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| I guess its because he held dog fights, something white people frown upon. |
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| Because he cheated on his white wife |
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| Your stereotypical loud mouth, "all about me" black athlete. |
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| I really have no clue, I know all the white kids in the suburbs love him; maybe its cause he is another loud mouthed black man. |
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| Got accused of raping a white woman. |
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| This one baffles me, maybe its because he left a city that no once care about, after he held up his end of the contract. |
With the first inning scoreless, Arizona started the second not so quietly when Miguel Montero and Ryan Church hit back to back home runs. That though, was all it took to wake up Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo who pitched 107 pitches in 6 innings. Those were the only 2 runs allowed with only 7 hits total no walks and a season-high 8 strikeouts. Bottom of the 2nd, Jay Bruce and Drew Stubbs "in your faced" the D-backs with back to back home runs of their own. Score now 2-2. More excitement happened in the bottom of the 3rd when Joey Votto score his 34th homer of the year, and Bruce homered again this time with 3rd baseman, Scott Rolen on 1st. Score now 5-2. In the 5th, Orlando Cabrera hit his first homer since May 5 and Bruce broke his bat to score Cabrera in the 7th. Final score 7-2. The Reds are now 82-62 7 games above the St. Louis Cardinals who, by the way, lost to the Chicago Cubs last night, creating their first winning season since 2000.
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| The Enquirer/Will Velarde |
