This is what happens when hipsters try to rob

I'm sure by now everyone has seen what a gay hipster fight looks like.
Now here is the version of hipsters trying their hand at robbery.
Of course their getaway ride is a freaking Vespa.
God damn it, I can't stand these fuckers.
They might be the weakest form of humanity. Lets face it, if a 90 year old lady can break up your shit in less than one minute you just need to shut down your shit and go away.
So hipsters don't try to fight or rob places, just back to trying on second hand cloths, listening to indie rock and witty banter.