Dancing fool Usman “Uzzy” Ahmed




The man knows how to make a good entrance and he also knows how to make a good exit.
He needs to pull his shorts up to his face, so he doesn't get knocked the fuck out next time.

Setting someone's hair on fire is not Cool



What in the world are these kids doing? When did it become were setting someones hair on fire was considered fun?
Don't suspend these bastards or arrest them, lets just hold 'em down and set their hairs on fire then pour dog piss down their mouth.
Kids are such assholes these days.

This is what happens when hipsters try to rob




I'm sure by now everyone has seen what a gay hipster fight looks like.
Now here is the version of hipsters trying their hand at robbery.
Of course their getaway ride is a freaking Vespa.
God damn it, I can't stand these fuckers.
They might be the weakest form of humanity. Lets face it, if a 90 year old lady can break up your shit in less than one minute you just need to shut down your shit and go away.
So hipsters don't try to fight or rob places, just back to trying on second hand cloths, listening to indie rock and witty banter.

Just a large dead snake


Cincinnati Bengals hire Jay Gruden as new OC


Who in the world thought the Bengals would hire Jay Gruden as the new OC? I sure as hell didn't, I never even heard of this guy until the press release.
This has to be the most exciting, I mean mind numbing hire since Dave Shula. But I won't bitch and complain about this hire quite yet.
Yea sure he has a famous last name, but so does Dave Shula and Mike Brown and we all know how those two turned out.
First of all let me say this, this fool looks like the brother of Lane Kiffin rather than Jon Gruden.
I'm not dogging this fresh approach by the Bengals, not only looking to hire someone outside of the Bengals organization, but NFL itself.
I don't really care where they hired this guy from, as long as he can bring some kind of discipline, professionalism and consistency.
So now the big question is will Carson Palmer comeback or not, is this enough for him to want to comeback to the Bengals?
Everyone knows that the firing of Bob Bratkowski was an impulse move by Mike Brown to keep interest floating by the fans and to reel Carson back in. Lets just hope he can come in and be a positive influence.
Now please fire the O-line coach and the D-line coach.

Drug smugglers use catapult to fling pot from Mexico to Arizona


Is there nothing these Mexicans won't do? Can't blame them, we like our pot and they know how to distribute it.
It's time to legalize pot across United States, so we don't end up wasting out tax dollars for all kind of bull shit. Either that or its time to build the great fucking wall of Arizona.