My Inspiration


This is dedicated to my one and only inspiration Alice.
 You are my inspiration behind starting this blog,
 I figured since I can't bitch about you I should bitch about someone else.
 You make me go to the bathroom when I have to fart.
 You tell me its ok to burp when no one is around, even though you keep telling me its gross.
 You make me stay fit, because you keep telling me I should not eat too much and that I'm getting fat.
 I do not stare at hot girls anymore because you tell me that you will kick my ass.
 There are many more, but for now I'll stop here.
 Again baby thanks for being my inspiration.