Huskies vs. Bearcats

Talk about the opening Big East play with a bang. These Huskies might not be good as the previous Huskies, but they are still very good. No one could of have asked for a better opening than what they got last night at Fifth Third Arena. Stephenson might not be John Wall, but he's still one of the best freshman players in the country. I still have no clue where this Bearcats team will end up, but if they got a a shot of making to the big dance, three wins over ranked teams early in the season has to help, I just hope they can keep up the pace with Rutgers in couple of days.
What was the biggest basket of the night? Was it Stephenson's winning free throws or Ibrahima Thomas dunk around the 17 second mark? I'll admit I don't know who the hell Ibrahima is but damn i'll take him. Surprised he got more playing time that Gates. 

Fun Side Of DUI

"Edward Hudson, 32, was going north on Interstate 71, near the Dana Avenue exit, He was driving 79 miles per hour in the 55 mph zone. He was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated and child endangering. He also was charged when police discovered he had multiple driving suspensions. Hudson has had prior OVI convictions, police said. The five children, whose ages were not released, were taken in by relatives." news.cincinnati

It all finally makes sense, Mr. Hudson was just trying to get some adrenaline rush, just like how white people like to get their rush by hang gliding, bungee jumping or sky diving. See unlike white people, what black folks and Latinos like to do is drive around with a 40oz in their lap with a suspended license or smoke some weed while driving with a 40oz with a suspended license and be packing a pistol, now thats extreme.

Bengals - Chiefs Re-Cap Week 16

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An ugly game for sure, (53 yards in the half) but the fact is the Cincinnati Bengals are in the playoffs for the second time in 19 years, think about that for a minute. But I'll be honest, I am not thrilled like I was in 2005. I'm not sure what it is, it could be because the last week or so has been hard for the Bengals and their fans or it could be because the Bengals still does not play like a playoff bound team. Through out the week I felt like we only play up to our competitions level, for example last week we take the Chargers to the final minute of the game, and this week we have a hard time getting by the bottom sniffing Chiefs. Is it the players or the Coaching staff and their game planning?
 The more I think about this season as to how it has unfolded, the more I feel like it it was not for Cedric Benson I'm not sure where this team would be. I know the defense has played stellar, but if you are not able to control possession there is no way you are going to win some football games.
In another sad news the Cincinnati rookie  Rey Maualuga  broke his ankle in the first quarter, all that means is it's time for Brandon Johnson to step up his game like he did when Keith Rivers went out.
Bengals 17 - Chiefs 10

Father Of The Decade

A ROCKHAMPTON dad is accused of forcing his son to have sex with a prostitute because he feared the 14-year-old was gay. During a family barbecue around Christmas time in 2007, the dad allegedly phoned a prostitute and arranged to meet her at a motel on Yaamba Road, North Rockhampton. The father drove his son to the motel and paid the prostitute in $50 notes. The prostitute took the boy into a motel room while the father waited on a balcony. The boy’s mother testified she questioned the youngster about where his father had taken him.“First (he) didn’t want to say anything to me. Then he told me his father took him to a motel room and there was a prostitute there,” the mother said.
“He wouldn’t talk, he just started crying.” themorningbulletin

So lets just get to the point and say his son is gay. What a sad world when a naturally healthy young man just don't dig the flapper. I'm not sure what the father did was all that wrong, he just wanted to find out before he spend all his time teaching the little bastard how to throw a fastball or how to catch a football. I don't have a problem with this little fruit basket being gay, but damn it son you just turn downed a golden opportunity to be the mack among your peers.

Holy Cow! That's No Dog

The massive pooch, who measures 7ft 3ins from nose to tail and weighs a staggering 245lb (111kg), could be a prime contender to take the title from former record holder Gibson, who died in August. David said: "He's very, very unique." George eats an unbelievable 110lb of food every month, and sleeps alone in his own QUEEN SIZE bed. The couple eventually had to evict him from their king size bed, when he grew too large for the three of them to share the same sheets. thesun

FTW I'm Driving No Matter What

A Mason man who just served nearly four years in prison for driving drunk was ordered jailed Monday in lieu of $300,000 bail after being arrested on his 17th charge. Mr. Ante, who was arrested in West Chester Dec. 17, is charged with operating a vehicle while impaired, driving with a suspended license, refusing to take a breath test and a marked-lanes violation. Ante was driving despite a lifetime driving suspension, authorities said. news.cincinnati

Talk about never giving up what you believe in. I remember when I got caught stealing when I was around 15 years old, trust me I was so ashamed of getting caught that I swore I would never do it again. So I'm wondering if Mr. Ante ever had that thought go through his head? I'm mean shit after the 10th or 15th time you would think Mr. Ante might hang up the hat; but this old bastard is like the Energizer bunny when it comes to driving drunk. FTW I'm driving no matter what.

Goshen Township More Twisted Than OTR

  "Two Goshen Township women were sentenced to prison Monday for conspiring to kill a young girl and her mother so they couldn’t testify in a rape case. Mary H. Woodrey, 50, Belinda L. Gray, 50, Michael P. Gray, 33, the son of Belinda Gray and fiancé of Woodrey, was sentenced Dec. 15 to life in prison without possibility of parole for raping the 6-year-old girl. He got another 20 years for hatching the plot to kill her and her mother so they couldn’t testify against him."news.cincinnati

What a sad story, I feel like they all should get life in prison. I wonder what the the thought process was when planning something like this. Does these dumb cunts even have a brain? I swear this is one sick twisted family. After looking at those two double uglies I'm gonna have nightmare for a while.

Bengals vs. Chargers re-cap Week 15

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Oh Andre Caldwell  why do you make me hate you so much? This is your second strike, you already screwed up once against the Raiders, now you do it again against another AFC West team. Why do you do this to us us Andre?
Should I say the Bengals fell just short of winning a game against the Chargers and clinching the AFC North or would that be an understatement. Seems like we cant beat any playoff contenting team outside of AFC North.
I honestly think this game can be summarized by the last two minutes, we have a chance to win the game, but we end up almost loosing a fumble which puts us at 2 and 36. Then our defense gives them too much room for them to march down the field and kick a game winning field goal. Why did we play there wide outs so loose in the last minute, I understand the theory of if you play them on a real tight coverage that they might beat us on a deep ball. But the truth of the matter is we lost the game because we played it safe.
Take this as an example, the Chargers with a 21-yard scoring pass from Rivers to Vincent Jackson with 3:12 remaining in the half. That gave the Chargers a 14-10 lead. Then the Bengals marched to the San Diego 7 yard-line, having a first down in the half's final 40 seconds. But three incompletion's later, one when Palmer spiked the ball and Cincinnati had to settle for Shayne Graham's 25-yard. That right there is the difference between really good teams and the Bengals, we have our chances but we don't take advantage of them, we are lacking that fire which puts teams over the hump.
Bengals 24 - Chargers 27

Nuts Ruined For The Columbian

Holy shit!
I had to watch this couple of time, but I finally got to the nitty gritty to why he did this. It's basically his womans fault, instead of giving it up once or twice a week, she made the poor man cut off his own balls. What kind of selfish wife is she? Poor guy, you what I wish would of happened, I wish she would of have sewn her pussy up because obviously she's the one that had a problem giving it up.

Kids Hate Cops

"Officials with Cincinnati Public Schools canceled the rest of the basketball season at Rees E. Price Academy this week in light of a melee involving as many as 20 students punching and kicking a Cincinnati police officer."news.cincinnati

Now thats what I'm talking about, cancel the rest of the basketball for beating up a cop and trying to take his pistol. East Price Academy school being a predominantly a black school, so I say take away something black kids love, one being basketball. Now don't go calling me a racist, because I'm, but the truth is I'm equally racist to all not just one race; I sometimes even hate my own race. I mean seriously if kids in 7th and 8th grade have nerve and audacity to go confront a police officer especially at school what kind of lessons are they getting at school and home. We all know that Cincinnati Public School system is not the best in the country, but still you have to have some kind of control over your students.

Chris Henry

I'm not sure I can say anymore than what everyone else has already said. It's a sad day when someone looses a life, but it's a bit for hurtful when it's someone that you root for. He might of just been a football player, but he was a hero to his kids. I remember the time when Mike Brown got Chris Henry back after they cut him, and everyone in the city was pissed off at Mike for doing that. Now all that seems kind of childish.
I also want to take a moment to pay respect to a fallen hero, Cincinnati police officer Anthony Campbell, who also served in US Air Force Reserves.

Bearcats New Football Coach Is Butch Jones

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Talk about a Déjà vu, this has be a first in the history of college football. Kelly leaves Central Michigan, Jones take over, Kelly leaves Cincinnati, Jones take over. I really do feel bad for CM, we just keep invading CM for football coaches, but you know what if Jones has the success Kelly or Dantonio had at Cincinnati, you know damn well he's gonna book his flight out of Cincinnati. Yea he might of called this job "one of the premiere positions in the country", give me a damn break, every one and there mama know how this business works. Thats why I wasn't upset or mad when Brian Kelly left. 
But what do piss me off is the morality that is shown by both coaches and the Universities. I'm just wondering why cant they wait till the season is completely over to announces the departing and hiring of coaches. These kids play hard through out the regular season, and what do they get? I know this is a business, and I know the sooner you know who your football coach is, the better it is for recruiting. But I think at the end of the day, these people have to step back and say I'm gonna do the right thing for a change.
Now I wonder what Jeff Quinn is thinking, does he really give a crap about coaching in the Sugar Bowl, especially when you know your just warming up the seat for Butch Jones.

Watch Out, She Mad

Taneka Myrick was so mad at the father of her child in May she ran over him with her car. Then, she backed up and ran over him again. For that, Myrick, 33, of Highland Heights, Ky., was sent to prison Monday for two years by Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Jody Luebbers. "I didn't intend to hurt him," Myrick said Monday. "I was trying to leave and get away from the circumstances I was in." "You almost killed him," Luebbers said. "You didn't run over him once. You ran over him twice." news.cincinnati

Now thats what I'm talking about, she was there to get the job done right. If you don't succeed the first time, reverse it and try it again. The funny thing is Williams owes Myrick $20,000 in unpaid child support and now the judge ordered her to pay Williams hospital bill which is wroth about $24,366. I think in the end, Mr. Williams came out on top in this confrontation, man I'll let them break couple of my rips if they are willing to erase my student loan.

Crosstown Shootout Lives Up To The Hype

What a great game between the Bearcats and the Musketeers, we had a little bit of everything in this game. Benches clearing, trash talking, overtime and last minute excietment. At the end of regulation and at the end of first overtime, it looked like the Cats were gonna pull one out at the Cintas Center. But like usual the Musketeers some how find a way to beat the Cats in their house.
A word to my boy Stephenson's don't run your mouth if you cant run up the score, you getting 22 points from 19 shots is weak. Being a Bearcat fan, I was pissed off that we lost three straight to the Muskies, but at the end of the day, I felt like I just watched one of the best rivilaries in college basketball.

Bengals - Vikings Re-Cap Week 14

What a crappy week for football fans in Cincinnati, first we have the whole Brian Kelly saga and now we have the Bengals playing like its 2008. Maybe I shouldnt be too hard on the boys but come on, this was a playoff type game. I think the defense played great, even though the Vikings put up 30. What really got me bugging was the offense especially the pass offense, Vikings held Carson Palmer to a season-low 94 yards passing, WTF. I dont wanna give all the credit to Vikings defense, because they didn't do anything spectaural.
I'm sure we can all agree on why we lost this game, especailly the way we lost the game. It was all due to the turnovers and penalties. And it does't help when safety Chris Crocker hurt his ankle in the first quarter and didn't return, and cornerback Johnathan Joseph was hurt in the third. Now we will really see the depth of this team and good of a team this is.
Bengals 10 - Vikings 30


Touchdown Jesus Here I Come

Aww monkey crap, anywhere but ND was my first reaction. But you know what I am happy for Brian Kelly, and this is coming from a true Cincinnati Bearcat fan. If I said he was a traitor for leaving, in my mind I would be right along with thousand of other fans, but the truth of the matter is, I would be hater. Why should I wish him anything less than success at at his new job. Like someone just said on ESPN, if you go undefeated at UC you only earn the #3 spot in the BCS, but if you go undefeated at ND you are playing for the Championship.
Someone hold back Mick, he's gonna tear a new one for ND this year in the Big East.

Attacking With The Meat

53-year-old Dunnellon woman has been arrested after allegedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak.  I swear this is payback for the man attacking girlfriend with cheeseburger, think about it, both happened in Florida, both used beef as a weapon.
If you read the whole news, you know all he wanted was a bread roll. I wonder if she told the officers, that he hit her with a raw sausage last night.

Onion video of the week

How could you not love Weezy, I am so happy Weezy is keeping drugs out of America. Shit I wish Weezy would of have won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Obama. Where the hell where you Kanye West?

Where Is The Crosstown Shootout

 great read by Paul Daugherty Crosstown Shootout losing luster, but it got me thinking, I haven't even thought about the crosstown shootout this year.  Now I kind of feel bad about it, but in all fairness, UC has been sucking ass for the last 3 or 4 years. Then this year was out of control with local sports, the Bengals are on top of the game, UC football is hotter than  Eva Mendes.
I'm a UC fan by heart, but I'll cheer for X when then are not in a Crosstown Shootout. But this year I haven't even thought about basketball. But thats no excuse for not to remember about one of the best games in the country.

If you all remember James White, here is a video of him going wild in Turkey last year.

And ofcourse can't forget my boy Melvin Levett with one of the best dunks on the Planet, call it off the rafter dunk, the helicopter dunk, what ever you want, but this is sick.  

Husband Signs Death Contract

"The 32-year-old man, who was named by the Chongqing Evening News as Mr Zhang, took the unusual step after suffering intense abuse from his wife, who studies kung fu. "I don't want to beat him, but arguments are inevitable and I can't help myself," his wife told the newspaper. She added that in the week before they signed the deal, she had beaten him up three times. In order to curb his wife's aggression, Mr Zhang proposed signing a contract in front of his in-laws. If his wife breaches the contract, she has to return to her parents' home for three days. "She is very obedient to her parents, and her parents will support me and blame her" . telegraph

I find this not so surprising. And it seems to be producing positive results for the couple. But God damn, an ass whooping form your lady every weeks, that has hurt his balls as well as his ego. Maybe she's just beating the shit out him so she can go chill out with mom and pop for couple of day. Maybe he's doing this on purpose, she's probably a nagging type bitch and probably wont let him watch the game on the weekends. So he purposely get his ass kicked in time for the weekend. Yeah, bring it on, 3 day weekend of nothing but chilling with the boys and watching the game in peace.

Bengals vs. Lions re-cap Week 13

I'm so happy this is not the BCS, otherwise Bengals would have a hard time making it to the playoffs. Because the Bengals are lacking on style points, excepts for Chads sombrero after the touchdown.
I'm so torn between the wins and the lack execution, I get pissed off when we don't play as efficiently as a  9-3 team needs to play, we keep getting silly penalties and keeps turning it over. But on the other hand we keep getting win. So in the end I guess nothing matter except for the W's.
If anyone can recall the 1st quarter of this game, you know it was a piss poor effort by the offense. I swear Chads got more offside calls than any other wideouts.
Happy to see that Benson is back to his way of pounding away to another 100 yard game.
If anyone is curious about the Bengals record from this year to last year after 12 games here it is, "8-win improvement after 12 games (1-10-1 vs. 9-3) ties '63 Raiders and '99 Colts for best ever turn around."
Bengals 23 -Lions 13

Bearcats (12-0, 7-0)

I walked away from the TV after Dion Lewis put Pitt ahead 44-38 with 1:36 remaining on a 5-yard run. In my mind I felt like if this was destiny and if they are meant to go undefeated they will come back and win this game. This game was littered with big plays, and I swear this is one of the best games I have seen in a long time. Take nothing away from Pitt, they played a great game but this had to be our game. Who does the game ball go to Mardy, Pike, Binns or coach Kelly? I say give the game ball to everyone on that team for having a great season and going undefeated.
Being down 31-10, who in the right mind thought this team would come back. I think this is one of those games that alters the course of Bearcats football. For as long as I live I will remember this game.
What better way to end the regular season than to beat a Pitt team at Heinz Field.


Jealous Wife Fo Sho

The mother of three allegedly set fire to the genitals of her husband, Satish Narayan, in December last year. Mr Narayan suffered major burns and died several weeks later. The fire also gutted the family's suburban Unley home leaving a damage bill of about $1 million. A previous court hearing heard Narayan had told neighbours: ``I'm a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me. I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else ... I didn't mean this to happen.''

I swear I never know Indian chicks were so sausage hungry, the only thing I get out of this that Mr. Narayan was just using his God given gift to satisfy others, now he can't do that no more..what a sad day. On the other hand he deserves this shit, I mean what kind of man are you if you let your woman set your dick on fire.

Tiger Woods Y'all

Gerald Posner of THE DAILY BEAST reports that if Tiger Woods wants to keep Elin Nordegren as his wife, it will cost him $5 million now, and up to $55 million in just two more years.
Is it me or does everyone kind of hated Tiger Woods even before all these stories broke out, I kind of hated Tiger for a long time, he just looked like a douche bag.
For once I am taking a womans side, I say it sucks for all the shit Elin and her kid has to go through. I wouldn't be surprised if Elin did beat tiger with a 9 iron after crashing the car. Shit you know thats why he was in a hurry to get the hell out of the house, because we all know you don't wanna piss off a blonde Swede.
On the other hand this woman could be a gold digging whore her self. She obviously wasn't keeping her man happy, he has needs. While I don’t advocate straying in a marriage, I wonder what drove Tiger to put himself out there like that with the high risk it bitches. Seems to me if she was taking care of business at home, Tiger would not have business to attend to on the road.
I personally think this is a matter of money. Do you really think she married Tiger for "love". She should stay and continue to "milk the cow".

Timeout for Relationship Status Update

I swear these bitches stole my idea, I thought of this like two months ago. I figured this would be one more way I can piss of my mother-in-law (future). I am so freaking pissed off right now.