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Bengals fire Bob Bratkowski as offensive coordinator

Monday, January 31, 2011  G  

They finally fire someone after going 4-12. And its the fan favorite offensive coordinator Bob Bratkowski (not).  I just don't understand what the thought process is with Mike Brown, why wait so long to make a change.
Why in the world did Mike Brown not fire Brat after this shit of a season was over, or even before Brat took the trip down to Mobile for the Senior Bowl?
Mike Brown decides to waits until all the good or decent OC on the market is gone to make a change.
I am certain that Mike Brown did not want to fire Brat, but he finally realized that Carson Palmer wasn't joking around when he demanded a trade or he will retire. He also saw the season ticket renewal drop like the Tunisian government.
Like everything the Bengals do, they are always a day late and a dollar short.
I'm just sad that they also didn't fire Paul Alexander the O line coach and Ken Zampese the QB's coach, there is enough dead woods in this coaching staff to keep me warm in this winter.
I enjoy my team continuing to be the bottom feeders and the laughing stock of the NFL. Who Dey.
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America hates Jay Cutler more than Ben Roethlisberger and Michael Vick

Wednesday, January 26, 2011  G  

What in the world is going on America?
America hates a guy that got hurt more than they hate who raped girls and killed dogs? This is just straight messed up. Americans needs to set their priorities straight. I know sports fans are not the most smartest or caring people on the planet, but this is just beyond shocking. This is what happens when ESPN starts assuming things and starts calling out Jay Cutler before even finding out the extend of his injuries. I fucking hate ESPN sometimes, just one giant talking head.
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Ben Roethlisberger getting humped by Rashard Mendenhall

Monday, January 24, 2011  Unknown  

Nothing like getting humped on a cold day, fuck it he's going to the Superbowl for the third time in six year he deserves a black wood up his ass.
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Rumor: Carson Palmer wants to be traded or he will retire.

Monday, January 24, 2011  Unknown  

WTF is all this shit Carson? I just wrote about how you won't be traded last week, and now the internet is running wild with the rumor that you are demanding a trade? Way to stick it to me Carson.
Yea Carson might be an average QB in the NFL, and even according to some a bust, but inside the Bengals organization he is cherished and worshiped. And if he is demanding a trade, I swear Mike Brown just shitted in his pants so did Marvin Lewis. This news is like hurricane Katrina and the Haitian earthquake just hitting the Bengals all at once.
If the rumors are to be true, I cannot blame Carson one bit. This franchise is a mess, the Bengals are the laughing stock of the NFL. For eight years Carson has been a good soldier, he has always taken the blame for a lose, never pointed fingers at coaches or his teammates even when it was obvious who should get the blame. So for Carson to come out and demand a trade is a total shocker. This is the kind of fire I always wanted to see from Carson on the field and in the press conference, instead of his California laid back attitude.
For all the yapping Mike Brown and Marvin Lewis has done so far about how there will be a new system, an overhaul of this team is useless babble; because they haven't done shit so far and Carson can see that. He can see nothing will change, and he realize if he stays with this franchise he has not shot of ever winning a play-off game. And I wish him nothing but the best, I really hope he gets traded and I hope he does well. If I ever decide to buy a Bengals jersey it will be of Carson Palmer.
There are a hand full of teams in the NFL that can use a QB like Carson, so for the Bengals to find someone to trade with should not be a problem. But will they succumb to the pressure and trade or do they stick to their guns?
Everyone knows, even the homeless guy that won the ESPN fantasy challenge, that Mike Brown should of have  fired Marvin, but that didn't happen. And it should be an easy decision for Marvin to fire Bob Bratkowski and  find a new offensive coordinator and that looks like its not happening anytime soon. So again, I can't in any way blame Carson Palmer for wanting to get the fuck out of Cincinnati.
Time for the Jordan Palmer or Dan LeFevour era of dominance to begin.
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Cleveland radio guy goes on a rant about the Browns but it might as well be about the Bengals

Thursday, January 20, 2011  G  





This is a rant by Greg Kozarik of Cleveland.com Digital Sports Network. I swear if you take out the Cleveland Browns and replace it with Cincinnati Bengals it will be the same damn thing.
And if you replace Randy Lerner with Mike Brown as the devil you won't miss a beat. Every single damn thing he said about the Browns are true with the Bengals. No matter what, we follow the Bengals like a pack of sheep hoping for something better.
If you look at both of these franchises you can clearly see the decline as soon as the new owners took charge. Another reason I'm pondering I should never have kids, cause if I pass something down to my son, it's guaranteed he'll fuck it up.
The Cleveland Browns are just as sad and pathetic as the Bengals, win or lose I don't even hate the Browns anymore, I just feel sorry for them.
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Nothing Like Down Syndrome, Trannies, and Cocaine

Thursday, January 20, 2011  Unknown  



Sweet Jesus, it’s like this movie is the illegitimate, coke-addled love child of “Life Goes On” and “West Side Story.” Anyway this clip is from some movie called Santa Sangre. What can be better than sex, fighting and coked-up people with down syndrome. I'm pretty sure this is what it will be like to hang out with Charlie Sheen on a Friday night.
If that didn't put a smile on your face, I'm sure this will.

LOOSE SCREWS "Aerobics" - FilmDrunk Exclusive from Severin Films on Vimeo.
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