Not Again Big Ben

"Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is being investigated in an allegation of sexual assault at a Georgia nightclub. Officers said the alleged assault occurred early Friday morning at a nightclub in Milledgeville, about 85 miles southeast of Atlanta." news.cincinnati

If my math is correct, 2 rapes = 2  super bowl rings. Come on Carson Palmer, do something son.

I'm wondering who will stop Big Ben and his out of control ding-dong form Sexually Assaulting these ugly chicks?
If the police, or the FBI can't stop Big Ben who will?, I think we might have to summon Mike Zimmer and his  4-3.