Diaper Wearing Woman

"A Pennsylvania woman was awarded $150,000 in a discrimination suit claiming she had to wear diapers to work due to a lack of toilets. Lisa Drozdowski, 37, had to wear adult diapers while she was working as a flagger for the company in 2005 because officials refused to provide portable toilets. Drozdowski said her bathroom breaks, which involved walking a quarter mile to her car and driving several minutes to the nearest restroom, often came after she had already urinated on herself."
upi.com

This is exactly the reason, you don't give females these types of job. But if you don't give them the job, they are just gonna turn around and sue you for discrimination. This story just pissed me off, I'm thinking if you can't do the job thats assigned to you, get out and don't comeback. Other wise keep wearing the diapers and shut your mouth or jump behind the bush.

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Paraguayan President Is A Player

"A third woman has filed a paternity claim against Paraguay's Roman Catholic bishop-turned- president.  Asked whether the latest claim would tarnish the president's image, Interior Minister Rafael Filizzola replied, "We must not mix personal affairs with government business.We have hired a lawyer to deal with this type of issue and avoid getting the government involved." usatoday.net

Now this is how you roll if you are the Chief and Commander. He is single handily trying to raise the population of Paraguay. And I must admit he is succeeding one at a time. I'm sure you all remember Miss Monica Lewinsky, and how much shit the country gave President Clinton for no good reason. I'm saying down in Paraguay they got this whole ordeal correct right from the start. We should of just left President Clinton alone, what he does after five is his personal shit. We in American need to start taking some ideas from other countries.

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WTF Story

"Two men were convicted Thursday on rape and other charges stemming from an attempt to get even over a stolen cell phone. Gamble accused the victim of stealing his cell phone and swore to get even, according to court documents. Gamble and Lovett thought up a scheme where Lovett went online to a local gay chat room to meet the man and invite him over for sex. As Lovett and the victim were on the bed, Gamble came out of the closet carrying a gun and a video camera, telling the victim “I told you I was going to get you” for stealing the phone. Gamble put a gun to the man’s head, Lovett stuffed socks in the man’s mouth and tied him up, according to records. They then took turns raping and beating the man for hours – with many of the acts caught on videotape." cincinnati.com

stealing cell phone = kidnapping and rape?? WTF
I just realized something, only shit like this happens in Avondale. Avondale has to be the pit hole of Cincinnati. I'm a make a phone call to Iran and ask them nuke Avondale instead of Israel. This has to one of most fucked up stories to come out of Cincinnati lately. But I gotta give credit where credit is due. I didn't know gays had this kind of menacing mentality in them. From now I know I gotta be aware of gay dudes, cause they might be packing more than a sausage.

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Big Boy Returns

"Bengals first-round pick Andre Smith finally got to hit someone on Monday. More than anything, though, Smith said he's going to be happy to go out and hit somebody. "That's what they drafted me for," Smith said." cnati.com

No Mr. Smith, we drafted you to eat pancakes and cheeseburgers. Get your ass on the field and make us proud. Just try not to bite anyone while you are blocking. WHO DEY!!!

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Breathalyzer Costume

"dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk." yahoo.com

After looking at this tool, how could you not laugh. I'm sure he did it for the same reason as hot chicks who wear slutty outfits during Halloween, because they are what they wear. And you Mr. Miller are a drunk. This story reminds me of all the cocky squirrels on the road that turns into road kill. The squirrels know they are crazy fast, and instead of getting the fuck out of the way, they just sit there flaunting their shit until the last minute. And the next thing you hear is a little thumping sound. And you know what, I don't feel bad for the squirrels one bit, because they know better. Same applies to this clown, he knew he shouldn't be drinking and driving, especially dressed up as a Breathalyzer.

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No Apple Pie For Me?

"Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men. A LUCKLESS romeo has sued cosmetics firm Lynx after he failed to land a girlfriend during seven years of using their products. Vaibhav said in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe. I used it for seven years but no girl came to me." dailyrecord.co.uk

Where the fuck is the Axe effect? This mans been waiting for over seven years to get some ass. So I think he has every right to sue the pants of Axe. I remember back in the day, when I was an Old Spice man, I rarely got any attention from the ladies. Then I decided to go with Axe, and before I knew it there was tits and ass all over the place. The shit was starting to creep me out a little. In the middle of the night pussy would jump out of the closet and attack me. It would chase me down while I was taking a walk in park. So I really feel bad for this dude, I mean I'm practically swimming in this while he barely gets a sniff. I know this guy was unattractive and unintelligent thats exactly why he switched to Axe brand. And I think Axe let him down.

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