Brazil Takes a Dump on U.S.

I love my soccer and I love the USMNT, but this shit was pathetic. this was a disaster. I get that it was only a friendly, so why are we playing bunch of World Cup veterans against young Brazilians? Don't we need to give a chance to some young American players?

And I understand these "Brazilian youngsters" plays for teams like A.C Milan, Chelsea, Manchester United, Barcelona, Real Madrid, Lazio, Benfica and the 2 from Santos F.C, but that does not matter, we need to match up our best youngsters with their best youngsters. I"m not sure what we got out of this match, maybe their 20 year olds are better than our veterans.
I'm sure, no one disagrees when I say we need some new face. Not only a new coach but a new president for the United States Soccer Federation.

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Gotta Watch

And also this.

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Into Fame and Infamy Steven Slater

I'm sure everyones heard of the Jetblue Flight Attendent Who Cursed The Entire Plane Out On The PA System, Stole Beer And Fled through The Emergency chute

If anyone out there wished for a video of this, there is good news, we have computer animation of JetBlue Flight Attendant Steven Slater, cursing, stealing beer, pulling the emergency chute and having sexual relations.

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McNuggets Rage

A security video from a McDonald's in Ohio shows a woman punching two of the restaurant's employees and smashing a drive-thru window all because she couldn't get Chicken McNuggets.news.cincinnati



I'm not really sure why this chick is trippin over McDonald's McNuggets, they are not even that good, she needs to head over to Wendy's now that shit is the real deal.

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Going Out In Style (Fake)

Jenny quit her job with a (flash) bang by emailing these photos to the entire office.

more flash after the break.

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Drunk Dial

An Amherst man gets wasted and drunk dials the cops looking for a place to stay for the night.

The Lorain County Sheriff's Office tells 19 Action News James Hubbell called dispatch to say he was driving drunk and headed for the police station.

Hubbell:
"I want you to put me in jail, alright, cause I got no place to (expletive) go!"
Dispatcher:
"What are we going to put you in jail for?"
Hubbell:
"I'm drunk and I'm driving, so (expletive) pick me up and take me to jail."


Hubbell needed a place to crash because the day before, Sheriffs Deputies ordered him to leave his home because of a temporary protection order. Once at the station, the 64-year-old man failed several field sobriety tests and slept it off in a cell. Hubbell entered a not guilty plea for drunken driving and failure to maintain physical control in court on Monday. He's due back in court at the end of the month. woio.com

Two things here:
1) Thank God I have never made any drunk calls like this in my life.
2) Thank God people like this exists, so I would never have to do it.
 
I mean in all honesty it the cops fault for kicking him out of the house to begin with, and I wonder how drunk he really was, because he was operating a motor vehicle and talking on the phone at the same time.

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