America's first sex-toy drive-thru

HUNTSVILLE, AL (WAFF) - Pleasures is opening a new adult store that offers a drive-thru this weekend. "It's a new level of privacy, and it feels good to give something back to the community," business owner Sherri Williams said. The new Pleasures adult store will be the country's first to sell adult toys through a private, drive-thru window. The new location will also feature the Intimacy Clinic, offering weekly seminars and workshops, complimentary condoms, and marriage counseling. The store's sexual health library will promote book signings. There's also an outdoor lounge for wine, beer, and smokers, and an indoor lounge featuring ToyBox Parties for giggling groups of women and private functions.


My God this is amazing, take that Amsterdam you can't touch this shit. What? You guys have drive through sex?. Damn.
The only thing that would make this drive through epic is if they served some fries.
Yes, I'll have a turquoise butt plug, and matching ball gag for the lady. And I'll have three ribbed condoms, and a set of toe cuffs to go please.

I mean how in the world do you order shit through the drive through, do you have to memorize the catalog before hand? Or is it like order it online or call ahead and pick it up at the drive-thru, kind of like my prescription refills?

Did anyone know that in Alabama the sale of sex toys is illegal unless for medical/educational/scientific purposes. I mean what the hell is going on down in Alabama, I always though South Carolina was the weirdest state in the Union, but I think Alabama might have taken that cake now.

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Recap Pittsburgh Steelers vs Cincinnati Bengals

T.O is Officially apart of the 150 club Congrats, now that is out of the way lets get to the game.

I mean what a game it was, it was like being on acid for 4 hours, lots of trippy shit.
The first half would have been much different if not for those 2 turnovers, and the blocked punt. Even with all the bone headed plays the defense had kept this game some what close.
There was no lack of urgency the Bengals at the start of the game. For a team desperate for a win, to start with a fumble on the opening kickoff and blocked punt after its second drive is inexcusable.
But the key to every game is turnovers, in the first half the Steelers scored 10 points off the Bengals turnovers.
Honestly I could care less for the special teams, but just do me a favor just don't fuck it up for the rest of the team.

For all the criticism that Andre "The Giant" Smith  has taken from local media and fans, he has stepped up and held his own against two of the best defensive players in the NFL.

If this team was disciplined, this season would of have meant something besides a failure.

If it was not for those two missed field goals by Nugent this would of have been a tie game at the end of regulation.

Carson made some mistakes, but overall he played pretty well.
I was surprised when Shipley did not make that catch at the end of the game, even though he is a rookie he is a solid pass catcher.
If it was not for T.O. I don't know what the final score would have been. Needless to say, there are lots of things that the Bengals need to get right, from special teams to cutting down on penalties. If the team can get those two monkey's of their back, this would of have been a great team playing a great season.

If you keep playing like shit in the first half, it only gets harder to come back. Just like previous games the rally falls short, no one to blame but themselves.

Granted the Steelers put 20 points on the board in the first half, but how many of those points was given away and how many was earned.

Geno Atkins and Michael Johnson getting more snaps than ever before and it definitely shows. We are finally getting some kind of pressure on the QB, but the Bengals still only end up with one sack.

Love my Bengals, but the season is over at 2-6.

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Stat: ESPN

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NRA wants me to join, its so tempting

So I got this letter from NRA asking me to join their membership program. And here is what it said.

"Your constitutional right to own a gun is under attack my anti-gun politicians and administration officials, global gun ban diplomats at the U.N., militant anti-hunting extremists, radical billionaires and the freedom-hating Hollywood elite.
They've vowed to fight on and never surrender...Not until they've banned, confiscated and destroyed our guns, just like in England, Canada and Australia."

I mean is NRA serious with this shit? Just like England, Canada and Australia??? Fuck I never wanna be like those countries, damn all those people with no guns what will they do when their government tires to kidnap their children and rape their wives?

Hey  England, Canada and Australia how are you living with no guns? ~ Really? Life is good.
Do you guys want your guns back? ~ No, no, we don't like killing ourselves.
But did you know your freedom is under attack? ~ Oh, you like it that way, less crime and less killing.

This is dumbest reason I have heard to join the NRA, can't they just say if you like guns come join NRA.
I am pretty sure countries like England, Canada and Australia do not have the same amount of death by guns as America does. So tell me is it worth it?

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Cincinnati Bengals Jerome Simpson not a bust?

So the Cincinnati Enquirer wrote an article about  Bengals WR Jerome Simpson this morning, they stated that Jerome is just slow to pick up the speed of NFL and he is also slow to pick up the system. And All Pro Blogger John Thornton agrees with the Enquirer and thinks Jerome is not a bust. But reality shows that its almost over for him.
So lets take look at some stats for Jeromoe and some other WRs drafted after him.
Jerome Simpson: 1 Rec, 0 TD
Earl Bennett: 74 Rec, 2 TDs
DeSean Jackson: 143 Rec, 14 TDs
Early Doucet: 39 Rec, 1 TD
Harry Douglas: 38 Rec, 2 TDs
Mario Manningham: 82 Rec, 8 TDs
Andre Caldwell: 71 Rec, 3 TDs
I could keep on going with the stats, but why waste my time.
Its pretty simple, if you are drafted in the first 3 rounds, you are expected to produce or contribute to the team some how. To me Jerome has not done anything in almost three years for this team. So tell me is he a bust or not?
I'm gonna go out on a limp and say he is a bust because, look at Andre Calwell who was drafted later than, but has produced more than Jerome in the same time span. He has adapted to the speed of the NFL and learned the system. That is why he is out on the field. Also, look at Jordan Shipley, for goodness sake he is a rookie. But he is out on the field every Sunday making plays while Jerome is on the sidelines. So I'm not sure what Thornton and  John Erardi of the Enquirer is smoking but to me Jerome is a bust.
But the real question should not be about Jerome but about the Bengals scouting team, are they a bust or not. Its not Jerome's fault for being drafted too high, its the Bengals non-existent scouts departments fault for drafting him based on highlight reels on youtube?

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Man Dressed As Jesus Kicked Out Of Church

"A man dressed as Jesus was kicked out of a St. Louis area church Sunday. Police were even called to get in the middle of the spiritual showdown. "We're called to be ambassadors for Jesus Christ, ambassadors should represent, and that's what I do. I try to represent my Lord and savior Jesus Christ," said Neal Thompson Monday night, wearing the same white robe and cross, and carrying the same staff he's been using every Sunday for 22 years."orlandosentinel

Imagine if he pulled that stunt dressed as Mohammad at a Mosque, wait I take that back, no one know what Mohammad looks like.
But think about it like this, what if he really was Jesus, they just made the biggest mistake ever. Seriously have they not heard the song "What If God Was One Of Us " by Alanis Morissette.
Honestly I don't have a problem with this guy, he can dress up as a werewolf and go to church. I mean he had a long stick and a white table cloth, so I'm not sure if that is enough to get kicked out of church. Maybe the Church might want to think about this one long and hard.

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Where Do The Bengals Go From Here

I love the Bengals, and they are my favorite football team, and no matter what I will always cheer for them. But lets call it like it is, this years Bengals team are a flop and after the lose to the Miami Dolphins, where do the Bengals go? I know they are not mathematically eliminated from the playoff but everyone and their momma knows they are not going anywhere.
Like Paul Daugherty said, "They are a fine collection of individual talents", but when its time to play some football as a team they absolutely suck, their is no chemistry. You can look at this team and there is no leaders, not on offense, not on defense. I'm not sure how Marvin Lewis shows his emotion behind closed doors, but he sure as hell don't show any during the press conference.
Remember the time when Marvin Lewis was AP 2009 NFL Coach of the Year, and when there was banners that said Marvin for president and in Marvin we trust, and remember the time when Bob Bratkowski was a hot commodity in NFL as a future head coach because he was considered and offensive wizard. What happened to those guys, where has it all gone?
First I have to say this about Marvin Lewis, he has dragged this franchise out of an embarrassing decade of football. He helped make the organization respectable. His teams have made the postseason twice. But after a decade of his reign at the helm it might be time for a change. And I think it would be welcomed by all of Bengals nation.

But if the guy sitting at the top of the pyramid does not feel what the fans feel nothing ever will change.

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