Whats Going On In Cincinnati?

Seriously what is going on around Cincinnati lately, first we had a guy taking a a bath with stolen cheese at the library, and now we have a man accused of humping a cop car. There is some weird shit going on around town.
I mean, I can understand the guy with the cheese, he was homeless and hungry, but the guy that humped a police cruiser, I just don't know where your are coming from.

PS. Is that a Pittsburgh Pirates tattoo on your face? Now that's just wrong.