Epic showdown for last place

I swear White people are out of their minds. I cannot imagine another other race on this planet doing this type of stuff. I mean don't do an Iron Man competition if your old ass can't cross the finish line in a normal way. Yeah it is cool to finish what you start, but it become worthless when you get dragged across the finish line. Instead of dong an Iron Man competition can't you all go do some knitting or some other stuff old people do?