Straight Dicks

The billboard that is posted right across the street from Beechmont Subaru is an ad from Joseph Subaru of Florence, KY that says "You have a choice".

Right about now, the guys from Joseph Subaru are some of the biggest dicks in tri-state Cincinnati.
If they put this ad on tv or in the paper, then it would be cool, but they went straight for the jugular.
With these guys there is no playing nice, they just came to your front yard and took a big fat shit in front of your wife and kids.

If I was Beechmont Subaru, I would  not be taking crap from Joseph Subaru. I would go to Florence, KY and put up my own ad saying don't shop here "Not only will they steal your money, but they will suck the life out of you".