Weapons Of Small Destruction

"Claire Smedley, from Blackpool, U.K., claims her boyfriend decided to leave her after he was nearly suffocated by her gi-normous breasts while they were having sex. The mother of three, who boasts 40LL breasts, told News of the World that her boyfriend, Steven, usually loves to be smothered by her love. But this time she misread his flailing for excitement, as he was really suffocating beneath her bountiful bosom. " cbsnews

Finally some scientific evidence, I have been saying for many years now size is not really important. What matters is who they are attached to. And by looking at this picture, he should of left her a long time ago.
Better yet, forget about Guantanamo Bay and waterboarding terrorist, just call Claire over, problem solved.

Maybe this was what Kenny Rogers was really singing about.
You got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run

PS. I only support breast reduction in life threatening situations.