Onion video of the week




I got my money on the horse. Yea know what you knuckle heads are thinking, that Evander is quicker with his hands. But you gotta realize the horse can take a punch and keep on coming just like Evanders former opponent the ugly Nikolay Valuev. If you guys seen that fight you know The Real Deal Holyfield was all over Nikolay Valuev, but in the end it wasn't enough. Plus, have you ever met a horse that didn't show up when it mattered the most e.g. Sea biscuit, Sylvester, The Black Stallion just to name a few. I think the deciding factor for this fight is not the fighters but their managers, thats where the horse has an advantage, because in the corner he's got  the one and only horse whisperer Robert Redford.