America, We Might Be Fat. Obese Ohio Man Dies After Sitting In Chair For 2 Years

Remember when Michelle Obama said we all should eat healthy especially kids. But idiot Americans took that as, how big government is trying to tell us what to do. Well I got news for you guys, we as a country are fucking fat. Have you guys looked around? I think it's time someone told us what to eat. Look at this fat ass, the police had to cut a big hole in the side of the house to get his gigantic ass out.