Husband Signs Death Contract

"The 32-year-old man, who was named by the Chongqing Evening News as Mr Zhang, took the unusual step after suffering intense abuse from his wife, who studies kung fu. "I don't want to beat him, but arguments are inevitable and I can't help myself," his wife told the newspaper. She added that in the week before they signed the deal, she had beaten him up three times. In order to curb his wife's aggression, Mr Zhang proposed signing a contract in front of his in-laws. If his wife breaches the contract, she has to return to her parents' home for three days. "She is very obedient to her parents, and her parents will support me and blame her" . telegraph

I find this not so surprising. And it seems to be producing positive results for the couple. But God damn, an ass whooping form your lady every weeks, that has hurt his balls as well as his ego. Maybe she's just beating the shit out him so she can go chill out with mom and pop for couple of day. Maybe he's doing this on purpose, she's probably a nagging type bitch and probably wont let him watch the game on the weekends. So he purposely get his ass kicked in time for the weekend. Yeah, bring it on, 3 day weekend of nothing but chilling with the boys and watching the game in peace.