Who Gets More Love? 30 Year Old Son vs Old Minivan

An angry driver intentionally drove his father’s minivan into a Central Park pond this afternoon, sending picnickers and sun-worshippers fleeing in panic.
"F--k that car!" the driver — whom cops identified as Anthony Romo, 30 — told an eyewitness of the green Nissan Quest. "It’s my father’s car. He loves that car more than he loves me,"he said, echoing a line from the classic "Ferris Bueller’s Day Off."
He faces reckless driving and reckless endangerment charges. NYPOST

What in the world has America come to? Just pussies and self loathing assholes everywhere. Anyway, if you dad loves a Nissan minivan more than you, then it's time to move on. I mean how worthless are you? It's not even a brand new minivan, it looks like an old beat up minivan.