Crazy White People Think Broken Flag Is Mourning Bin Ladens Death



When the rope inside the hotel’s flagpole broke Sunday, leaving Old Glory stranded at half-staff for the next several days, it couldn’t have come at a worse time. “They’re thinking we’re supporters of (Osama) bin Laden,” said Connie Smith, the Leffel Lane hotel’s flabbergasted assistant general manager. “We started getting calls left and right.” One woman in tears demanded to know whether the hotel owners were from Iraq, Iran or Pakistan. (No, no and no.). “The town,” Smith confessed, “is obviously patriotic.” Springfield News Sun

That's Patriotic? That's more like, bat shit crazy white people.
I been to Springfield, everyone there is crazy. Springfield makes Dayton look like San Francisco.