After Thoughts: Cincinnati Bengals vs Seattle Seahawks 10/31/2011


Someone pinch me. Seriously wake me the fuck up. Are we really 5-2?

The Seahawks are a weird team. You don't know if they are a decent team or a shitty team. One week they are playing pretty good and the next week they are stinking it up. Add that to the fact that the Bengals are not very good when they are playing in the West coast, kind of like the Cincinnati Reds.

Before I forget let's give a round of applause for Marvin Lewis who has more wins that any other Bengals coach.
The Seahawks out gained the Bengals by 159 yards and still lost the game by 22 points. That's what happens when defense and special teams step ups their game. The defense again bending but not breaking.
In back to back game the defense scored a  touchdown late in the game, and that's how you close out a football game.

Andy Dalton struggled in the second half as he threw for two int's. But that sweet toss to A.J. Green was a thing of beauty just dropping it over the shoulder and right into his hand.



Next game will be a bigger test for Dalton and Offense as they travel down to Nashville to face the Titans.
The Titans are 4-3 and has a pretty good defense.

Adam Pacman Jones came in and had one good play then was out again with a hammy injury. The dude just can't seem to catch a break.

Who else was happy for Nelson? He really wan't having a good game but then he made some outstanding plays, one was the INT for TD and the other was stopping Lynch as time winding down at the end of first half.



Help My Mutt Win The Fido Casting Call Contest



Well surprise surprise, my wife has entered out dog into some sort of online contest. Sure she is an awesome dog and probably win the whole thing if they could just meet her. But unfortunately they can't, so please click the link below and vote for my dog.
Click here to vote.

PS. I can see it, in the future she's gonna enter our kids into random contest for no reason.

All Afro-German US National Team: It Is Possible




Enough US-Service men has impregnated enough German chicks to have a legit starting XI for the US National team. OK we could use a few more mids, but I know they are out there somewhere in Germany just waiting to be found.

Check out the list The Offside Rules have put together. I say it's pretty damn impressive.

  • Royal-Dominique Fennell (defender, Stuttgart Kickers)
  • Jann George (forward, FC Nurnberg)
  • Jerome Kiesewetter (forward, Hertha Berlin)
  • Tim Chandler (defender, FC Nurnberg)
  • Jermaine Jones (midfiedler, Schalke 04)
  • David Yelldell (keeper, Bayer Leverkusen)
  • Fabian Johnson (forward, Hoffenheim)
  • Terrence Boyd (forward, Dortmund)
  • John Anthony Brooks (defender, Hertha Berlin)
  • Danny Williams (defender, Hoffenheim)
  • Andrew Wooten (striker, Kaiserslautern II)
  • Shawn Parker (striker, Mainz II)
  • Tyrone McCargo (striker, FC Nurnberg)

Ugliest Prostitution Ring Ever




A total of six prostitutes and five johns were arrested on the city's East side, charged with soliciting. In addition, two other suspects were arrested for charges involving drugs, and officers served two warrants. Fox19

The prostitutes never turn out to be like Julia Roberts from Pretty Women. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, because they are all from Hamilton. It's like that other armpit of Ohio after Cleveland. Honest to God who would wanna pay money to get fucked by them? Just gross.

The Cheerleader vs The Blogger: NFL Picks Week 8





Week 7 was so so for both of us. But still in a commanding lead over the cheerleader. Not. I mean how could this be? I suck. One minute I think I am running away with this and next thing you know we are tied.

Follow Blogger: @CILII_BLOG
Follow Cheerleader: @AlysonJordan


Last Week:
Cheerleader: 3-2
Blogger: 2-3

Season Record: 
Cheerleader: 20-15 
Blogger:  20-15


Ohio woman leads police on triple-digit topless car chase




Damn she look nasty, nothing like the movies. But can you imagine if that was a guys especially a black guy doing all that screaming and kicking they knock his ass out and pepper spray him just for the hell of it.