching staff, a team with a rookie QB, the Bengals on the other hand have a seasoned team, with veterans in almost every single position. So what is the difference between the two team, the Jets have coaching staff with some balls. They are a team willing to take the risk, they are the team willing to do what ever it is to win a game, they are a team that does not follow a particular book on how to play football. With our seasoned coaching staff and our veteran QB we still have not won a playoff game, but the Jets on the other hand is running through the AFC with no care. So lets call it like it is, the coaching staff sucks on this team and thats starting with Marvin. But I guess I really shouldn't blame Marvin, if the head of the organization can't think out side of the box, what should I expect from every one else.

Oh Miss Piggy

"Politicians and animal-rights groups have condemned a "barbaric" experiment in which pigs were buried alive in an avalanche. The Centre for Emergency Medicine in Bolzano, South Tyrol, and the Innsbruck University Clinic for Anaesthesia and Intensive Medicine claimed the experiment using 22 pigs simulated the experience of a human being covered by a mass of snow." austriantimes

Oh my Lord,  my wasted bacon. I guess in the name of science I shall sacrifice.

Oh The Irony

"The floor of a Weight Watchers clinic in Växjö in south central Sweden collapsed on Wednesday night beneath a group of about 20 participants in the weight-loss programme." thelocal

I mean seriously what did they think was gonna happen, after all these bitches are fat. I don't think the engineers who designed the weight load for the floor structure could of have ever imagined 20 fat chicks manatees being in one room. Yea there might be an occasional fat ass that breaks a table or a chair, but an entire freaking floor, these chunkies definitely need some help asap before another disaster strikes.

Got A Barking Dog?

How do you stop your dog from barking? Apparently call this bitch Suzanne Morgan up.
I think the real truth is, she too damn ugly for a real man to get on those melons. Have fun reading about what she had to say.

"after I'd fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob toward her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple. Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin. It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, 'You liked that, didn't you girl?' I said, as she gently pawed my chest."

WTF? Instead of giving her milk to a whining dog, can't this hoe donate her milk to some kind of  milk bank or something where Premature babies and babies whose mothers can't breastfeed!

Rattlesnake + Mouth + Drinking

Guy Puts rattlesnake in mouth and gets bitten - Watch more Funny Videos

There is an age old saying and I'm sure it goes something like this, alcohol plus dumb shit just don't mix. Take this cracker for an example, why in the world would you put a poisonous snake's head into your mouth, that is  just asking God to piss on you and ruin you day. I swear I have never seen or heard colored people doing dumb shit like this. I mean what did he think the snake would do, French kiss him or something? Now I kind of feel bad for the snake, for being shoved into his dirty mouth, and for not getting job done when it had the perfect opportunity.

Just A Hater

"A COLLEGE student in China who said his studies suffered after he discovered Internet porn has been awarded 10,000 yuan (S$2,050) for helping the government crack down on sexual content online. 'In the past, when I was in middle school, I used to get grades that were good enough to enter a really good university,' 'It is because of the influence of pornography on the Internet that I was only able to go to junior college,' said the student." straitstimes

This asshole has to be the most hated man in China right about now. Why worry about communism when you have something tragic like this happen, this has to be devastating to half a billion Chinese men.
I mean what a bitch for blaming porn for being a dumb ass and not getting into a proper college, look at the rest of us, we got into junior colleges not because we were surfing for porn all day its because we were too stupid to get into regular colleges. I hope this little retard bastard gets jumped sometime soon.

Ugly People + Miniature Stallion

Please if you get grossed out real fast and don't like ugly people, for your safety I ask you not to watch this video.I think I need a life time of therapy to get over this shit.
Enjoy for those who are brave.

Bengals - Jets Wildcard

I'm finally back from vacation, and now I can finally vent about the season and the playoff loss to the Jets.
First of all congratulations to the Bengals for making the play while I'm still alive. This was a great season for many reason, from Zimmers defense to the running of Benson. It also showed this team can compete in the AFC North. This was also a tragic year, from Zimmers wife to Slim's death.
Now to the playoffs, I'm not sure there are enough words to summon up my feelings to describe the playoffs, the word chock artist comes to mind, and the phrase "bunch of fucking losers" come to mind. Oh well I guess I should be happy just like Mike Brown, because the Bengals made the playoffs.

 = A big fucking failure, I use to stand-up to people when they said you were overrated, now I'm not so sure.

 = There was nothing you could of have done, you were just out manned.

= I love you as a person, but you are the Bengals' franchise-tagged player; you are a fucking kicker, make a fucking field goal when it matters.

= Wipe that stupid fucking grin off your face.

 = Get the fuck out of town.

McNuggets Attack

"Police say an Ohio woman punched through a McDonald's drive-through window because she couldn't get Chicken McNuggets."news.cincinnati
God damn, I know those McNuggets are delicious, but no reason to go busting through a window for it. From the look for this fine cracked out female specimen the McNuggets probably had more than chicken it it. And what is with bitches going crazy over McNuggets anyway, remember last March when a Florida woman called 911 three times, because McDonald's were out of nuggets. What ever the case maybe I personally think chicken nuggets from Wendy's is a little better.

Amelia + Wal-Mart = Good Times

"An Amelia man faces multiple charges after police said he stole a 12-pack of beer at Wal-Mart, drank it as he walked the store, shouted profanities at customers and threatened to kill a Fairfax police officer. Rodger C. Wynn, 52, was arrested on charges of theft, aggravated menacing and disorderly conduct while intoxicated from the incident that occurred at 5:05 p.m. Saturday at 4000 Red Bank Road. He was transported to the police station where he allegedly continued his disorderly behavior and urinated several times in the interview room." news.cincinnati 
Oh boy, what a freaking surprise, how could something like this happen at a Wal-Mart in Amelia? These types of incidents make Amelia what it really is. Can't they just charge him for stealing some beer, it just seems like a snow ball effect one thing lead to another, and soon it got out of control. I'm pretty sure some bastard is walking around Amelia being all proud about his dad, I mean how could you not be proud dirking a 12 pack of Steel Reserve is no joke, it takes a real man. You know what I think, I think this cracker just wanted to get famous on, in that case well done Sir, well done.

Bearcats Stoped, Bengals WTF

I'm on vacation, which means I'm a bit lazy this week. So I'll combine this weekends sports news into one post.
The Bearcats broke my heart, we all know that Florida is good, I mean really good; but I was hoping for an upset like Utah did to Alabama last year. I really cant say anything negative about the Cats, they played hard all season and they deserve everything they get. But when you have a coaching carousel going on in your own locker room, it's hard to win against anyone let alone Super Man.

Now to the Bengals, I'm not sure what to think of this ugly ass game. I know they probably didn't wanna show their hard against the Jets, but they didn't even show their backhand. I think it would be an understatement if I said the Bengals didn't wanna be at Giants stadium last night. But when you put on the uniform and step out on the field, you still have to show some heart, at least act like you are there to play a bloody football game.
Looking ahead to next week, I'm not so sure if the outcome will be much different against the Jets. The Bengals have tons of key players missing on defense. Are the replacement ready to step up and deliver a playoff win for the Bengals and their long waited fans.

And finally some good news coming via the Cincinnati Bearcats basketball team, after beating a very good UConn team in mid week, they had to face a very feisty Rutgers team that almost gave N.Carolina a loss. Kind of had a feeling this would be a trap game, but the Cats stepped up and won another Big East game. Now comes a good team in Pitt.