Going back to the motherland

OK boys and girl, I am off the motherland to see some family. Which mean I'll probably come back three shades darker and with some kind of disease. Anyway, I won't have Internet which mean I can't blog and it also means I can't watch my Bengals and Bearcats play some football.
I expect the Bengals to be 8-2 and the Bearcats to be 9-1 when I comeback.