Tiger Woods Y'all Part 2

OK enough of this Tiger drama. If you have the will power to listen to this 14 minutes of garbage, be my guest. But if you don't want to waste your time, here is a quick run down. Hello everyone, I'm Tiger Woods, I can't bang anymore skanks, because I got busted. I'm sorry. I have a problem, so I'm getting some help for it. Leave my family alone.
But my question is when did wanting to have sex become a problem? I'm positive every red blooded male out there want to do it every day but not everyone is as sleazy as this man is! I don't understand why he has to hold a press conference to tell everyone why he banged every chick possible from the Pacific to the Atlantic.