Intense Shagging

"A couple's nightly sex sessions were making their neighbours' lives' hell, a court heard today. Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" and drowned out their neighbours' televisions. But it was not just the neighbours who were up in arms about the noise coming from their terraced house in Hall Road, Concord, Washington, Tyne and Wear - even the local postman and a woman who walked past the house taking her child to school complained. Neighbours said the Cartwrights sex sessions would usually start around midnight and last for two or three hours, every night of the week."

Are these people really complaining about the noise, or are they secretly wishing their sex life was that good?
I say let them enjoy their monkey sex, but they gotta give their neighbors some peace and quite 2 in the morning. As of now, I am taking donations to buy her a gag ball, so their neighbors can go to sleep on time.