Got A Barking Dog?

How do you stop your dog from barking? Apparently call this bitch Suzanne Morgan up.
I think the real truth is, she too damn ugly for a real man to get on those melons. Have fun reading about what she had to say.

"after I'd fed Tasha, Dixie jumped on the settee and I held my left boob toward her. I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple. Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin. It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, 'You liked that, didn't you girl?' I said, as she gently pawed my chest."

WTF? Instead of giving her milk to a whining dog, can't this hoe donate her milk to some kind of  milk bank or something where Premature babies and babies whose mothers can't breastfeed!