"dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. Oxford police said they stopped 20-year-old James P. Miller on Halloween night and found beer in his front seat and in the trunk." yahoo.com
After looking at this tool, how could you not laugh. I'm sure he did it for the same reason as hot chicks who wear slutty outfits during Halloween, because they are what they wear. And you Mr. Miller are a drunk. This story reminds me of all the cocky squirrels on the road that turns into road kill. The squirrels know they are crazy fast, and instead of getting the fuck out of the way, they just sit there flaunting their shit until the last minute. And the next thing you hear is a little thumping sound. And you know what, I don't feel bad for the squirrels one bit, because they know better. Same applies to this clown, he knew he shouldn't be drinking and driving, especially dressed up as a Breathalyzer.
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