Researchers Agree, Cleveland Smells Like Shit

University of Colorado researchers sampling the winter air in four Midwestern cities say the bacterial colonies found in Cleveland and Detroit most closely resemble that found in dog poop. DenverPost

You know that old saying, if it's brown flush it down. Not only does that phrase reflect the Cleveland Browns, now it looks like it reflects the entire city of Cleveland. But in all honesty, did they really have to spend time and money to figure out that Cleveland smells like dog shit? All they had to do was come hang out in Cincinnati for a while and wait until the breeze from lake Erie swept down to Cincinnati.